A/N: Sososo sorry this took so long. I've been sick a week with pneumonia, had to make up a week of homework and had some bad writers block.
Disclaimer: I couldn't find it on eBay there for I don't own it
REVIEWS:
Mariette: Well that was my original intention, because it wouldn't be any fun if they just left. I think I figured out a way to make it better though
ForCelebrian- The penguin thing was actually not my idea, but I worked off of something a friend of mine said. Also it was two cages of Mary Sue's not fangirls, meaning that they were caught one at a time
Manson- I haveth contenued
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It is normally peaceful in Rivendell, a calm quiet place. But place 4 girls from the modern world there and you get something just short of chaos.
"Why can't we go with the Fellowship? I really want to go!" Jess was begging the other two agents.
"We can't go because it's against regulations, and you know that too. So quit asking!" Kate was really getting annoyed by Jess's constant pestering
"And don't you dare start with that pout young lady" Lauren said, trying to impersonate someone's mother. After a few giggles from the three, they wandered around Rivendell some more and eventually ran into Melissa. Then the now four of them wandered some more (A/N: Very interesting isn't it? Note the sarcasm here people) before coming down a familiar hallway.
"Hey, isn't this where the shards of Narsil are kept?" Kate asked
"Yeah, I think so... Yeah, cause there is that statue thingy and the painting" Jess said pointing up ahead.
"You know this place looks really different in the day time" Melissa pointed out
"Hey guys, who do I look like?" Kate said picking up the handle of the splintered sword and swung it around wildly as if she was fighting.
"Everyone's favorite ranger of course!" Lauren said pulling out her own sword and swung it around like Kate, with Jess and Melissa leaning on each other for support because they were laughing so hard. Lauren and Kate were both going in slow motion pretending to beat each other up. Kate now had her own sword and the shard was back on the plate thing of the statue (A/N: so descriptive aren't I?). Just as Lauren was pretending to whomp Kate over the head, when a few elves passed by, looking at the four as if they were crazy, and with good reason.
"HI!" Lauren shouted to the elves
"What did I tell you about scaring innocent bystanders?" Jess said in a mock-serious tone
"Oh you're no fun, besides their elves, not bystanders"
"...sure, just keep telling yourself that."
After more slow-mo sword fights, Melissa went to go visit Frodo (A/N: She's a Frodo fangirl, what did you expect?) leaving the other three to resume their aimless wandering.
"Hey, what do you guys say to a contest?" Jess said after a long time of silent walking
"What type of contest?" Kate asked
"How about a shoot out?" Lauren suggested
"Uh...hello, you're the only one with a gun here" Kate pointed out
"Why not a shoot out, Middle Earth style?" Jess said, pointing down below them. Kate and Lauren just stared at her, both completely confused until the saw where Jess was pointing, an abandoned archery field. The three of them then broke out into a sprint, almost running over a group of elves. (A/N: Poor elves, I feel sort of sorry for them for having to put up with these psychos) When they got to the field, they found a pile of arrows and four bows by a target.
"Okay...so now what?" Kate said picking up a bow and testing it
"We could just all shoot at the targets, you know, for practice" Jess said
"But what's the fun in that?" Lauren piped in
"Because anything you would think of would probably end up burning down Rivendell" Jess said "you remember what happened last time..."
"You know she has a point" Kate said "I mean you weren't allowed to have a flamethrower for like a year after the flaming pizza incident"
"For like the hundredth time, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"
"Riiiiiight..."
"Are we going to fight or practice? Come on already..." Jess said
"Actually... a fight don't sound half bad..." Kate said slyly
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Lauren said retuning her gaze
"You actualy think? Wow..."
With that the two of them pulled out their swords, getting into a fighting stance with Jess shaking her head
"Well okay then... I guess I'm referring the madness then"
Lauren and Kate were in a stare down when Jess said to begin, and then the two of them charged at each other and the sound of metal on metal when their swords met. Both of them had been trained on how to use their swords for a number of years now, and were quite good at the Japanese style. The two of them were so concentrated on the fight that they didn't see someone come up behind them...
(A/N: I AM ENDING IT THERE!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Random voice #1: The reviewers are gonna kill you for that
RV#2: Yeah, you have already done a cliffhanger
Authoress: (mumbles) party crashers, okay I will continue)
Aragorn was wandering (A/N: Aimlessly I'm sure. Man do these people like to wander...) when he heard the sound of swords clashing. He rushed up to where he heard the sounds coming from. He saw the two fighting with their strange swords (A/N: I'm assuming he hasn't seen a katana, a Japanese long curved sword with a one sided blade) before in a foreign style. The girls were jumping and moving with grace that almost compared to an elf's. The two continued to fight until with a quick motion, Kate was able to knock Laurens sword out of her hand. The girls then simultaneously bowed to each other. Aragorn was impressed by their skill at such a young age, in fact so impressed that he didn't realize that someone had snuck up on him
"WHACHA DOING?" Jess shouted scaring the ranger "Sneaking around are you?"
"What on earth was that for?"
"It was just to easy, I mean you were sneaking up on Kate and Jess when I snuck up on you... so what goes around comes around, you know, karma and all that stuff" Aragorn just nodded, wondering what on earth karma was.
"Now Jess, quit confusing him." Kate said walking over to them "So Aragorn, what did you think of that martial arts show?"
"Martial arts?" Aragorn asked
"Never mind, don't feel like explaining it, any way what did you think?"
"I can honestly say haven't seen any thing like it."
"Well duh, it's Japanese. I highly doubt you know anyone from Japan." Lauren said
"What's Japan?"
"......a place......I'm hungry, anyone know when dinner is served around here?" Kate said looking around "I don't know bout you guys but fighting like that can leave you pretty hungry"
"Uh Kate they probably serve it in the same place we ate lunch" Jess said
"Good point, okay hungry, need food, by Aragorn, lets go" Kate said practically dragging Jess and Lauren behind her. The three of them were on their way to the dining hall when they literally ran into someone.
"Hey watch it!" the blonde girl said
Kate turned to her "You watch... wait Annie, Ann Marie? What are you doing here?"
(A/N: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am so evil! Now be a good reader and click upon that clickiful button to review. REVIEW!)