A/N: HI AGAIN! I just want to thank my reviewers (hugs reviewers) I FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!
ForCelebrian: Thank you friend! (Hands a pizza sandwich) Here you go!
Calamir: Thanks for reviewing! And I will try to differentiate (hey I used a big word!) between the two. Also the type of fangirls I'm criticizing are the annoying ones that always sit behind me in the movie theater and giggle and squeal whenever the guy that they obsess over is on the screen.
mindbender013191: Thanks friend! Here is your wish for... MORE!
And just so you guys know, my friend Jess (yes, same Jess as in the story) is helping me write this by dictating to me what I should write, so until I can get in touch with her, I'm gonna just write about me (I'm Kate basically). Also I'm adding a new character, another one of my friends, Lauren.
Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, me no own, so you no sue! (Kudos to whoever came up with that)
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(X) on the road to Rivendell (X)
The group (Kate, the hobbits, and Aragorn) were rushing through the forest. Sam was shouting something about 'we'll never make it' and Kate said something about 'yes we will, stop being so pessimistic'. Kate now had the two hover cages chained to one another and was pulling them by a chain she had tied around her waist. A few of the fangirls were awake and squealing, crying or bugging Kate with questions.
"Who are you? You have no right to do this to us!" one particularly obnoxious girl asked
"Actually I have every right to do this! You see I have a license that says if there are people in a parallel dimension that don't belong there and don't have an authorization pass, I have the right to transport them to the right dimension by any means necessary so SHUT UP!" Kate said glaring at the girl.
"But who are you anyway?" another girl asked
"Kate Bosworth" she said with a smirk watching the girls go crazy at the name. Merry (who was only a little bit in front of Kate) stared at her.
"How did you get them to be like that?" he asked
"Well, let's just say that Kate Bosworth is probably the thing that fangirls hate the most"
"So that's not your name?"
"Nah, just call me Kate"
It was by this time that they had made it to the place with the trolls (I can't remember what the name of it is) After Sam and Aragorn went off in search of Kingsfoil, (sp?) Kate waited with the other hobbits, and was trying to explain to them about movies, actors and the AMSARFL. During her description of the Headquarters, she heard someone coming and stopped mid-sentence. Picking up her stun gun she moved to where the noise was coming from.
"HIYA KATE!"
It was a girl who was wearing the same uniform as Kate. The only difference was that she had a pistol and various types of ammo. She too had a sword like Kate's (a Japanese samurai sword) which she was holding in her hand.
"Hi Lauren! Okay introductions, hobbits, Lauren, Lauren, hobbits. Lauren is a friend of mine who is also an agent of the League"
"Si! Hola me pequeno amigos!" she said waving to the hobbits
The hobbits (who had no idea what she said) just stared at her until Pippin piped up
"What's taking Strider and Sam so long?"
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A/N: Sorry this took so long and that it's so short. I am just trying to decide who should take Frodo to the ford. Any suggestions would be helpful (hint, hint). PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW! And also check out Calamir's story, Seasickness, Hangman, and Really Bad Eggs, its hilarious! I almost forgot (hands out fangirl flambéing kits) just don't try to use them on siblings... not pretty. REVIEW!