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Chapter Five – Flirting shamelessly
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Hermione stuck her tongue out at Sirius.
At that, Sirius smirked.
"Don't stick out your tongue unless you're planning to use it" He said, smirking and grinning at the same time.
"I will keep that in mind. But who ever shall I use it on?" she replied. Oh my god! You're flirting shamelessly with your best friend's godfather! STOP! Were just some of the thoughts running through her mind. Sirius just grinned mischievously. I wouldn't even hint such things, dear. Or have you forgotten that she is your godson's best friend? Nagged a voice from the back of his head. He ignored the voice. Hermione just smiled.
"As much as we'd all love to see you two flirting, just kiss and get on with it already" said a stern, yet amused voice from behind them. Hermione choked on her coffee. Sirius groaned. Neither had been aware that Minerva McGonagall had witnessed the whole thing.
"What ever are you talking about, McGonagall?" Sirius asked innocently. Hermione and Minerva snorted. Sirius was horrible at pulling off innocence. Even though, he really is innocent. Nothing happened, nothing will happen, right? Hermione silently added.
"Save it, Black. I've known you long enough" Minerva said with a slight laugh. She then grabbed a muffin and exited the Teacher's Lounge.
As soon as she left, the lounge lapsed into silence. Awkward silence. "So.. er .. Care you elaborate on what kind of "events" will occure at the party?" She asked. Sirius suddenly looked ever-so-smug. "Can't tell. That's classified information." He replied with a wink.
"Hmmp" Hermione muttered. Sirius grinned. "I can tell you that there will be alcohol at this party. Perhaps this will be the night Hermione decides to get drunk and have a little fun? I will have a camera ready.." He replied with a smirk. Hermione looked slightly horrified.
"Absolutely not, Black! I have no intentions of getting drunk, I can assure you.." Hermione replied. "But I will bring a camera along. Wouldn't your beloved students like to see a picture of their beloved Professor, completely drunk, dancing with his sweetheart, Moony?" Hermione said with a snicker.
Sirius looked slight disgusted. "Not that old Moony isn't a charmer, but I'm a ladies' man" He replied. Hermione snorted.
"Ladies' man..? Pcha!" Sirius raised an eyebrow.
"Don't believe me? I can prove it to you.." He replied smoothly as they made eye contact. I could just get lost in his eyes.. She thought silently.
"Yes Padfoot old man, we'd love to see you prove it. I must say though, I'm quite hurt. I thought we had something.." came a voice from behind them, which they both instantly recognized.
"Bloody hell Moony.." Sirius started. Then the room erupted with laughter, which made Hermione and Sirius turn around.
But there was no one.
"That's it.. I've had enough of people sneaking up behind us. Accio Invisibility Cloak!" Sirius said. Instantly, the invisibility cloak flew into his hand, revealing three grinning men.
"Harry, Ron!" Hermione squeeked, grinning. She ran up and hugged them both. "Erm.. 'Mione .. Not that we mind you pulling us so tight against your chest, but we can't..breathe" Ron managed to say. Hermione frowned. "Excuse me?" She replied. "Just kidding, "Mione! Honestly.." Ron said hastily. Hermione huffed.
"Where's my hug?" Remus asked with mock hurt. Hermione rolled her eyes, smiled, and hugged him. "Does this mean I get a hug too?" asked a hopeful Sirius. Hermione laughed, but said nothing and hugged him too.
While Ron and Harry were deep in conversation with Hermione, Remus turned to Sirius. "Flirting with Hermione, eh?" Remus said, grinning. Sirius grinned back sheepishly.
"Who said I was flirting?" He asked. Remus laughed. "I've known you long enough, Padfoot" Remus replied. That was the second time today that someone said something like that.
"How long were you here for?" Sirius asked, mildly curious. A slightly evil grin graced Remus's face.
"The whole time" He replied. "Don't stick your tongue out unless you're planning to use it? Honestly, Padfoot .. That was MY line.." He added.
Sirius smirked. "Speaking of flirting.. I heard you have a mystery girl.." Sirius said. Remus beamed. Wow.. I just realized how long its been since Remus actually had a date.. Sirius thought with a frown. Mind you, its not like I'm any better.. Sure there has been a couple of women since my name was cleared..
"Yes, I do." Remus said, pausing. "But don't bother pushing me for information, everyone will meet her at the party" He added quickly, seeing the look on Sirius's face. He sighed in defeat. They soon joined into Hermione, Ron and Harry's conversation.
"So what are you guys doing here?" Hermione asked curiously. Harry let out a fake sigh.
"Is it a crime for your three best friends to visit you?" He asked. Hermione narrowed her eyes suspiciously.
"Besides, we charmed the letters so that we'd apparate as soon as you opened them" Harry explained, seeing her suspicion. Hermione laughed.
"You know, you can't apparate into Hogwarts. Honestly, how many times do I have to tell you? It says so in—"She said, but was cut off by Ron "—Hogwarts, A history" He continued, grinning. Hermione rolled her eyes.
