AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well, I was bound to do this one sooner or later…
I Don't Believe At All
Premise: "No mystical energy field controls my destiny. It's just a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
To: Treble Charger's "I Don't Believe It All"
On our way to Alderaan
You're listening to Obi-Wan
Everything you say
Will never really change a thing in sight
The simple tricks you did
Don't match up to a blaster at your side
(All this time I've)
Told you that you've got it wrong
You're lucky I brought you along
I'm just holding out for my pay
What you say is unbelievable
I can't stand to hear it once more
Sorry, kid, I don't believe at all
I don't think you're really a Jedi
It was just a real lucky try
Just look me straight in the eye
Luck is really cheap
The company you keep is more to blame
The parlor tricks you did
They really seemed to be so downright lame
(All this time I)
Don't believe and never could
Wonder if I ever would
And I still won't no matter what you say, so
What you say is unbelievable
I can't stand to hear it once more
Sorry, kid, I don't believe at all
I don't think you're really a Jedi
I think that you know why
And all the Jedi
They died a long time ago
It's forgotten now, you know
There's things that you'll never know
What you say I can't believe
And you know I'm right
What you say I can't believe
And you know I'm right
What you say I can't believe
And you know I'm right
What you say is unbelievable
I can't stand to hear it once more
Sorry, kid, I don't believe at all
I don't think you're really a Jedi (And you know I'm right)
What you say is unbelievable
I can't stand to hear it once more
Sorry, kid, I don't believe at all
I don't think you're really a Jedi
What you say I can't believe
And you know I'm right
What you say I can't believe
And you know I'm right