AUTHOR'S NOTES: I figured that I should do a more recent song, so I whipped out this one. I hope you enjoy it.

The Girl That The Bad Guys Want

Premise: Don't develop a crush on a princess on the run from the Empire.

To: Bowling for Soup's "The Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

Is it wrong? Is it right? She's debating
To put a stop to the Empire's cruel tyranny
Her name is Leia, she's a princess with a calling
She'll disobey, the commands of that old guy Palpatine

And when she talks, all the Empire's spies are listening
Her life is in jeopardy

She's going to get arrested
Or maybe just vaporized
Consorting with known Rebels
Transmissions from their spies

I think her cause is groovy; it means a lot to me, but I'm just too puny,
A Stormtrooper would shoot me, I'll keep her away from me,
Because she's the girl that the bad guys want...

She's the girl that the bad guys want…

She leads the attack while brave men are in shortage
I hear the Emperor is getting really mad at her dad
Some say she's just a fool, or is it courage?
Now I hear she's got her hands on swiped Death Star plans

And when she talks, all the Empire's spies are listening
Her life is in jeopardy

She's going to get arrested
Or maybe just vaporized
Consorting with known Rebels
Transmissions from their spies
She's got a lot of panache,
Freedom fighter, first class
The opposite what I am
Does that make her more of a man?

I think her cause is groovy; it means a lot to me, but I'm just too puny,
A Stormtrooper would shoot me, I'll keep her away from me,
Because she's the girl that the bad guys want...
She's the girl that the bad guys want…


There she goes again to Alderaan
With croissants in her hair
She's pure in heart, though they call her a traitor
And now I can see here comes Darth Vader

I don't want to be arrested
Or shot down by a fleet of TIEs
Identified as a bad Rebel
Droid's needles in my eyes
I'd just end up bushwhacked and I'm just wimpy working class
I don't want a slow death

I think her cause is groovy; it means a lot to me, but I'm just too puny,
A Stormtrooper would shoot me, I'll keep her away from me,
Because she's the girl that the bad guys want...
(x8)
Cause she's the girl that the bad guys want…