"We just apparated at Hogsmead and walked from there." Harry explained. Trust Hermione to notice things that ordinary people wouldn't notice.
"Wait a second .. You said THREE best friends? Who's the third?" She asked, looking around. Harry and Ron laughed.
"Ginny, of course." Harry said. Hermione's eyes widened. As if on cue, Ginny burst into the room.
"HEEEEEEERMY!" She screamed, running towards Hermione. Hermione grinning. "GIIIIIIIIIIIIINICKINS!" Hermione mimicked. When Ginny met up with her best friend, they hugged and exchanged remarks like "Your hair!" or "What a gorgeous robe!" until they heard a very audible "Girls!" comment coming from the four guys.
Hermione and Ginny turned around. "Boys!" the said in unison, mimicking the tone they had used. The guys rolled their eyes.
"Well, anyhow, we've come to take you three out for drinks at the Three Broomsticks, if you like" Harry said to Hermione, Sirius and Remus. They all nodded.
"Oh.. I'm not exactly dressed properly. Ugh. I didn't really want anyone to see me in these clothes.." Hermione remarked, looking down on her clothes. The guys all exchanged glances.
"Hermione, as much we agree with you, those clothes look great on you, being tight and all.." Remus said with a wink. Harry and Ron looked torn between agreement and horror that REMUS, of all people, made that comment. Sirius looked in agreement.
"You perverts" Hermione muttered half-heartedly. They all laughed. "Not perverts, just guys" Sirius said a wink. Hermione rolled her eyes. "I'll be back in a second. Don't follow me" She added reproachfully.
Twenty minutes later, the six of them sat around a table at the Three Broomsticks.
"So, you and Ron live at the Manor?" Hermione asked. Harry and Ron nodded. "It was so much fun when Sirius was there too. The bachelors, bored stiff.. It was great fun" Ron said.
Hermione raised an eyebrow. Sirius nearly choked on drink. "Not like that!" He said quickly. The whole table erupted in laughter. Ginny coughed noticeably.
"Of course, things have changed now. I have my precious Ginny" Harry added, noticing to look on her face. Ron made a face at the "lovey-dovey" tone Harry used.
"Are you saying that you don't have fun, now that I'm in the picture?" Ginny asked. Harry's smile dropped quickly. "Of course not! I was just saying that I'm no longer a bachelor.." He said, trailing off. Ginny smirked.
"I feel so loved. Well, you and Ron can be 'bored stiff' together, because you're not getting anything from me tonight" Ginny said, finishing with a triumphant smirk. Ron's mouth dropped, and his face turned slightly red with anger. Harry looked feigned sadness of being 'deprived'. Sirius and Remus watched the scene unfold with an amused look. Hermione, however, frowned slightly, making her resemble McGonagall.
Ron turned to Harry. "You did .. IT... with her?! MY SISTER?!" He said, practically yelling. Ginny grinned. "What did you think we were doing all those times I slept over at your house? Holding hands innocently?" She replied. Harry looked torn. His own girlfriend was practically digging a grave for him.
"Oh relax Ron. She's just kidding" Harry said, taking a sip of his Irish Coffee. Ron didn't believe him. "So, have you two done it, then?" Ron asked, almost afraid of the answer. "That's our business, Ron" Ginny snapped. Ron glared at her.
"ANYWAYS.." Hermione said loudly, signaling the argument was over. Ron then turned to her. "What about you, Hermione? Screwed anyone lately? Maybe one of my brothers? Harry?" Ron asked gruffly.
Hermione looked at him incredulously. Sirius snorted. "Ron, are you out of your mind? Of course I haven't 'screwed' any of your brothers, or Harry" She said, obviously annoyed at the topic.
"So, Harry, Ron.. How's quidditch going?" Sirius asked, sensing the need for a new topic. The boys started animatedly discussing the subject, while Ginny and Hermione talked about work.
2 rounds of drinks and 30 minutes later, it was time for Hermione, Sirius and Remus to return to the castle. "I'm so glad you guys came" Sirius said, smiling. Hermione and Remus nodded. He and Remus gave the three visitors big hugs. "Bye guys! Stay out of trouble.. and er, arguments" Hermione chirped, before giving Harry and Ron a peck on the cheek and Ginny a big hug.
The three walked up to the castle silently. When the reached the teacher's tower, they soon realized how tired they all were. "Well, I'm off to bed. Goodnight Hermione, Padfoot" Remus said. Sirius nodded and Hermione gave him a peck on the cheek before he heading into his room. Sirius and Hermione were the only ones left now.
"Do I get a goodnight kiss too?" Sirius asked playfully, expecting her to roll her eyes or say no. Hermione smiled. "Of course" She said. And with that, she quickly pecked him on the lips.
It was only when Hermione had slipped into her room, that Sirius had realized she kissed him. On the lips.
Author's Note: Aww, sorry for not updating. I've been so busy. I don't have the time to answer your reviews right now, but I promise I'll answer them all next chapter, mmkay? –grins- Hope you enjoyed the chapter!
