AUTHOR'S NOTES: I have a couple of retro songs in the works, but I'm trying my best to balance them out with more recent hits, like this one.
Moronic
Premise: A catalogue of the Madness of George (my term for really lame developments and decisions in Star Wars).
To: Alanis Morissette's "Ironic"
Anakin Solo was doing great
Kissed his girl and died the next day
It's all the things you hear Jar Jar say
It's the Holiday Special, which even George hates
Isn't it moronic... don't you think?
It's insane, it leaves you in total dismay
The Sarlacc looks nice, but the Rancor still looks like clay
It's the bad advice that George Lucas makes
And nobody thought to bicker
Christopher Lee was in Episode II
He played a mysterious old guy named Count Dooku
He's secretly a Sith Lord, but we already know
His action figure packaging revealed it
Three weeks ago
And isn't it moronic... don't you think?
It's insane, it leaves you in total dismay
It's like Ani's lines when he's dating Padme
It's when Greedo fires and misses from three feet away
And nobody thought to bicker
Well George has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And George has a funny way of cheesing you off because
You know everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
N*SYNC were almost Jedi until the fans bellyached
Inventing midichlorians – wasn't that a mistake!
It's taking a major hero and squashing him with a moon
It's taking an awesome bounty hunter
And revealing that he's just a clone
And isn't it moronic... don't you think?
A little too moronic... and yeah I really do think...
It's insane, it leaves you in total dismay
It's the politics that seem to go on for days
All of Ani's whines are just icing on the cake
And nobody thought to bicker
George has a funny way of sneaking up on you
George has a funny, funny way of cheesing you off
Cheesing you off