AUTHOR'S NOTES: Here's one for all you Aerosmith fans.
Luke Acts Like A Baby
Premise: Uncle Owen is disgusted with his whiny nephew.
To: Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Livin' on a planet of sand
My nephew works as a farm hand
He's a troublemaker, like his old man
He thinks this isn't where he belongs
He just doesn't understand – be a man
He always has a complaint or whine
Wastes time at Tosche Station all day
The boy's always acting out of line
He thinks he'd have more fun
At the Academy
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
What the boy needs to discover
He's got a lot of acreage to cover
He's not too keen, here on Tatooine
I think he'd like to run out on us
Or race with his T-16
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
(Owen, stop putting that poor boy down)
Our nephew is too weak, dear
(Owen, stop putting that poor boy down)
Puny, puny, puny, all right
(Owen, stop putting that poor boy down)
Turn the other cheek, dear
(Owen, stop putting that poor boy down)
Puny, puny, puny! Sue me!
Ooh, what a whiny baby
Oh, he whines and whines and whines and whines, yeah
Oh, he's such a baby
Oww!
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby
Da-ha, da-ha, Luke acts like a baby