DarrkKatt: *bouncing around* Let's do the time warp again!! Let's do the
time warp again!!(1)
TigerissLightwater: Stop singing that song!
DarrkKatt: How bout this one? I'm just a sweet transvestite, from-(1)
TigerissLightwater: *hits her over the head with a frying pan* SHUT UP!! On
with the fic.
Disclaimer: yet again, we own nothing. We'll tell you when we finally do (which would be never.)
Chapter 3: Meet the Students!
Yusuke and the others were staring at the three figures rolling across the airport floor in laughter. After about three minutes of this, they had calmed down enough to stand up.
The three figures were all about 15 years old, there were two girls and a guy. The boy was wearing a bright blue Hawaiian shirt with khaki shorts, and a fisherman hat with cargo pockets (yes!!! There are cargo pockets ON THE HAT!!) that said 'Kennywood'. His hair was blonde under the hat, and it went to his ears. The shorter of the two girls was wearing a camouflage shirt the said 'Ha! Now you can't see me.' and dark blue jeans with the bottoms rolled up. She also had a black hoodie wrapped around her waist and her red/brown hair was pulled back in a ponytail (down it would be about shoulder length. The taller girl was wearing black pants with many zippers and pockets, a red tank top under a black mesh hoodie, and she had many rings, bracelets and necklaces on. Her hair was long, wavy and brown. (2)
"Er." Koenma said slowly, "Are you the students that are going to watch us during our stay here?"
"Got a problem with that?" said the shorter girl.
"Well." Botan began, "The descriptions that we were given of you gave us the impression that you were older. Right now, you really aren't what we expected."
"Yins (3) were expecting older people?" said the taller girl. "Sorry to disappoint ya, but yins are stuck with us."
"Yep-yep-yep-yepper!" said the boy in a rather crazy voice.
At that moment, a black streak ran over to the yyh gang and tackled them all. The effect was like a domino rally. The black streak tackled Koenma, causing all the others to fall over in his wake.
"How yins guys doin'?" screamed the black streak in a Jersey accent. The black streak was actually a rather tall girl wearing black pants, tank and vest. Her hair was fairly short and she had sunglasses on top of her head. "Ya introduced yourselves yet?" she asked the other figures.
"Nah, we'll do that now," said the tall girl. "Hey there, I'm DarrkKatt, age 15, and your looking at my standard outfit."
"I'm TigerissLightwater," the shorter girl chimed in. "But call me Tig. Everyone else does."
"And I am Joe, the Almighty Ruler of Joedom!!!!" said the boy in a deep, trying-to-sound-important-but-failing-miserably voice.
"Actually, he's JoeKatt. No relation." Explained the girl called DarrkKatt.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" screamed a new voice. The figure that the voice belonged to was running down the airport hallway. It was a girl dressed completely in black, even her hair was dyed black. "IT'S 3 O'CLOCK!!!" she screamed.
What's so important about-OOF!" Kurama was cut off as DarrkKatt glomped him.
"HIILUVUHIILUVUHIILUVUIILUVU.etc."
As DarrkKatt glomped Kurama, Tig ran around in circles screaming, and Joe (JoeKatt, but we'll call him Joe from now on) was doing a disco/lap dance/break dance/thing with his hat (hard to explain. You really have to see it in real life to get it completely).
"Er." said the yyh gang (minus Kurama, he can't breathe) Oo
"Oh! HI!" said the new girl. "I'm Roh-Zee. I think you already know these people." she gestured behind her. As the gang looked, Touya, Jin, Kuronue, and Chu and into view.
"JIN!!!!" screamed Tig. She stopped running around in circles and glomped Jin. "And Kuronue!!!" she glomped him as well, dragging Jin behind her.
"TOUYA!!!!!!!! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" DarrkKatt dragged Kurama over as she glomped Touya and Kurama at the same time.
"I should probably explain their behavior," continued Roh-Zee, as though nothing had happened. "Everyday from 3pm to 6pm Joe, DarrkKatt, and Tig go completely insane. More so than usual, that is. Then at exactly 6pm, they stop suddenly and act as though nothing had happened. You get used to it."
