AUTHOR'S NOTES: Well, it looks like I've sparked an uprising of the Star Wars Geek Jihad. Who says one solitary voice can't make a difference?
You've Lost The Fleeing Falcon
Premise: This is the last song Admiral Needa heard before Vader "accepted" his apology.
To: The Righteous Brothers' "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"
Your assignment was, looking for
One lousy ship
And you made such a mess, and let it roar,
Through your fingertips
You're sweating as you tell it to Vader
But Vader, already knows it
You've lost the fleeing Falcon
Oh, the fleeing Falcon
You've lost the fleeing Falcon
Now it's gone, gone, gone
Whoa-oh
Now there's no tenderness
In my eyes when I strangle you
You knew that I would scrutinize
Everything you do
It is pretty terrifying, buddy
'Cause buddy, someone dutiful's dying
You've lost the fleeing Falcon
Oh, the fleeing Falcon
Bring back that fleeing Falcon
But it's gone, gone, gone
And you won't live on
No-oh-oh
Buddy, buddy, you know that I am displeased with you
You had a promising career, you know it's true
When you screwed up
Screwed up, screwed up, you had a debt to pay
And you... you... you let it slip away
Bring back that fleeing Falcon
Oh, the fleeing Falcon
Bring back that fleeing Falcon
Now it's gone...gone...gone...
And you won't live on...
No-oh-oh...