AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well, some people have been after me to write a song about Obi-Wan. So, although Baz Luhrman's camera work gives me motion sickness, I braved the halls of the Moulin Rouge and dredged out a song which, in a way, was sung by Obi-Wan himself. I hope you don't kill me over this.

Obi-Wan

Premise: A song for Obi-Wan Kenobi.

To: Elton John's "Your Song"

My name's Obi-Wan
A Jedi, it's true
And you could tell everybody
I'm a Padawan
I'm not at all simple
But my life's quite fun
Hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I have grown a beard
I'm a nice guy, and not to be feared

I fought Dooku
And I cut Maul in half
When I remember my youth
I just have to laugh
But the Force has been kind
I'm still Obi-Wan
It's for people like you that
I keep living on

So excuse me for deceiving
But these things I do
You see so many truths
Rest on our point of view
Anyway, the thing is what I really mean
I spend too much time on old Tatooine

(Interim – Jabba the Hutt sings opera)

And you can tell everybody
I'm still Obi-Wan
I'm not at all simple
But I'm still having fun
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind, that I cut off your arm
But's that's how Jedi stay protected from harm

I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind, that I still use the Force
But I am the last of the Jedi, of course