A/N: HI! If you are reading this fic than you must be reeeeaaaaaly bored. BUT FEAR NOT! I decided that something must be done about this pre-teen rabid fangirl problem. Now, I don't have anything against all fangirls, just the ones who don't care about the movies and just see them cuz of the guys in them. This has been a public service announcement paid for by the Anti-Mary Sue and Rabid Fangirl League.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING, well cept the Anti-Mary Sue and Rabid Fangirl League and its members. BUT OTHER THAN THAT I OWN NOTHING!!!
(X)AMSARFGL OATH: We swear to protect movies from any evils that they may come across (Mary Sues, Gary Stus and Rabid fangirls etc.)(X)
(X)We shift to the Headquarters of the AMSRFGL(X)
The Headquarters (as it will be referred to) is about as anti fangirl as possible. It has a look of a secret government lab, a jail (for sue detainment) and a fangirl rehab. But the normally quiet and secluded was a rush of madness and chaos. On a loud speaker some one was yelling alerts of breakouts
"BREAK IN SECTOR 4, 8, AND 12! SQUAD BETA REPORT TO SECTORS IMMEDIATELY"
Groups of girls dressed in SWAT team uniforms were running through the halls. One of them was shouting that the portals had been engaged and were being used as escape routes.
After the remaining jail birds were rounded up, it appeared that some of the Sues and fangirls had made it into Middle Earth. This could mean that all hell could break loose on the fellowship. This was a time of drastic measures.
[A/N: Okay so that was a really lame ending but I promise that it will get better, I promise! DON'T LEAVE ME! I feel so unloved, so if you want more you gotta ask for it. That means clicking upon that saintly little button! Down, down a little more, YES there. All those who review will get an official fangirl flambéing kit.]