AUTHOR'S NOTE: I've kept this one on the back burner for several weeks and was debating whether or not to put it up. But a request is a request, and this one isn't too bad. It's not my best, though.
Artoo
Premise: "These astromech droids are most unpredictable. Even I can't comprehend their logic sometimes."
To: Eiffel 65's "Blue"
Yo, listen up
Here's a story about a little guy that lives as a blue droid
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him
Inside and outside
Blue is his body with the blue paint job and a blue light
And everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...
Artoo
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop
He's blue
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop
People fly blue ships and drink blue milk
Blue is the color of Admiral Thrawn
Blue are the seas and skies of Naboo
I show a hologram, and it is so blue
Blue are the Twi'lek girls that walk around
Blue like the lightsabers the Jedi have
Blue are the sparks I shoot and lights I flash
Blue are the feelings that live inside me
Artoo
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop
He's blue
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop
Inside and outside
Blue is his body with the blue paint job and a blue light
And everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...
Artoo
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop
He's blue
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop, boop beep beep boop beep boop
Boop boop beep boop beep boop