The Monster's Mashed

Premise: A Jedi kills Jabba's rancor, which puts a damper on the party.

To: Bobby Boris Pickett's "Monster Mash"

In Jabba's palace, at half past ten,
A Jedi was thrown in the rancor's den.
And the monster from his slumber began to rise,
And suddenly, to my surprise,

The monster's mashed
He made the monster mashed
The monster's mashed
The iron gate went smash
The monster's mashed
It happened in a flash
The monster's mashed
He made the monster mashed

From the junkyard in the palace east,
To the throne room where the Mighty Jabba feasts,
They all saw the Jedi pull the lever,
And saw the rancor's spinal cord sever

The monster's mashed
They saw the monster mashed
The monster's mashed
They saw the beast get smashed
The monster's mashed
They hoped to see the Jedi trashed
The monster's mashed
But all they got was a monster mashed

That put a damper on all the fun,
Because the party had just begun.
The guests included Bib Fortuna and Ephant Mon.

The scene was shocking, everybody was just struck dumb,
Leia in chains eyed up by Salacious Crumb,
The Twi'lek girls are frozen in the place that they stand,
With their vocal group, the Max Rebo Band.

They monster's mashed
They saw the monster mashed
The monster's mashed
It really killed their bash
The monster's mashed
The Jedi won the clash
The monster's mashed
The floor was stained with monster mash

Out from the pit Malakili's voice did ring,
It seems he was saddened by just one thing,
He wiped his tears and shook from his stupor

and said, "Now what will I do with my giant Pooper Scooper?"

The monster's mashed
Too bad the monster's mashed
The monster's mashed
Just throw it in the trash,
The monster's mashed
No need to act so rash,
The monster's mashed
Your precious monster's mashed.

The mighty Jabba didn't enjoy the loss of his beast
Mainly because it interrupted his feast,
The sarlacc proved no better, Jabba blew up with his scow
So the Bo'marr are the ones who are partying now.

The monsters mashed

The Jedi made a splash
The monsters mashed
He left the monsters mashed
The monsters mashed
Now all that's left is dried ash
The monsters mashed
And some icky monster mash.