A/N: HI PEOPLE! I'M BAAAAACK!?

Oki doke review time

evilsquirrelscientist: THIS IS NOT A MARY SUE! Do you think I would give Mary Sues flamethrowers? And also I would have to make them fall in love with the characters, which I will never, I repeat never do.

mindbender013191: you know, penguins sound like a good idea

Mariette: Thank you, and don't worry they won't

ForCelebrian: THANKS AND YOUR WELCOME! And don't worry; Jess will come back in at Rivendell

EL MUCHACHO LOCO: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Evil laughs are fun!)

Disclaimer: Do really any of us own any of the things we write about? Because it does seem a bit pointless... unless I try to buy it off eBay

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Kate was sitting with Lauren when Aragorn came into the clearing. "Finally!" Kate said standing up "What took you so long? Were you getting kingsfoil from Gondor?"

"I ran into some old friends..." He said as two figures on horses came into the clearing

"What are they?" Pippin whispered to Merry, and shortly after receiving a bop on the head by Lauren

"Um maybe the fact that they are speaking elvish and have pointy ears don't give it away but there elves you baka" Kate said sharply A/N: For all you non anime fans, baka is the Japanese word equivalent of stupid, moron and idiot rolled into one

"This is Arwen and Glorfindel, from Rivendell" he told them as the elves came into the clearing

"I will take Frodo with me and Glorfindel will take you the rest of the way to Rivendell," Arwen said in a hurried tone

(Then we go through the whole bit with the elvish yadayadayada)

"Did they just say penguin?" Lauren asked when Arwen left.

"No, they don't even have an elvish word for penguin" Kate told her as they got up and followed Aragorn and Glorfindel

"What's a penguin?" Sam asked

"Um their these birds that live, um I cant remember what its called, but well they live south and um yeah" Lauren said

"I think the word she is looking for is Antarctica" Kate said to the completely baffled hobbits

"Oh okay" said Merry "What's Antarctica?"

"That my little friend is a discussion for another day" Kate told the hobbits, not wanting to have to explain

"Why not, I mean we have the time?" Lauren said, receiving a death glare from Kate

"Well I guess Antarctica is a big cold place with lotsa snow and ice, and penguins" Kate said. When they reached the Ford, the flood was summoned up and the ring wraiths went for a swim. (Skipping forward once again to Rivendell)

"Welcome to Rivendell! Population, a bunch of elves, and a bunch of other random people that live there!" Kate said as the group walked past the gates into the elven city. The hobbits looked around with awe as the two girls moved the hover cages up some stairs. When they got to the top, they were met by Arwen, who then poured some liquid on the floor. The liquid began to smoke and the smoke turned into a spinning portal. And with a few shoves, the two cages disappeared into it.

"Thank god! We are rid of them!" Kate said doing her victory dance until Arwen spoke up.

"How many other agents were deployed for this?" the elf asked

"It's me, Kate and Jess last I checked" Lauren said counting on her fingers "But more people may have been sent"

Afterwards Kate and Lauren went down into the main garden that overlooked the entrance

"And why again are we down here?" Kate asked

"In case Rivendell gets any unwanted visitors" Lauren said looking through her binoculars "Hey, is that Jess?" she said squinting at the figure entering the gate

"Looks like it" Kate said getting up and walking to the gate.

"OI! JESS!" Kate yelled to her friend

"Hi! Sorry I'm late guys, do you have ANY idea how many freaken Mary Sues I had to stop? 2 CAGES FULL!" she said in an annoyed tone

"Nice to see you too" Lauren said sarcastically

"Hey who's that?" Kate said pointing to the girl standing behind Jess

"This is Melissa, she is a licensed Fangirl, so no worries" Jess said as Melissa waved at her introduction

"What class of fangirl?" Kate asked

"Class 4.3 minor" Melissa answered

"And what's your registration number?"

"24836"

Kate nodded in approval as the group headed to their rooms. What they didn't notice was that someone was sneaking though the gate.

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A/N: I just had to put a cliffe! Just don't kill me for it! Also if you want to make an 'appearance' just tell me what you want to be and what you want to be called. AND DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!