AUTHOR'S NOTE: Just a note: don't fret if my updates are infrequent in the coming weeks. Between exams and the upcoming Christmas season, my time is pretty divided. Don't worry, the song parodies won't be dying for a long time to come.
Chewwie
Premise: The toughest Wookiee in a thousand bars throughout the galaxy. Notice the extra W.
To: Christina Aguilera's "Dirrty"
Chewie
Furry
Wookiee
Too furry to clean my hair up
If you ain't furry... you ain't no Wookiee!
You'd better watch how you move
Or he'll tear off your arms
If you make a goof
Tear off your arms (And chew on your elbows)
Yes, he'll tear off your arms (And chew on your elbows)
Tear off your arms (And chew on your elbows)
Ooh, I'm warning you
Give him some room, He's comin' through
The swingin', blastin' Kashyyyk dude
He and Solo gonna shoot up the room
Blasters firing (he and Han)
Escape in a hurry (I know I am)
I don't need that Wookiee stuff
Fightin' 'til your arms come off
It's explosive, fists are thumpin'
Still jumpin', without warning
Tables flying, glasses are smashin'
No questions, time for some action!
His temper is up (Can you feel it?)
'Bout to erupt (You bet)
Cruising the worlds
Fixing droids
Making lots of noise...
His name is Chewie
He's a really big Wookiee
He's two hundred and thirty
Shaggy and furry
Don't start a fight or things will get hairy
Always musky and mangy
Just don't get him angry
Gets mad in a hurry
Best keep quiet for your survival
Ahh, the game is up
So everybody, hide your pups
Maiming you from front to back
Move your butt, you won't like that
He's a slugger (that's fo' sho')
You're gonna end up (On the floor)
You'll get yours if you scoff
Fightin' 'til your arms come off
Never moping, causes commotion
Fight's still goin', without warning
There's no stoppin', heads keep boppin'
Skulls are rockin', everyone's talkin'
Give it all you got (but he's a Wookiee)
He'll hit the spot
Cruisin' the worlds
Fixing droids
Making lots of noise...
Chewie
He's a really big Wookiee
He's two hundred and thirty
Shaggy and furry
Don't start a fight or things will get hairy
Always musky and mangy
Just don't get him angry
Gets mad in a hurry
Best keep quiet for your survival
Here he comes
He's the one you've been waitin' on
Give up, give it up
Yo, just shut up
Or he'll pound your head to the maximum
Uh oh
Here he goes
You can tell when the fighting starts to stop
He's already left the parking lot
Only because somebody's called the cops
Uh oh's, here he goes
Ohh... yeahh...
His name is Chewie
He's a really big Wookiee
He's two hundred and thirty
Shaggy and furry
Don't start a fight or things will get hairy
Always musky and mangy
Just don't get him angry
Gets mad in a hurry
Best keep quiet for your survival
His name is Chewie
He's a really big Wookiee
He's two hundred and thirty
Shaggy and furry
Don't start a fight or things will get hairy
Always musky and mangy
Just don't get him angry
Gets mad in a hurry
Best keep quiet for your survival
His name is Chewie
He's a really big Wookiee
He's two hundred and thirty
Shaggy and furry
Don't start a fight or things will get hairy
Always musky and mangy
Just don't get him angry
Gets mad in a hurry
Best keep quiet for your survival