A/N: Hihi Hola Everyone!
Thank you silverari13 for reviewing chapter 4.
Chapter 5 is now here!
Something is wrong with the line breaks in this chapter. Sorry!
Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR, or Teen Titans. But I do own Teen Tidies!
As Aragorn walked back into his room of the mental hospital, he saw that the others had woken up. Legolas was watching his favorite TV show, "Teen Tidies".
(When there's trouble, you know who to call...
TEEN TIDIES!
From their fortress they can clean it all...
TEEN TIDIES!
When there's scum, dust bunnies, or plaque,
You can rest knowing they got your back,
'cuz when the world's attacked by dirt and mold...
TEEN TIDIES GO! Teen Tidies...
T – E – E – N T – I – D – I – E – S!
TEEN TIDIES GO!)
In this particular episode, Sweepfloorg and Moppin were sad because Clean Teeth Boy had stolen their favorite video game, "DirtBusters XXXVI."
"Oh WHY, Clean Teeth Boy, WHY?!" yelped Legolas despairingly. "Why oh why did you have to go and do such a horrible thing?!"
A little weirded out, Aragorn moved on.
Gandalf farted. This was a very normal thing for an old fart to do.
Aragorn kept on walking. Aha. There was Sam, probably the most normal after Esslar himself.
"Hi Sam."
"Hi."
"Ummmm, whatchya readin'?'
"'Super Me Gusta Los Teen Tidies episode 674.'"
"OOoooooookay then."
Remember what I said about Sam being normal? Well, pretend I didn't say it.
Anyway. Merry was playing video games. Interesting, huh? Very.
"Yeeeeah! Go Bathin'! It's your birthday!"
(A/N: A Random HAPPY BIRTHDAY to those whose birthdays are between now and November 2009.)
"You the man! Well, you the woman. You the HYGENIST! Beat the dirt out of those villains! Go Sweepflorg! Broom-Yah!"
"WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOOOOO!?!?!?!?!" Aragorn screamed and he ran into one of the bouncy walls.
He bounced off of it and went flying. Into the TV. Into "Teen Tidies". The television set opened up a portal for a second. Guess what. HE WAS INSIDE "TEEN TIDIES!" How fun. Now he was trapped inside some stupid TV show.