The Flirtatious Files

Summery: When Buffy returns to Sunnydale after she ran away, Joyce Summers finally tells her something she should have told a long time ago. Hank Summers isn't her father. Now Joyce and Buffy go to England, not expecting the surprises the country has in store for them.

Disclaimer: ok, I don't own anything, though I wish I owned Oliver Wood. So I don't own anything from BtVS or Harry Potter. And I'm never going to say that again.

Ya I know I'm already working on like, 10 stories. I should not be working on this, I know, but I've reached that point where I cant think of anything for my other stories. I get back to writing When In Need, when I get the chapter that I've been having trouble with done. I swear.

As you can tell by the title, this story will be very flirty. Buffy will be in 7th year, while Harry will be in 5th. No Umbridge

Pairings

Ron/Hermione

Buffy/Uh……

Xander/Cordy

Willow/Oz

Harry/Cho or Lavender

Ginny/Draco

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"Buffy………" Joyce Summers breathed as she opened the door. Her daughter stood in the doorway. Her daughter, who she had kicked out of their house in the heat of the moment, stood there. Her daughter, who she hadn't seen in 3 months, was back. Her daughter, who she had lied to since she was a little girl, had come back.

"Mom." Buffy took a step towards her mother, tears showing through her eyes. They hugged, and it was a beautiful moment. Joyce welcomed her daughter back into their home, and asked her to sit down.

"Let's talk. You might want to call Willow over, Xander and Cordelia too. We could have dinner together. A little welcome back party, maybe?"

"Yeah, that'd be great. I really missed you, Mom."

"So did I, sweetie. I haven't left the house in a few days. I was so worried. So are your friends, especially Willow. She's called every day, you know? Just to see if you had come back yet. And Mr. Giles stopped by, explained this 'Slayer' business…" She trailed off, thinking of what to say next.

"Mom, I know I sorta dropped the bomb on you before I ran, but I don't think I can stop. There's so much evil, and being the Slayer is part of me." Inside, Buffy was freaking out, getting that sinking feeling. Maybe coming back wasn't a good thing after all. But what came next surprised her far beyond her experience.

"I know, honey, and I understand. It's just, I tried so hard to keep you from the unnatural world, that I wouldn't believe that you were destined to destroy the evil part of it. I should have realized it when I began washing blood out of your clothes. I knew you were sneaking out every night, but I just thought it was just the part of you that you got from your father. Sirius was always…." She stopped, mid-sentence realizing what she had said. "Buffy, I want to tell you something about your father."

"Mom, what are you talking about? Who's Sirius?"

"Buffy, Sirius is… Sirius is an amazing man. Or was any way. Sirius Black was the man of my dreams. You see, Hank Summers isn't your father, but Sirius Black is."

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ok, not well written. The worst beginning of any of my stories. Either that, or the shortest. Tell me what you think though. if you don't like it, I wont continue.

It probably sucks cuz I'm on a sugar high though.

Here's what would come if I continue:

"Could you run that by me again, cuz you lost me at 'You're a witch.'"

"Willow's gonna freak. Actually, I'm gonna freak first."

"Xander and Cordy are cutesy couply. It's sickening, really."

"Buffy Summers, or Cassandra Black, depending on what day it is. Only, seriously."

"It's amazing what you can do with a wand, you know? Wait, I really said that didn't I?"

"Oh my god, it's a Mini Spike!"

Ha! This is meant to be kinda funny, though this is Highschool Buffy we're talking about, so it should be anyway. We are dealing with the Highschool Scoobies now, so wish me luck.