AUTHOR'S NOTE: Updates have been infrequent as of late because I've been going through a very emotional time and am seriously re-evaluating my life. Just kidding. I'm lazy.
Padawan
Premise: Rock on, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan! The song alternates between the two of them.
To: Van Halen's "Panama"
"Master, what's that sound?"
"Here he comes, pod racing all around.
I knew, the prophecy shall soon be true.
I'll show Anakin Jedi discipline
Don't you know he's coming back with me?"
"The boy's too old to learn."
"I'll train him!
Padawan, Padawan
- Padawan, Padawan
The boy's real good at fixing machines.
He has more midichlorians than my eyes have ever seen.
I knew, the prophecy will soon come true"
"He's a worthless creature living on a sand dune."
"Don't you know he's coming back with me?"
"The boy's too old to learn."
"I'll train him!
Padawan, Padawan
Padawan, Padawan
Yeah, I'll train him to be a Jedi Knight."
"Don't defy the council, Master. Just come off of it."
"I don't care even if I have to beg
I won't take him back."
"He's whining, I'm sighing.
I wish that he wasn't here now."
"Trust my feeling, you should be cheering,
Things are hopping, we're not stopping now!
Padawan, Padawan
Padawan, Padawan!"