A/N: HIYA! Sorry if the last chappie was short. I will try to make this one longer.
Disclaimer: Same as before people, I mean do I have to do this EVERY SINGLE TIME? Don't sue me (cowers in the corner)
CHAPPIE 2: ATTACK OF THE FANGIRLS dundunduuuuuuuuun
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I should have been a normal trip to Weathertop, but Strider/Aragorn just couldn't seem to shake the feeling that they were being followed. His ranger senses were tingling, like there was something watching him. Then he heard it, a high pitch squeal.
"FANGIRL!!! TAKE COVER!" he said yelling at the now frightened hobbits.
All of the sudden, 6 fan girls leaped out from the bushes shrieking like banshees, jumping on Aragorn before he had a chance to pull out his sword. Then a figure dressed in a black jumpsuit and black motorcycle helmet carrying a stun gun stepped into the clearing. She didn't hesitate in hitting the fangirls with sedation darts, and hauling them into a hover-cage [A/N: just had to do that, but it basically is a fangirl proof cage that well, hovers]
"I'm sorry that I am late Aragorn, anything broken?" the girl in black asked taking of her helmet. Aragorn just gave her a 'who are you and how do you know my name?' look. "Oh I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Kate from The Anti-Mary Sue and Rabid Fangirl League or AMSRFL. I was assigned to protect you and the hobbits from the mass of escaped Fangirls and Mary Sues." She continued to explain about the jail break and the escapes to Middle Earth. "You and your friends have become targets of the fangirls, so you need the protection"she said walking over to the hover cage, and started to push it along.
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Legolas was just riding along on his horse, minding his own business when his elven ears heard a scream. He turned around to see that a hurt girl was screaming his name "HELP ME! I'VE JUST BEEN ATTACKED!" she screamed before fainting. The girl had perfect features. Perfect hair, teeth, eyes, everything! "No, it can't be..." Legolas muttered to himself
"Not here, not now..." A MARY SUE!! (Dramatic theme music followed by a flash of lightning)
All of the sudden the girl jumped up and attempted to pull him off his horse. Then, the Sue slumped over unconscious. Behind her was a girl in a black jumpsuit and helmet holding up a stun gun. "We must get out of here Master Greenleaf, trust me there are more where that came from" she said. This in turn made Legolas give the same look as Aragorn (you know the 'who are you and how do you know my name' look? Yea that one) "My name is Jess and I'm from the (blah, blah, blah same stuff as before), I was assigned to protect you." (Then she explains about the breakout etc. etc. I really don't think you want me to go through this again) But they didn't get far before there was another scream, this even higher pitched than the last. Jess then pulled out a small remote control and pushed a button at the advancing Sue, who was immediately caught in a net that was lying on the ground. Jess than put the Sue (still squealing loudly) in a hover cage with the other one "We can send them to headquarters as soon as we reach Rivendell" she said whipping out her flamethrower [A/N: I is such a pyro ain't I?] Legolas looked at it with some amount of curiosity.
"What? Haven't you ever seen a BBQd Sue?"
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(X)Back to Kate, Aragorn and the Hobbits(X)
But first a little bout Kate, she was 14 years old, had brown hair that came past her shoulders, and hazel/green eyes that had a fiery glint to them (this meaning that sometimes she could get trigger happy, not a good thing if you were a Sue)
Currently she was trying to explain her stun gun and flame thrower to the hobbits (more specifically Merry and Pippin) as Aragorn lead the way to Weathertop.
"So you mean it shoots flames?" asked Pippin.
"Yup! I will show you when we get to Weathertop" (poor, poor Ring Wraiths)
(x)Fast forward to after they get to Weathertop where Kate goes with Aragorn, the hobbits light the fire, the ring wraiths come, Frodo gets stabbed, and you guys know the deal (x)
"BONZAI! FEEL MY FLAMES OF DOOM YOU INFERNAL BEINGS!" rang Kate's battle cry as she and Aragorn started to set the wraiths on fire.
"Can I have a turn?" asked Pip
"Of course, but share with Merry and only set the wraiths on fire, K?"
"FUN!" Pip yelled as he sent a wall of flames at a wraith
"I'm so proud of him, WAY TO GO PIP!"
After the Nazgul were sufficiently roasted, Aragorn explained to the hobbits about Frodo being stabbed, when Kate stopped him in mid-sentence.
"Do you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"Sounds like the Nazgul? So?"
"That ain't a Nazgul my friend, that's a fangirls scream"
"NO MORE! NO MORE FANGIRLS!"
All of the sudden a mass of an unspecified number of fangirls came over the hill squealing in their banshee like way. "Hold your ground!" Kate said pulling out a gas grenade [A/N: Both Kate and Jess are well equipped. They both have stun guns, flame throwers, gas grenades, hover cages, swords and anything else that I feel like giving them] She pulled the pin out and lobbed it at the approaching swarm. This made a few girls fall down but they were still advancing. "You guys ready?" she said to the confused and horrified Hobbits and Ranger. All of them pulled out there swords (except Frodo, he was still twitching on the ground)
"EAT FIRE YOU DEMONS!" (That was Pippin, who still had Kate's flame thrower)
"DIIIIIIIIIIIE!" Kate said pulling out more grenades and her stun gun
After a fierce battle, the 6 of them of them put the fangirls in yet another hover cage, which was jam packed with girls.
"Okay, now onward to Rivendell!" Kate said pulling out her sword as if leading troops to battle.
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So ends another chapter, I am so sorry if they are short. I will try to make the next one longer. But in the mean time, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!!!! Pweeze? Don't make me start to pout...