Zozy: w00t! Three whole reviews! Well, let's git this par-tay started!

To Ultimate Demon: EVERYTHING I do is disturbing. Duh.

To Skyraptor66: I miss Animaniacs too. And it's "hello" with two l's, sweetie.

To LavenderAlena (who r0x0rz my s0x0rz): OOWEE! CANDYYY!!

Kratos: Why are we doing this? I thought we thought these things were just weird.

Zozy: BUT! Why wouldn't we do it now?

Kratos: ...Good point.

Zozy: I knows. So do the discly.

Kratos: (sigh) Fine. Because Namco are stupid, mean, evil people who hate us, Zozy doesn't own Tales of Symphonia. Nor does she own any of the songs we may mention or have mentioned, so Marilyn Manson and A Perfect Circle, we're sorry. And we may as well say sorry to everyone reading this. Y'know, cuz it's so stupid.

Zozy: -.-; Fat-head.

Kratos: Heyyyy!

Zozy: I have a rug burn on my knee...

Kratos: o.O ...O...kay...

Zozy: Ow. By the way, I'm the voice of God. Mmkay? Mmkay.

-Chapter Two – Where They Were Going?-

Zozy looked about, enthralled. "Whoa..."

"What? Its just Hima..." Lloyd said, looking around also.

"But it has a GREAVYARD!!" Zozy shrieked, and started to run over to it.

"Wait! Inn! Person! Thingy!" Raine said, gesturing to the inn, with the zom-bay guy in it.

"Uhuh, we gotta do the healy thing," Colette said.

"Fine, but then we get to go dig up some corpses," Zozy said, looking disappointed.

"Mmkay, so let's go," Zelos said, starting to walk over. But he tripped on a rock. Because, y'know, I put it there.

I'm mean and evil.

So anyway, Zelos tripped and screamed like a little girl. Then he started to cry, because he's a wussy. Then Zozy ran over and hugged him.

"My poor Zelly tripped! Poor, poor Zelly..." she wept, hugging around his neck.

"I'm alright so long as your with me," Zelos said, with loving eyes (y'know, with the shinys in them, and the liquidy looking?). Also, there was the sparkly bubble in-love background thingy like in animes.

Zozy blushed. Zelos sat up and tried to kiss her, but fortunately, Kratos stepped in and helped Zozy up. Zozy looked confused. –Why did Zelos...?- she thought. Kratos gently put his arms around her, and she snuggled back against him. Kratos smiled dreamily, while Zelos glared at him.

Y'know, I don't feel like doin' the zom-bay thingy. So they healed him.

Colette, for some reason, exited and sang:

"Doggy Boo, what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other doggies do.
You wear a disguise to look like human guys,
But you're not a man, you're a Doggy Boo."

And then everybody looked at her funny. Because that's just not normal. Then they found the Wonder Chef, because Zozy poked a barrel. Whoo. And then the world exploded because Wonder Chef was so awesome. The end.

"Wait, what the hell are you talking about? We're still alive and well!"

OH MY GOD, ZOMBIES!!

"Whatever, let's go," Lloyd said, annoyed.

So they went to the Human Ranch and kicked ass.

Then they went to the Tower of Salvation and kicked ass.

And then they beat the game. I have writer's block. I'm gonna go do somethin' else now.

"Wait, you're just gonna leave us now?" Colette asked.

Yup. Bye now. See you in the next fic.

"Wait, there'll be another one?!" Lloyd asked, scared.

Yes. And you're gonna be a wussy. Later, all.

And then the world exploded.

Tha Ind.