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(Vinnie's used car lot – afternoon)
Vinnie: How ya doin'? Vinnie here. Are you tired of those other used car dealers who wanna sell ya a lemon for the price of a Manhattan penthouse apartment? Well if you are, then head on down to Vincent's Sweet Deals on Wheels. (A few wiseguys are roughing up a competing salesman in the background as Vinnie continues.) Where we beat the competition... (We see another wiseguy with a baseball bat smashing up a car with the price "$5,999" on the windshield) beat down high prices... (Cut to a shot of Fats hotwiring a Benz) and bring you only the finest in pre-owned vehicles. And if you don't see a car here that you want, tell us, and we'll ste-, er, "special order" it for ya. And remember, (Cut to a shot of some more wiseguys firebombing a rival dealership) we will do whatever it takes to get your business. So come on down to Vincent's Sweet Deals on Wheels, and drive home in your dream car today.
(We see a customer driving off the lot in a Lexus. As he passes by a pedestrian...)
Pedestrian: HEY! THAT'S MY CAR!!
Announcer: (VO, very rapidly) Prices include tag, title, and tax. Not responsible for lost, damaged, or stolen cars, no matter what the cops may say.
This is not a real business. It's fiction.
The Real World will return after a brief word from our sponsors.
(Vinnie's used car lot – afternoon)
Vinnie: How ya doin'? Vinnie here. Are you tired of those other used car dealers who wanna sell ya a lemon for the price of a Manhattan penthouse apartment? Well if you are, then head on down to Vincent's Sweet Deals on Wheels. (A few wiseguys are roughing up a competing salesman in the background as Vinnie continues.) Where we beat the competition... (We see another wiseguy with a baseball bat smashing up a car with the price "$5,999" on the windshield) beat down high prices... (Cut to a shot of Fats hotwiring a Benz) and bring you only the finest in pre-owned vehicles. And if you don't see a car here that you want, tell us, and we'll ste-, er, "special order" it for ya. And remember, (Cut to a shot of some more wiseguys firebombing a rival dealership) we will do whatever it takes to get your business. So come on down to Vincent's Sweet Deals on Wheels, and drive home in your dream car today.
(We see a customer driving off the lot in a Lexus. As he passes by a pedestrian...)
Pedestrian: HEY! THAT'S MY CAR!!
Announcer: (VO, very rapidly) Prices include tag, title, and tax. Not responsible for lost, damaged, or stolen cars, no matter what the cops may say.