Sarah decided to glomp Koenma at that point. While he was struggling to breathe, he gasped out, "How.about.her?"
"Nah, that's just Sarah." Roh-Zee said calmly, "She's always like that."
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Joe was screaming, again. But this time, he ran over to Shizuru, Botan, and Keiko and hugged them, tightly (aka: he glomped them to the point of no return.) "I WUZ OO!!" he said.in baby talk.
"Hey Joe!" exclaimed DarrkKatt, "Why don't ya do the mock strip tease?!"
"Yeah! Go Joe! Go Joe! Go Joe!!" Tig was chanting this as she did her fun little random dance (wow, she let go of Jin and Kuronue. THEY CAN BREATHE!).
Joe starts to mock strip (all of the yyh gang is staring at him.Oo). When his first shirt came off, it was revealed that he had 11 additional shirts underneath it, and 3 more shorts under the khakis.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He was spinning his shirt over his head like a helicopter. *imitates sexy music*
"HEY!!" Jin and Yusuke were speaking at the same time. "that looks like fun! Can we join?"
"Sure!" shouted joe over Shizuru's and Botan's chant ("Take it off! Take it off!") Next thing you know, Jin, Joe and Yusuke are all mock stripping (DarrkKatt: wish Kurma would. Tig: he probably would if you weren't strangling him. DarrkKatt: oh. but I no let go!!)
Kurama and Touya, at this point, were getting very annoyed at DarrkKatt. She had yet to let them go. As a matter of fact, it was bugging Kurama so much he was actually transforming back into the Youko. However, instead of getting screams, he got:
"AHHHH! HE'S WEARING A TOGA!!!!" screamed DarrkKatt. Joe and Tig both stopped dancing. All the students (Roh-Zee, Joe, DarrkKatt, Tig, and Sarah) started to do a war dance in a circle around the Youko.
"TOGA!!! TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA!!!!.."
'This is going to be a looong stay,' thought Youko Kurama to himself.
TBC...
(1) songs from the Rocky Horror Picture Show (I luv that show!!!-DK) (2) accurate descriptions of us, in real life (3) yins- yous or you pluralized. Distinctive in Pittsburgh
Ahem, little equation for all the readers: Read+Review=more chapters=more torture.
DarrkKatt: please note. THEY HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE SCHOOL YET!!!!! MMMMWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAA! TigerissLightwater: just think of what will happen when they do get there.
(trust us, we already know what's going to happen. but are you curious enough yet? Hint: Victoria's Secret. Nothing more till we get reviews!!!) CLICK THE BUTTON!!!!
Disclaimer: yet again, we own nothing. We'll tell you when we finally do (which would be never.)
Chapter 3: Meet the Students!
Yusuke and the others were staring at the three figures rolling across the airport floor in laughter. After about three minutes of this, they had calmed down enough to stand up.
The three figures were all about 15 years old, there were two girls and a guy. The boy was wearing a bright blue Hawaiian shirt with khaki shorts, and a fisherman hat with cargo pockets (yes!!! There are cargo pockets ON THE HAT!!) that said 'Kennywood'. His hair was blonde under the hat, and it went to his ears. The shorter of the two girls was wearing a camouflage shirt the said 'Ha! Now you can't see me.' and dark blue jeans with the bottoms rolled up. She also had a black hoodie wrapped around her waist and her red/brown hair was pulled back in a ponytail (down it would be about shoulder length. The taller girl was wearing black pants with many zippers and pockets, a red tank top under a black mesh hoodie, and she had many rings, bracelets and necklaces on. Her hair was long, wavy and brown. (2)
"Er." Koenma said slowly, "Are you the students that are going to watch us during our stay here?"
"Got a problem with that?" said the shorter girl.
"Well." Botan began, "The descriptions that we were given of you gave us the impression that you were older. Right now, you really aren't what we expected."
"Yins (3) were expecting older people?" said the taller girl. "Sorry to disappoint ya, but yins are stuck with us."
"Yep-yep-yep-yepper!" said the boy in a rather crazy voice.
At that moment, a black streak ran over to the yyh gang and tackled them all. The effect was like a domino rally. The black streak tackled Koenma, causing all the others to fall over in his wake.
