AUTHOR'S NOTES: I have no idea what controlled substances inspired the madness that is the Ketchup Song, but I have partially been able to replicate the dementia with caffeine. And yes, all of the Huttese in this song is genuine. Don't expect the translation to make much sense, though. I apologize in advance if this is totally impossible to sing.
The Wretch-up Song
Premise: It's about Greedo. That's all you need to know.
To: Las Ketchup's "The Ketchup Song"
Greedo lives a life of crime
Shooting people all the time
Keebadas binggona hotsa sando
With a blaster at his side
He's got Solo in his sights,
Proving that he's still the man, oh
He's the bounty hunter they call Greedo
See his temper getting hotter
H'chu apenkee ne ompee doe gaga punta?
What he's saying, I don't know,
He's got his gun aimed at Solo,
Next thing I know, he's yelling "Koona t'chuta?",
"Ickabunga!" and he misses, "Coo ya stupa!"
Makacheesa Jee teetocky bolla tuta Jeedai bedwana,
Peedunkee chuba wanga tuta wupiupi,
(x2)
Give him all of your moulee-rah,
The Rodian everyone fears,
You're a dead man as soon as he spies you,
He doesn't care about your creeta,
He'll just snicker and keepuna,
Cha skrunee do pat, sleemo
He's the bounty hunter they call Greedo
See his temper getting hotter
H'chu apenkee ne ompee doe gaga punta?
What he's saying, I don't know,
He's got his gun aimed at Solo,
Next thing I know, he's yelling "Koona t'chuta?",
"Ickabunga!" and he misses, "Coo ya stupa!"
Makacheesa Jee teetocky bolla tuta Jeedai bedwana,
Peedunkee chuba wanga tuta wupiupi
(x2)
Greedo lives a life of crime
Shooting people all the time
Keebadas binggona hotsa sando
With a blaster at his side
He's got Solo in his sights,
Proving that he's still the man, oh
He's the bounty hunter they call Greedo
See his temper getting hotter
H'chu apenkee ne ompee doe gaga punta?
What he's saying, I don't know,
He's got his gun aimed at Solo,
Next thing I know, he's yelling "Koona t'chuta?",
"Ickabunga!" and he misses, "Coo ya stupa!"
Makacheesa Jee teetocky bolla tuta Jeedai bedwana,
Peedunkee chuba wanga tuta wupiupi
(x2)
Greedo lived a life of crime
He killed people all the time
Keebadas binggona hotsa sando
With a blaster at his side
He had Solo in his sights,
Trying to prove he's still the man, oh
He's the bounty hunter they called Greedo
His temper was getting hotter
H'chu apenkee ne ompee doe gaga punta?
Just what happened, I don't know,
He had his gun aimed at Solo,
Next thing I know, he's yelling "Koona t'chuta?",
"Ickabunga!" and he misses, "Coo ya crispa!"
Makacheesa Jee teetocky bolla tuta Jeedai bedwana,
Peedunkee chuba wanga tuta wupiupi
(x3)
Lalalalalala
Lalalala lalalalalala
Hahahahahahahahahah
Hee hee hee Greedo
Makacheesa Jee teetocky bolla tuta Jeedai bedwana,
Peedunkee chuba wanga tuta wupiupi
(x9, or until you commit vehicular homicide)