AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you like these songs, you might enjoy Songbook of the Whills (http://www.theforce.net/songbook/), where I originally submitted these songs. They never got back to me, so I stuck them up here and got ten times the feedback. If I had known how well they'd be received, I'd have put the songs up here sooner.
Livin' La Vida Yoda
Premise: Jedi training on Dagobah is no easy task.
To: Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca"
He's into superstitions
Floating rocks and haunted trees
He feels a premonition
Through the Force is how he sees
He'll teach you new sensations
Meditating in the night
He's got some messed-up diction
His sentences just aren't right
He'll make you leave your
Astromech droid standing in the rain
He'll make you live the Jedi life
He'll help you with your pain
He'll help you clear your brain
He's so darn profound
He's livin' la vida Yoda
He'll order you around
Livin' la vida Yoda
He makes you train all day
But he's sweet as an ice cream soda
He will wear you out
Livin' la vida Yoda
Livin' la vida Yoda
We're livin' la vida Yoda
Woke up on old Dagobah
In a funky old swamp shack
I met this green guy that talks funny
He helped get my X-Wing back
He says there is no "try"
Makes you handstand and levitate
Yeah, he's a Jedi Master
He warns me not to hate
Yeah, wars don't make one great
He'll drive you to the ground
He's livin' la vida Yoda
He'll order you around
Livin' la vida Yoda
He makes you train all day
And his voice sounds a lot like Grover
He will wear you out
Livin' la vida Yoda
Livin' la vida Yoda
We're livin' la vida Yoda