AUTHOR'S NOTES: Actually, I think that doing a duet with Jar Jar wouldn't bring down Kylie's career any more than it already is.
Jump Into The Ocean
Premise: "De moto grande safe place twood be Otoh Gunga."
To: Little Eva / Kylie Minogue's "Locomotion"
I'm scared of all these robots, nearly wet my pants now
(C'mon Jedi, jump into the ocean)
I hear them coming closer,
We have just one chance now
(C'mon Jedi, jump into the ocean)
There's a floating city underneath the seas
A place where we can hide out from our enemies
So come on, come on,
Jump into the ocean with me
You gotta take a dip now
Come on Jedi, jump in, hmmm, kick back
Come on, keep swimming, don't look back
Now that I've returned, I'm sure
I'm in for pain, now
(C'mon Jedi, jump into the ocean)
They say that I have nothing working in my brain, now
(C'mon Jedi, jump into the ocean)
Now that I've been captured, I really wish
I'd rather have been eaten by a goober fish
But come on, come on,
Jump into the ocean with me
Into the ocean
Come on, come on
Into the ocean
Come on, come on
Into the ocean,
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
I thought that Otoh Gunga would be full of commotion
(C'mon Jedi, jump into the ocean)
But suddenly Boss Nass agreed to your notion
(C'mon Jedi, jump into the ocean)
Since you've saved my life, I owe a life-debt to you
I'll even take your bongo
Through the core of Naboo
So come on, come on, go into the ocean with me
We're gonna take a dip now
Come on Jedi, jump in, hmmm kick back
Come on, keep going, don't look back
Jump into the, jump into the, jump into the ocean
(Come on, Jedi, go into the ocean)
Jump into the, jump into the, jump into the ocean
(Come on, Jedi, go into the ocean)
As we dive in deeper, I can't help but feel,
We are going to end up as a big fish's meal
But come on, come on
Go into the ocean
Come on, come on
Go into the ocean
Come on, come on
Go into the ocean with me
(Into the ocean)
Come on, come on
Go into the ocean
Come on, come on
Go into the ocean…