The Flirtatious Files

Summery: When Buffy returns to Sunnydale after she ran away, Joyce Summers finally tells her something she should have told a long time ago. Hank Summers isn't her father. Now Joyce and Buffy go to England, not expecting the surprises the country has in store for them.

Just to be clear on some facts:

This is Buffy 3rd Season. Angel will not be coming back though, as that would be bad for the story line. Buffy and Scott will not get together. Faith will appear sometime soon, maybe the Bronze scene where she had before. Dead Man's Party won't be happening.

Buffy will be in 7th year. She in no twisted way will be dating anyone younger then her (Draco, Harry, ext.) As much as I love Buffy with Draco, that would be so icky for her to go out with the younger people.

From here on out, the chapters will be longer, so no worries.

Yay! Everyone thinks its interesting. I hope I don't disappoint you guys.

Sirius won't make an appearance until later on in the story. Maybe after Joyce and Buffy see Dumbledore, since both of them think Sirius is evil, and still locked up in Azkabam.

Percy will show up in due time. He'll be who he was in the 5th book, but less of a git, I guess. It'll be a Buffy/Percy friendship.

Pairings

Ron/Hermione or Lavendar

Buffy/still have no idea. Aiming for an Oliver pairing, but there will be a lot of flirty stuff, look at the Title.

Xander/Cordy

Willow/Oz

Harry/Cho or OC

Draco/OC oh, i changed it!!!!

Glad everyone liked it. Though I got this comment about french fries I didn't really get, everyone was happy with it.

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"G-Man! Hey, what's with the Scooby rally?"

"Joyce called and said it was urgent. She didn't tell me anything else though, just said to call you two and she'll meet us here. And how many time do I have to tell you not to call me that?"

"Why are we meeting at the Bronze if it's just Mrs. Summers? Shouldn't we just meet at your place? I mean, the Bronze isn't a general gathering place for adults, you know? It clashes with the crowd."

"Cordelia, I don't have the slightest clue. So please stop talking."

Soon after, they spotted Mrs. Summers walking into the crowded club, looking around for them. They called her over, and as she walked, they saw a flash of red hair and familiar voices reached their ears.

"Hello Mr. Giles," she said, somewhat coldly, "Xander, Cordelia." She nodded in their direction. As soon as they said their hellos, she stepped aside, allowing the trio to see who had been standing behind her.

"Buffy!" Xander, the first to be pulled out of his daze, yelled and hugged her tightly.

"I missed you too, Xand." She replied, tears showing in her eyes.

"Ok, as much as I love to see a happy reunion, I'm still his girlfriend. And I know Xander used to crush on you."

"Cordy, I'm not trying to steal you're boyfriend, duh. Next time I come back from running away, I'll tell Xander he cant hug me because it might upset you."

"Good, anyway, it's good to see you Buffy. Now I can stop being bait."

"Hold on, you were making her do what?"

"Willow figured it might be a way to get rid of her." That comment got laughs from a few and received a 'Hey!' from Cordy. Buffy's eyes traveled over the club. She spotted Oz on stage. He waved and she waved back. At last, she saw Giles.

"Hello Buffy."

"Hi Giles." After a minute, she hugged him fiercely. As her friend, and father figure, she felt she owed him that.

"I missed you to Buffy, but I'm afraid breathing is becoming an issue."

"Sorry." She pulled back, tears running down her face.

"Willow filled you in on everything, right?" Xander asked after a few minutes of tearful reunions. It had taken a while for everyone, save Cordy and Giles, to calm down enough to talk. Oz was still playing with the band.

"Everything except the Cordy being bait thing, but yeah."

"Ok, so you know everything that's been going on down here. But we have yet to know what your summer has been like. So, tell everything. Did you go to Belgium?"

"Why would I go to Belgium?"

"I think the relevant question is why wouldn't you? Belgium!"

"Xander, why would she want to go to Belgium. There's no good shopping there. Besides, why waste time if you could go to Miami or something. You went over to Florida, didn't you? Or Cancun? There's major partying over there."

"You guys are way off. Anyway, how's the slaying going?" By then, Oz had finished up with the band and had come over to sit next to Willow already.

"What you're really saying is how much did we spend on our little box of tricks."

"Like the cereal?" Xander commented, rather confused at the moment

"No, honey, not the cereal. Sometimes I wonder why I like you."

"Because I am unbelievably good looking."

"You wish." Was the only reply he got.

"Right…." Buffy let that trail on until Willow said,

"We're doing great! We dust nine out of ten!"

"Six out of ten." Oz said helpfully.

"Six out of ten." She repeated.

"Great, but now I'm bored! Let's dance people!" She ran over to the dance floor, with the others following behind her.

"Well, Joyce, she looks happy, doesn't she?"

"Very much, even after what I told her when she got back… I figured it would be a good time to let her see her friends, right Mr.Giles?"

"Joyce, call me Rupert. So you told her? About her father, and why she can barely remember some parts of her younger life?"

"She doesn't remember parts of when we lived in LA, after that spell. I don't think she cares. She doesn't need to know what really happened before I left England. She doesn't need to know anything about that." A fire in her eyes flared, before flickering out, her eyes going back to their natural calmness.

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Meanwhile, on the dance floor, the gang caught up on things that went on in Sunnydale, or LA, in Buffy's case. Really, Buffy was being pelted with questions about what happened while she was gone. "Hey, so you're not wanted for murder anymore." Oz said casually, like it was nothing. "Good. That was such a drag." Buffy replied, smiling at her friends for being so cool about, well, everything. Then, almost out of nowhere, Cordy asked, "So were you, like, living in a box or what?"

"Well, it's a long story."

"So skip the heartwarming stuff about kindly old people and saving the farm and get right to the dirt."

"Ok…I was arrested for stealing a bus, then I escaped and went to work for a illegal monkey trading agency, but the place was ambushed, so I was in hiding for a month in this old wearhouse where I had to live off the monkey chow, which I stole. Then, when I thought it was safe, this ugly fat guy came in and attacked me. I knocked him out, and ran. Then I stole another bus and drove here, killing to cats and an Australian monkey turtle."

"Are you serious?" Xander asked, actually seeming to believe her.

"No, that's my dad… Really, I was working at this coffee shop, and living in this dirty apartment. Then, before I came back, I was trapped in a hell sweat shop for a while, but I killed the demon who ran it and came back here."

"I like the fake version better…"Xander complained. Then, "Wait a minute, you're dad's serious?! What?"

"Oh, that… Yeah, Sirius Black, my dad. Before me and my mom moved anyway… Anyone want pizza?" Buffy said like it was nothing, but all of the Scooby Gang was gaping at here, save Willow, and Oz.

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So, still not wonderfully written, but it longer then the last one….

Do tell what you think.

Soon to be known to the world:

"Can you go?Spend time with your loving mother." "Well, I kinda have this, you know, thing..."

"Buffy, pass the purple smelly stuff. It's next to the blue smoky stuff."

"New Slayer, meet Old Slayer."

"Buffy, do stop being irritating and continue training."

"Let's go over this again, shall we. Call me Buffy Black again and prepare for pain."

"Buffy Summers, or Cassandra Black, depending on what day it is. Only, seriously."

"It's amazing what you can do with a wand, you know? Wait, I really said that didn't I?"

"Oh my god, it's a Mini Spike!"

Ha! This is meant to be kinda funny, though this is Highschool Buffy we're talking about, so it should be anyway. We are dealing with the Highschool Scoobies now, so wish me luck.