AUTHOR'S NOTES: First of all, I apologize PROFUSELY for the lag. Between final exams and seeking summer employment, I've been swamped for weeks.

Seven

Premise: There will not be Episodes VII, VIII and IX. Instead of feeling depressed, we should be thankful for the six movies we have. Besides, considering the decay in quality of late, I think that we should stop Lucas before he goes completely senile.

To: Bryan 'Canada Apologizes' Adams/DJ Sammy's "Heaven"

Oh, I can remember my younger years

Star Wars films only numbered three

Then we heard of a new trilogy

Now people mourn the lack of a final three

We've all been burned before

That's over now

This world doesn't need any more

Six films are all that I want

When I'm battling among the stars

Six films are all that I need

Who needs seven?

If the saga ends with part III,

A third trilogy doesn't need to start,

Six are good enough for me,

Who needs seven?

Now don't be sad 'cuz there's no final three

The story's fully told, anyway

Best it ends now

This is all I have to say

Six films are all that I want

When I'm battling among the stars

Six films are all that I need

Who needs seven?

If the saga ends with part III,

A third trilogy doesn't need to start,

Six are good enough for me,

Who needs seven?

Prequels hit a snag or two,

But there's good times and the bad

But they're still the best; it's true,

Who needs seven?

Don't give into your greed

You know that Star Wars is a breed apart

Six films are satisfactory

Who needs seven?

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Who needs seven?