AUTHOR'S NOTES: Ah, and now it is time to deflate Ms. Britney "60% plastic" Spears. I may get around to doing "Slave 4 U" (ick) someday, but for now, here's a Princess Leia song.

Holoprojected

Premise: "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."

To: Britney Spears' "Overprotected"

I need help, droid
I need space, Vader
I need... light refraction!

Racing around with the Death Star plans
But Darth Vader is still so invective
I've made some mistakes; now he knows where I am
And now my ship has been detected
There must be another way
It's time for taking chances
But what am I to say?
What's a girl is to do?
I hope Kenobi answers...

What can I do to save my life?
(Stormtroopers coming in a hurry)
How will I manage to do what's right?
(There has to be some more ways)
Now I see a droid on wheels
So I guess I'll be holoprojected

You don't know what it's like, I won't give up and I still won't
It's worse than we had expected
Things that I've been told, I can't believe it could destroy a whole world
The galaxy must be protected
There is no another way
It's time for taking chances
But what am I to say?
What's a girl is to do?
I hope Kenobi answers...

What can I do to save my life?
(Stormtroopers coming in a hurry)
How will I manage to do what's right?
(There has to be some more ways)
Now I see a droid on wheels
So I guess I'll be holoprojected

No more time... send it... into space

I leave a message telling that I need Obi-Wan and
What I, what, what, what I'm gonna do to save the galaxy
I say no, no... nobody's stopping me from what I'm gonna... do, do
I'm so fed up with Palpatine and his abominable tyranny...

What can I do to save my life?
(Stormtroopers coming in a hurry)
How will I manage to do what's right?
(There has to be some more ways)
Now I see a droid on wheels
So I guess I'll be holoprojected

I leave a message telling that I need Obi-Wan and
What I, what, what, what I'm gonna do to save the galaxy
I say no, no... nobody's stopping me from what I'm gonna... do, do
I'm so fed up with Palpatine and his abominable tyranny...

What can I do to save my life?
(Stormtroopers coming in a hurry)
How will I manage to do what's right?
(There has to be some more ways)
Now I see a droid on wheels
So I guess I'll be holoprojected