Star Wars Song Parodies Chapter 30: The Little Podracer From Tatooine a, a star wars fanfic

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Here's one for a road trip, and yet another character who has a song about him! *crosses off Sebulba's name from THE LIST*

The Little Podracer From Tatooine-a

Premise: Drag racing on Tatooine – gotta love it! Leave that kid alone, Sebulba!

To: Jan & Dean's "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

He's the little podracer from Tatooine-a

(Go, Ani, go, Ani, go, Ani, go!)

He spends all day tinkering with his machine-a

(Go, Ani, go, Ani, go, Ani, go!)

But lurking in the neighbouring garage

Is Sebulba, hopped up from a double massage

And everybody says that there's nobody meaner

To the little podracer from Tatooine-a

He drives too fast and he plays too hard

He's a terror and he has total disregard

For the little podracer from Tatooine-a

If you see him coming at you don't try to stop him

(Go, Ani, go, Ani, go, Ani, go!)

You can try to beat him but you'll never top him

(Go, Ani, go, Ani, go, Ani, go!)

He's gonna have an accident sooner or later

Because he presses too hard on the accelerator

And everybody says that there's nobody meaner

To the little podracer from Tatooine-a

He drives too fast and he plays too hard

He's a terror and he has total disregard

For the little podracer from Tatooine-a

(Go, Ani, go, Ani, go, Ani, go!)

The spectators come to see him from miles around

Because he leaves the competition smoking on the ground

And everybody says that there's nobody meaner

To the little podracer from Tatooine-a

He drives too fast and he plays too hard

He's a terror and he has total disregard

For the little podracer from Tatooine-a

(Go, Ani, go, Ani, go, Ani, go!)