Crash ED-icoot
Chap. 1- Intro
Our story begins in a small country called the United States, where three ne'er-do-well boys live.Their names are Ed, Edd, and Eddy, and something that will change their lives forever is about to happen.
"ED!YOU'RE IN TROUBLE MISTER!" yelled a little girl of about 9.She was climbing down a staircase into her big brother's room, who had left his new freezer experiment, a large gelatin with doorknobs for eyes, in her closet.Apparently, he had been sleep-walking again, but didn't all of Peach Creek's (the Cul-da-sac they lived in) food. In stead he had prepared the gelatin, poured Chunky Puffs all over it froze it for a few minutes, then took it out and stashed it in her favorite dress.Ed, however was still asleep and didn't hear her until it was too late. "ED, YOU BIG LUMMOX!I HAD TO CLEAN ALL THAT JUNK OUT OF MY DRESS MYSELF, AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY!", Sarah yelled, beating Ed with a bottle of dish soap.He just got up and threw her out his window thinking that she was the rabid weasel that slept under his bed, because he was kinda an idiot.He went outside and went looking for Edd and Eddy, his two best friends.
"You didn't tell him, did you Eddy?" asked Edd, wondering why Ed as late. "Sure I did. He probably just forgot to come, that's all." replied Eddy, irritably. "Oh, cut the act Eddy.I know you couldn't have told him, because I told you to strap him to his bed after eating all of those potato chips, since-"Edd said, getting cut off by Eddy. "Okay, so I didn't. He always messes up our scams. And it's not like he won't destroy your VR pod, anyway." said Eddy. "sigh Let's just go over to his house and get him, okay?" Edd said, hoping Eddy's attitude would someday improve.
Meanwhile, on the contienent of Austrailia, on a small island called N. Sanity, a young bandicoot, and his little sister, are having an argument over...the TV. "IT'S MY TURN!" yelled the girl, whose name was Coco. "I WANT TO WATCH BILL NYE!"
"NO, IT'S MY TURN!" yelled the boy, Crash. "BABEWATCH IS ON!" "SINCE WHEN DID MOM AND DAD LET YOU WATCH BABEWATCH? OR AKU?" yelled his little sister. Both were bandicoots, Crash at about 13 (same as Ed, Edd, and Eddy.), and Coco at about 10. "CHILDREN! Why not flip a coin? And Crash? No cheating this time." said Aku-Aku, their guardian. He was a witch doctor mask, and helped them restore peace to the universe multiple times. "Fine..." both bandicoots said at the same time. Unfortunatly, a certain mad scientist was planning a certain plan that would lead two certain badicoots to their demise.
DONE! Sorry for the overuse of the word "certain" in this chap. Don't forget to R&R!