The Flirtatious Filez

Summery: When Buffy returns to Sunnydale after she ran away, Joyce Summers finally tells her something she should have told a long time ago. Hank Summers isn't her father. Now Joyce and Buffy go to England, not expecting the surprises the country has in store for them.

Just to be clear on some facts:

This is Buffy 3rd Season. Angel will not be coming back though, as that would be bad for the story line. Buffy and Scott will not get together. Faith will appear sometime soon, maybe the Bronze scene where she had before. Dead Man's Party won't be happening.

I so forgot to mention this was Harry 6th year! Except Sirius isn't dead. He did fall through the Veil, but that will be explained later.

Buffy will be in 7th year. She in no twisted way will be dating anyone younger then her (Draco, Harry, ext.) As much as I love Buffy with Draco, that would be so icky for her to go out with the younger people.

From here on out, the chapters will be longer, so no worries.

Sirius won't make an appearance until later on in the story. Maybe after Joyce and Buffy see Dumbledore, since both of them think Sirius is evil, and still locked up in Azkabam.

The pairing may be driving you insane.... but they are NOT final decisions. You guys know that I like to change my mind a lot, as you saw in When In Need, the Original...

And... some questions that may spark your interests will be at the end of the chapter. I swear this one's longer!

Pairings

Ron/Hermione or Lavendar

Buffy/still have no idea. No Angel pairings, please... I just can't gravitate towards that... What Spike did for Buffy is greater then what Angel ever did... And Spike has awesome abs and now Angel's kinda fat....) I'm actually thinking of a Draco pairing... but probably not.

Xander/Cordy

Willow/Oz

Harry/Cho or OC

Draco/ OC

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"Sirius, for the last time, we don't know where Joyce and Cassandra are. We've looked a million times, but we cant find them. So either stop asking or look for yourself, please." Remus said for about the millionth time that month.

Now, Remus Lupin was known to be a calm man of sorts. Unless it was that time of the month where his, er... condition seemed to favor. But when he was annoyed to a certain point, he began to become irritated, even if it was his best friend annoying him. And, well, he was almost ready to reach that point.

"Fine, I'll take action my self." He said stubbornly

"How? You're wanted for murder, and surely anyone who sees you will report it."

"I'm going to Dumbledore. I'm sure he'll be glad to help me." He replied, almost child like, in a way.

"Sirius, he has a lot on his plate right now, and bothering him about your wife and child, when you already know they're alive, isn't going to help him."

"But Remus...."

"Sirius, do stop acting like a 4-year-old. If you want to see them so bad, just go look for them your self." But after saying that, Remus not only knew it was stupid, but he knew he would have to go with him, too.

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"Huh?"

"Well, let's see... My dad, or undad, whatever, anyway, Hank isn't really my dad. He's like, a stepdad or something. Anyway, my real dad is Sirius Black, this wanted murder guy from England. Well, he and my mom were married, and then he betrayed their best friends, and her. The Potters, my parents best friends, Peter Pettigrew, and a bunch of random people were killed because or by him. Then my mom moved her and married Hank, changed my name and now I'm here, telling you this wonderful story of my life."

"Buff, you're my friend, so I'm going to say this in the nicest way possible. You're..." Xander began, but was interuppted by a loud exclamation from Buffy, yet again.

"Oh yeah, and im a witch! Not like Willow, cuz she probably knows more about magic then me anyway, but like, with a wand and stuff. How unexplainably cheesy is that? And do you know, what am I saying, ofcourse you don't! Well, my real name is Cassandra Black."

"Buffy, thats nice, but I was going to say 'You're British'!" as if he was just waiting to be able to say that, Xander began to laugh. Hard.

"Well, consider that the final thing you ever say to me!" Buffy pouted at him and began another conversation with Willow.

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Just about half an hour later, most of the youger people in the club had left, leaving those who were over 17. A lot of the crowd was, so the Scoobies had been able to get a table and relax for awhile, glad to finally get off thier feet.

"So, are we patrolling or did all the vampires go to look for me?"

"No, We'll patrol, like old times. Except now its way cooler."

"How can patrolling be cooler then it was when I left?"

"Well, now we're all tricked out with our awesome walkie talkies." Willow replied, smiling.

"And I'm building my muscles! Have you ever tried to hold a vampire still when some else is staking it? It's insanely hard." Xander added proudly. He even flexed his new muscles for everyone.

" That's great Xander! Really, it is." But Buffy couldn't resist and rolled her eyes at him, even though a big smile tugged at the one already there. For the first time in a long time, Buffy was happy.

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Meanwhile, in a small house on Privet Dr., a boy just about the age of 16, looked out of the window of his room, already cluttered with school work he should be working on, letters and gifts from friends, and the one thing in the world that could make him happiest, his broom.

Now, for those of us who didn't really know this boy, this may seem a bit, well, strange. But Harry Potter was no ordinary boy, and his broom was extraordinary. Given to him out of the love he had from his former godfather, Sirius Black, it was the one thing that he had been given that really meant something. But since Sirius had died the previous school year, it was one of the only things that really reminded him of his lost godfather.

And he couldn't help but blame himself for that. Hermione had even said he had a 'thing' for saving people. But he really felt as though it was his fault. He had fell for a trap, a devious one that his enemy knew would trick him into coming. That was a lesson learned in its self. His enemy, Voldemort, knew him, and he knew him well.

So Harry, mind still reeling from everything that had happened the previous year, including finding out about a Prophecy that pretty much said he had to kill Voldemort or die, lay in his bed, looking out into the full moon. He had been thinking over the past years, fighting off an evil he had yet to truly until the end of his forth year. And the year after, his fifth, he had been called crazy, and was shunned and ridiculed by his peers. And he managed to teach a illegal class about DADA, drive away a psychopathic teacher from hell, and hopefully pass his OWLs, all in one year. While thinking all of this over, something happened.

His scar began to tingle. He expected it to just explode after a while, but it didn't. For the first time, his scar just tingled. A almost pleasant tingle, unlike the exploding pain from the past. And so he said to himself,

"This is going to be on hell of a school year."

And just as the last word slipped from his lips, he fell into a long awaited sleep. And, as the night of firsts continued on, he slept his first peaceful sleep since Voldemort came back.

But as we know, there is always peace before a war, where things are not what they appear to be. Harry didn't know how right he was when he said it was going to be one hell of a year. In fact, some might actually consider it the year from hell.

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1st ?: "What is Joyce hiding"

2nd ?: "What is Buffy missing from her memory?"

3rd ?: "Does Joyce really believe Sirius is a murderer?"

4th ?: "Why doesnt Harry know Sirius is alive?"

Thought those would be somthing you might want to think about. Post what you want to be in here and maybe I'll put it in, because I LOVE reviews! Feel free to post your ideas about the answers if you want, too.

No sneak preview for two reasons. 1.I barely got any response on the other chapter. 2. You've seen the ones I havent used yet, and well, im out of future ideas.