Mario Bros. Pizzeria

Chapter 1: Mario opens the shop

In the restaurant there are chequered tablecloths and a large counter. Mario is the frustrated boss, Luigi is the hopeless second-rate pizza boy, Toad is head chef and Princess Peach is a waitress.

Mario: Luigi whats-a-matter-you, eh? That's the third call I've got today about your terrible service. Mamma Mia!

Luigi: Mario why have you opened a pizza restaurant? The only thing we've ever been good at anyway is plumbing and throwing little blue men in hockey masks into pipes!

Mario: Slapping Luigi Because it was PaPa's dream! He would talk for hours about fully embracing the Italian American stereotype and opening' a pizza restaurant. And I swore on your life that I would uphold that dream! You better remember that ya' sad excuse for a plumb... I mean Pizza delivery boy!

Toad: Here you are Boss ten anchovy pizzas ready to be delivered to a Mr I. Mluringyouintoatrapdumbass.

Mario: Bella, Bella! You see Luigi that's the kind of attitude we need at Mario's gullible, unquestioned obedience! If you don't start applying yourself I'll be- a-making Toad here your replacement. He's fast, reliable and he don't-a give me no lip!!

Luigi: Looking at the piece of paper Mario I don't think this is a real customer, I think we're being lured in to some kind of elaborate trap.

Mario: Raising his hand I'm warnin' you Luigi! Peach!

Peach: Scuttling over holding a tray Yes boss?

Mario: As the most helpless member of the team I think it is your duty to accompany Luigi and protect him. Capesh?

Peach: Sweetly Excuse me I just have one thing to say.

Mario: Shoot, Sugar buns.

Peach: Angry I am the great ruler of the mushroom kingdom. I do not answer to you. I answer to no one! I am the greatest monarch to grace this earth and one day soon I will enslave the races of man and every sole in existence will know the name 'Peach'!

Mario: Beat That's great honey. He slaps her on the ass

Peach: Oh screw it! Come on Luigi let's go get caught so Mushroom and Moustache here can airquote rescue us!