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Ok, so... Disclaimer time.
I don't own LOTR or teen titans (if you haven't figured it out yet, that's what Teen Tidies is a spin-off of)
Whew. That wasn't so hard, now was it?
Where we last left our tragic hero, he had been sucked into a television set. He was stuck with the Teen Tidies. Fun, fun, fun. Cleaning and protecting the planet from all things with bacteria. Yup. Fun. His new name was Clean-the-air-agorn. Guess what? He was an environmentalist.
Up in the Tidy Fortress, Clean-the-air-agorn (henceforth known as CTAA) found Moppin and Sweepfloorg playing video games. CTAA hated video games. Clean Teeth Boy was brushing his teeth with special magic toothpaste. CTAA hated toothpaste. Even Bathin found something fun to do. This included doughnuts, lampshades, electrical outlets, and razor blades. Not CTAA's idea of fun.
(A/N: CTAA is pronounced C T double A)
Hmm... What to do, what to do...
Finally, CTAA realized that he was on TV and some people (including the author of this story) were watching him. He grinned devilishly. Now was the time for some fun.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed CTAA evilly. "Hello kiddies! I'm Clean-the-air-agorn! I'm new to the Tidies, but I'm a great superhero! I can't wait to give a good example. Did you know that the human body is crawling with bacteria and dirt? Here's a way to dispose of it. First, take belly-button lint and dirt from under your nails. Then sculpt them into statues of all of the Tidies except for me. Watch as I demonstrate."
And he demonstrated.
"Now, you take some really fancy sewing needles and stick them into the sculptures like so."
More demonstration.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" came the shrieks of pain from the Tidies. You see, CTAA and his viewers had made voodoo dolls of the Teen Tidies.
"Here's another way to keep clean," said CTAA. "You take all your moldy food from the refrigerator and dump it on the wonderful sculptures. Then you light them on fire and sing this song:
Me gusta Lord of the Rings, Me gusta Lord of the Rings, si es muy bien, pero no me gusta los Teen Tidies."
The viewers sang the special song while the Teen Tidies all burned up and died.
"Very good, children." said CTAA. "Soon, you will master the art of voodoo. But for now-" A red flashing light and beeping noise cut CTAA off.
"Uh oh... I guess there's some ummm... dirty... villain that needs to be fought. Watch as I defeat him... bravely..."
CTAA went flying out of Tidy Tower. Yes, he had special tidy powers. He soon saw what the source of the trouble was: THE EVIL INFAMOUS WEDGE OF CHEESE!
Oh, goody.
CTAA Aragorn sighed.
"You know, this is beginning to get reeeeeeally old. Can't you wreak havoc in the real world? I'm kind of busy right now."
"MUAAAAAAAAAHAHA! You will never defeat me, Clean-the-air-agorn!"
Hey hey, how'd you guess? Big, ugly battle. Very boring. But CTAA won. And as he stood gloating to himself over his victory, the Infamous Evil Wedge of Cheese staggered away unnoticed, so that he could fight another day.
"YAY!" said CTAA. "Now I am the ultimate ruler of the universe! Go me! Uh-huh, uh-huh, who good? I good!..." But while he was chanting in glee, another portal opened and CTAA was sucked into the real world. Right into some little girl's living room. The girl had curly, golden hair and was always very good. And her name was Little Miss Mary Sunshine.
"Oh joy! My favorite Teen Tidy has landed in my living room! Hold on, he's not a teen! And he doesn't look very tidy to me! Oh dear! MOMMY, OH MOMEEEEEEE, I think this man is insane! We had better bring him to the mental hospital right away!"
And CTAA, who was now just known as Aragorn, would have liked nothing more.