The Flirtatious Files
Summery: When Buffy returns to Sunnydale after she ran away, Joyce Summers finally tells her something she should have told a long time ago. Hank Summers isn't her father. Now Joyce and Buffy go to England, not expecting the surprises the country has in store for them.
Just to be clear on some facts:
This is Buffy 3rd Season. Angel will not be coming back though, as that would be bad for the story line. Buffy and Scott will not get together. Faith will appear sometime soon, maybe the Bronze scene where she had before. Dead Man's Party won't be happening.
Buffy will be in 7th year. She in no twisted way will be dating anyone younger then her (Draco, Harry, ext.) As much as I love Buffy with Draco, that would be so icky for her to go out with the younger people.
From here on out, the chapters will be longer, so no worries.
Yay! Everyone thinks its interesting. I hope I don't disappoint you guys.
Sirius won't make an appearance until later on in the story. Maybe after Joyce and Buffy see Dumbledore, since both of them think Sirius is evil, and still locked up in Azkabam.
Percy will show up in due time. He'll be who he was in the 5th book, but less of a git, I guess. It'll be a Buffy/Percy friendship.
If you want a great story to read while waiting for the chapters to start flowing, you should read Where Will You Go, by FallenStar2. I think her story is amazingly written. It's one of those stories that make you really want to read more of it. So check that out
Pairings
Ron/Hermione
Buffy/still have no idea. Aiming for an Oliver pairing, but there will be a lot of flirty stuff, Look at the Title.
Xander/Cordy
Willow/Oz
Harry/Cho or Lavender
Ginny/Draco
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"What?"
"Buffy, I know this a shock to you, but it is very true. Sirius Black is you father. There is a lot of stuff I have to tell you before you understand this." Buffy's mom continued to explain what her life was like, and how she met Sirius, and all this other stuff. Buffy pretty much blanked out at a point in the story, hearing something she wasn't expecting. As her mother finished her explanation, Buffy tuned back in.
"So, is there anything you would like to ask me? Something about your dad, or anything? Hello? Buffy, are you listening to me?"
"Yeah…. Could you maybe run that by me again or something, cuz you lost me at 'You're a witch.'"
"So you didn't hear anything I just said?"
"Uh, no."
"Ok, I'll give you the short version. I'm a witch, you dad was a wizard. We went to a school, Hogwarts, and we met there. Fell in love, go married, and had a baby girl, you. Then, when you were one, same age as your cousin, Harry's parent were killed by a dark wizard, Voldemort. I found out later that Sirius betrayed the Potters. I couldn't believe what I was hearing, so I left England. When we got here, I re-married. I almost left the magical world behind, then when you began to show your powers, I panicked and bound them with one of those Wiccan spells. So, you're a witch Buffy. It's very true. And don't go all teenage on me about being English."
"Ok. So, I'm a witch?"
"Yes."
"So, is Buffy my real name?"
"No, your really name is Cassandra Black, but when we moved, I thought it didn't sound American enough, so I changed it. Don't you think it sound to, dark?"
"I think it's pretty, for, you know, people who like exotic names. I'm gonna call Willow. Wait, she's gonna freak when I tell her! Wait, I'm gonna freak first! I cant believe you never told me! My whole life's a lie! A lie!" Buffy screamed, realizing what her mother had just told her. After a few minutes, she calmed down.
"Are you gonna call Willow now?"
"Yeah, and if I didn't, I wouldn't have a voice to later."
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After Buffy called Willow, she rushed straight over.
"I can't believe you're back! You've missed so much! And we had to patrol every night! It was so funny really. I tried to quip, you know, like you, but figured it only wasted time. We should call Xander. He would be like, laughing the whole time. Cuz, you're English. Ha, the jokes we shall tell, since you're from Giles's homeland!" She guessed Willow was either on a caffeine high or just really happy to see her best friend back home.
"Thank you ever so much for reminding me." Buffy replied sarcastically. "So, what's been going on here?"
"Xander and Cordy got together."
"Xander and Cordy? As in Cordelia Chase?"
"I'm not kidding. I wouldn't call them now though, cuz there would be this whole issue with you interrupting something, er, intimate. Not like sex or anything, but extreme making out."
"So it's one of those relationships, huh?"
"No way. Him and Cordy are all cute and stuff. Really couply. It's sickening, really."
"Ok, so what's up with you? Have you got a man of your own yet?"
"Yep! It's Oz, you remember him right?"
"Yeah, he tried to eat me remember?"
"Oh yeah," Willow replied, stretching the words. "Buffy, we really missed you. Especially me. All this stuff happened to me over the summer and I didn't have my best friend there to talk about it with. It was hard, Buffy, really hard. I even kept up with the magics, so now that you're a witch, we can do the best friend bonding thing while we cast spells to blow up stuff. But back to the point. Oz is great, he really is. Could we Bronze later, with the gang? Cuz everyone will be so hyped that you're back."
"I don't know Wills. I just got back, and my mom just told me that I'm a witch and that I'm English…." She trailed off thinking it over. "I'll see if I can. I could use a break from the whole, 'You're dad's a wanted murderer,' thing."
"Yay! So, the Scoobies back together again. This is so great!"
"Oh, and Willow, if you tell Xander everything, you're in big trouble."
"Gotcha."
The two continued to talk, not aware that Joyce Summers could hear every word that they said. She had gone up to check on Buffy, to tell her that they were going to leave for a while. She had stopped at her door, realizing that it was best not to tell her now. She could hear Buffy laugh at something Willow had said. She sounded so happy. Joyce smiled and went to call her travel company, deciding to put off the trip for a few more days.
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So, still not wonderfully written and shorter then I expected.
Do tell what you think.
Soon to be known to the world:
"Buffy, pass the purple smelly stuff. It's next to the blue smoky stuff."
"New Slayer, meet Old Slayer."
"Buffy, do stop being irritating and continue training."
"Let's go over this again, shall we. Call me Buffy Black again and prepare for pain."
"Buffy Summers, or Cassandra Black, depending on what day it is. Only, seriously."
"It's amazing what you can do with a wand, you know? Wait, I really said that didn't I?"
"Oh my god, it's a Mini Spike!"
Ha! This is meant to be kinda funny, though this is Highschool Buffy we're talking about, so it should be anyway. We are dealing with the Highschool Scoobies now, so wish me luck.