Disclaimers: I don't own Max Payne, The Real World, or anything having to do with either of the two. Rockstar owns MP, and MTV owner The Real World.
This is not a real company – just made up. And this is not a real presidential candidate - just made up as well.
Remember when the group got arrested and the killer suit handed a piece of paper to Kaufman, telling what the group had to do to get out of jail? Well, this is what the group would have had to do...
MTV Announcer: The Real World will return after this commercial break.
(The house, Manhattan, afternoon)
(We see the gang standing in line, each reading from the teleprompter one by one, and looking like they're doing it too. They are very unenthusiastic in what they say, like they don't want to be doing it, but are there out of obligation.)
Max: Buy Aesir brand products.
Mona: Aesir products rock.
Annie: Aesir products will make you feel good.
Mike: And Aesir is a wonderful company.
Vinnie: (forced cheesy grin) I don't know what products Aesir Incorporated sells, but they have lots of money, so they must be good.
Lisa: Nicole Horne, who owns Aesir Incorporated, is a really nice and talented person, and beautiful.
Kaufman: I think Nicole Horne should run for President. I'd vote for her.
Everyone: Buy Aesir, and vote Horne.
(Cut to a photo of Nicole Horne, superimposed over an American flag fluttering in the wind.)
Nicole Horne (VO): I'm Nicole Horne, and I approve this campaign ad.
Announcer (VO, rapidly): Paid for by Aesir Incorporated and the Committee to Elect Nicole Horne for President and End Democracy.