AUTHOR'S NOTE: As a BS Boys parody goes, this isn't as good as "I Wanted Padme", which I really wish I wrote, but didn't. But I'm sure you'll like this.
The Maul
Premise: I think you can figure this one out on your own.
To: The Backstreet Boys' "The Call"
Let me tell you the story about the fight that changed my destiny
Me and my droids went out, just to do evil Sithery
A Jedi Master and his Padawan were standing in front of me
And I, I impaled the one called Qui
Down he goes, and what do you know
Obi-Wan's waiting for me
But a Padawan can't beat me
This is gonna be gory
When I attack in a flurry
The power of hate fortifies and strengthens me
You're just countering my assault and battery too slow,
So you know, prepare to kiss your face goodbye
Here we go
I battled with the Padawan
More vicious than I did with Qui-Gon
One of my blades went out
But I can win with only one
I sent him into a slide, but he just grabbed the side
Wouldn't stop until one of us died
This is gonna be gory
When I attack in a flurry
The power of hate fortifies and strengthens me
You're just countering my assault and battery too slow,
So you know, prepare to kiss your face goodbye
Here we go
Let me tell you the story about the fight that changed my destiny
Me and him duked it out, and he then started besting me
I was about to slay him and there he was swinging it right at me
So I, I got severed waist to thigh
Here I go
This is gonna be gory
When I attack in a flurry
The power of hate fortifies and strengthens me
You're just countering my assault and battery too slow,
So you know, prepare to kiss your face goodbye
Here we go
This is gonna be gory
When I attack in a flurry
The power of hate fortifies and strengthens me
You're not countering my assault and battery so slow,
So you know, I had to kiss my legs goodbye
Here I go