"Howdy's Mitten-Like Muffin"
A/N: Now, these are one of those extremely short ficcys that I make out of boredom, and it was Natsu's idea. :P So don't blame me if you think, "WTC?" I mean... crap... I made it out of freakin' boredom! REALLY EXTREMELY SHORT. Beware, it will hurt you...
Howdy had a mitten-like muffin that was named Meef. Meef was a blueberry muffin in the shape of a mitten that was about half a year old. Meef always rode around in Howdy's apron.
One day Howdy took Meef out of his apron and set it on his dresser. He took off his apron and put it atop of Meef. Howdy then walked away to take a shower.
Meef was lying all alone under Howdy's red needed-to-be-washed-very-badly apron. Natsu came up to the apron and picked it up along with Meef on accident.
"YEE!" Natsu shouted as she threw the apron in the washing machine. Meef got washed up and died. Howdy did not notice because he did not care about the muffin, so Meef the blueberry muffin was neither remembered nor eaten. The end.