AUTHOR'S NOTES: When I identify the performer of a song, I usually include who first performed it and, if applicable, who is most famous for performing it. You may have noticed that I've gone back and altered a few of the credits on my songs to reflect this.
Star Wars Geek
Premise: Another 'geeks unite' song, this time with a disco edge.
To: Rick James' "Super Freak"
He's a very quirky dude
He's still living with his mother
He fancies himself a padawan
As well as bounty hunting elite, ow dude
He likes Chewie, Luke and Han
He says Leia's his all-time favourite
There's posters in his bedroom of the Jedi
He's never hard to tease
That dude is pretty weird now
The dude's a Star Wars geek
The kind of dude you read about
In Star Wars magazines
That dude is pretty quirky
The dude's a Star Wars geek
I'd really like to deck him
Every time we meet
He's no knight, he's no knight
He's no Jedi knight to me, yeah
He's a Star Wars geek, Star Wars geek
He's Star Wars-geeky, yow
Star Wars geek, Star Wars geek
He's a very wacky dude
A guy you won't admit you know
Trivia everywhere he goes
Walking down the street, yeah
And searching all conventions for a girlfriend
She's on Dantooine
He just acts like such a clown
A real big crowd don't matter, he says
"For Episode III, I'm still waiting"
When I see him he's waving plastic lightsabers
It's such a geeky scene
That dude is pretty weird now
The dude's a Star Wars geek
The kind of dude you read about
In Star Wars magazines
That dude is pretty quirky
The dude's a Star Wars geek
I'd really like to deck him
Every time we meet
He's no knight, he's no knight
He's no Jedi knight to me, yeah
He's a Star Wars geek, Star Wars geek
He's Star Wars-geeky, yow
Max Rebo sing!
Ohhhhh
Star Wars geek, Star Wars geek
That dude's a Star Wars geek
Ohhhhh
He's a very quirky dude
He's still living with his mother
He thinks he's got it going on
But I think that he's just a freak, ow dude