AUTHOR'S NOTE: Ah, the purgatory of exam week is over, and I'm settled in for the holidays. Your Christmas song is coming soon!
Hit the Snow, Dack
Premise: A tribute to Luke's squashed Hoth gunner.
To: Ray Charles' "Hit the Road, Jack"
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more.
What you say?
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more.
Whoa, General Veers, don't treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old Empire that I've ever seen.
Our armies march across the snow
Dack and I are ready to go.
That's right
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more.
What you say?
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more.
Now listen, AT-AT, don't ya stomp me this-a way
Cause I'll be back and blow you up some day.
Don't care what you do 'cause it's understood
You fight for the Empire, you just ain't no good.
Our speeder's crashed into the snow
Dack went splat, I've got to go
That's right
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more.
What you say?
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the snow, Dack, and you won't come back no more.
Well, Dack won't come back no more.
Uh, what you say?
You won't come back no more.
I can't fly without you
You won't come back no more.
You can't mean that
You won't come back no more.
Oh, now Raalter, please
You won't come back no more.
What you tryin' to do to me?
You won't come back no more.
Oh, my gunner went flat
You won't come back no more.