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This is not a real business – just made up.
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(The house, afternoon)
(We see Vinnie just getting off the phone. He hangs up and hurriedly runs into the living room, where Max and Mike are lounging on the couch.)
Vinnie: Oh no!
Max: What's wrong, Vinnie?
Vinnie: We got a bunch of people coming over, and the house looks like a pig sty.
Mike: Oh no. What are we going to do?
Max: I know!
(Max goes into the kitchen, picks up the phone, and makes a phone call. Seconds later, we see a whirlwind burst through the front door and into the living room. It stops to reveal three people wearing light blue jumpsuits. They are cleaners, from the "Squeaky Cleaning Company.")
Cleaner #1: Hi. Squeaky Cleaning Company. What seems to be the trouble, sir?
Vinnie: We got a bunch of guests coming over in thirty minutes, and we need the whole house to look spic-'n-span.
Cleaner #2: No problem. Let's go, guys.
(The cleaners go through the whole house like a whirlwind. It is spotless within seconds – every bread crumb and scrap of paper is gone without a trace!)
Cleaner #3: Done.
Max: Wow! You swept this place up like a torrential rainfall.
Mike: Thanks, guys.
Cleaner #1: Well, we owe it to the man who started it all.
(Cut to a shot of Kaufman, sitting in a big office behind a desk. He is wearing his "Squeaky Cleaning Company" uniform and hat, and we see at the bottom of the screen, "Kaufman: Founder & CEO, Squeaky Cleaning Company.")
Kaufman: Hi. I'm Kaufman. I like cleaning so much... I started a cleaning company.
(Cut back to the house, with many guests socializing at a party."
Guest: Nice place, guys. How do you keep it so clean?
Max: Had a little help from a friend.
Vinnie: That's right. (To the camera) Thanks, Squeaky Cleaning Company. (Freeze frame on him giving a thumbs-up.)
Announcer: Squeaky Cleaning Company. We get your home or office "Squeaky" clean...
This is not a real business – just made up.
Max Payne & Co. present The Real World will return after a brief word from our sponsors.
(The house, afternoon)
(We see Vinnie just getting off the phone. He hangs up and hurriedly runs into the living room, where Max and Mike are lounging on the couch.)
Vinnie: Oh no!
Max: What's wrong, Vinnie?
Vinnie: We got a bunch of people coming over, and the house looks like a pig sty.
Mike: Oh no. What are we going to do?
Max: I know!
(Max goes into the kitchen, picks up the phone, and makes a phone call. Seconds later, we see a whirlwind burst through the front door and into the living room. It stops to reveal three people wearing light blue jumpsuits. They are cleaners, from the "Squeaky Cleaning Company.")
Cleaner #1: Hi. Squeaky Cleaning Company. What seems to be the trouble, sir?
Vinnie: We got a bunch of guests coming over in thirty minutes, and we need the whole house to look spic-'n-span.
Cleaner #2: No problem. Let's go, guys.
(The cleaners go through the whole house like a whirlwind. It is spotless within seconds – every bread crumb and scrap of paper is gone without a trace!)
Cleaner #3: Done.
Max: Wow! You swept this place up like a torrential rainfall.
Mike: Thanks, guys.
Cleaner #1: Well, we owe it to the man who started it all.
(Cut to a shot of Kaufman, sitting in a big office behind a desk. He is wearing his "Squeaky Cleaning Company" uniform and hat, and we see at the bottom of the screen, "Kaufman: Founder & CEO, Squeaky Cleaning Company.")
Kaufman: Hi. I'm Kaufman. I like cleaning so much... I started a cleaning company.
(Cut back to the house, with many guests socializing at a party."
Guest: Nice place, guys. How do you keep it so clean?
Max: Had a little help from a friend.
Vinnie: That's right. (To the camera) Thanks, Squeaky Cleaning Company. (Freeze frame on him giving a thumbs-up.)
Announcer: Squeaky Cleaning Company. We get your home or office "Squeaky" clean...