"How yins guys doin'?" screamed the black streak in a Jersey accent. The black streak was actually a rather tall girl wearing black pants, tank and vest. Her hair was fairly short and she had sunglasses on top of her head. "Ya introduced yourselves yet?" she asked the other figures.
"Nah, we'll do that now," said the tall girl. "Hey there, I'm DarrkKatt, age 15, and your looking at my standard outfit."
"I'm TigerissLightwater," the shorter girl chimed in. "But call me Tig. Everyone else does."
"And I am Joe, the Almighty Ruler of Joedom!!!!" said the boy in a deep, trying-to-sound-important-but-failing-miserably voice.
"Actually, he's JoeKatt. No relation." Explained the girl called DarrkKatt.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" screamed a new voice. The figure that the voice belonged to was running down the airport hallway. It was a girl dressed completely in black, even her hair was dyed black. "IT'S 3 O'CLOCK!!!" she screamed.
What's so important about-OOF!" Kurama was cut off as DarrkKatt glomped him.
"HIILUVUHIILUVUHIILUVUIILUVU.etc."
As DarrkKatt glomped Kurama, Tig ran around in circles screaming, and Joe (JoeKatt, but we'll call him Joe from now on) was doing a disco/lap dance/break dance/thing with his hat (hard to explain. You really have to see it in real life to get it completely).
"Er." said the yyh gang (minus Kurama, he can't breathe) Oo
"Oh! HI!" said the new girl. "I'm Roh-Zee. I think you already know these people." she gestured behind her. As the gang looked, Touya, Jin, Kuronue, and Chu and into view.
"JIN!!!!" screamed Tig. She stopped running around in circles and glomped Jin. "And Kuronue!!!" she glomped him as well, dragging Jin behind her.
"TOUYA!!!!!!!! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" DarrkKatt dragged Kurama over as she glomped Touya and Kurama at the same time.
"I should probably explain their behavior," continued Roh-Zee, as though nothing had happened. "Everyday from 3pm to 6pm Joe, DarrkKatt, and Tig go completely insane. More so than usual, that is. Then at exactly 6pm, they stop suddenly and act as though nothing had happened. You get used to it."
Sarah decided to glomp Koenma at that point. While he was struggling to breathe, he gasped out, "How.about.her?"
"Nah, that's just Sarah." Roh-Zee said calmly, "She's always like that."
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Joe was screaming, again. But this time, he ran over to Shizuru, Botan, and Keiko and hugged them, tightly (aka: he glomped them to the point of no return.) "I WUZ OO!!" he said.in baby talk.
"Hey Joe!" exclaimed DarrkKatt, "Why don't ya do the mock strip tease?!"
"Yeah! Go Joe! Go Joe! Go Joe!!" Tig was chanting this as she did her fun little random dance (wow, she let go of Jin and Kuronue. THEY CAN BREATHE!).
Joe starts to mock strip (all of the yyh gang is staring at him.Oo). When his first shirt came off, it was revealed that he had 11 additional shirts underneath it, and 3 more shorts under the khakis.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He was spinning his shirt over his head like a helicopter. *imitates sexy music*
"HEY!!" Jin and Yusuke were speaking at the same time. "that looks like fun! Can we join?"
"Sure!" shouted joe over Shizuru's and Botan's chant ("Take it off! Take it off!") Next thing you know, Jin, Joe and Yusuke are all mock stripping (DarrkKatt: wish Kurma would. Tig: he probably would if you weren't strangling him. DarrkKatt: oh. but I no let go!!)
Kurama and Touya, at this point, were getting very annoyed at DarrkKatt. She had yet to let them go. As a matter of fact, it was bugging Kurama so much he was actually transforming back into the Youko. However, instead of getting screams, he got:
"AHHHH! HE'S WEARING A TOGA!!!!" screamed DarrkKatt. Joe and Tig both stopped dancing. All the students (Roh-Zee, Joe, DarrkKatt, Tig, and Sarah) started to do a war dance in a circle around the Youko.
"TOGA!!! TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA!!!!.."
'This is going to be a looong stay,' thought Youko Kurama to himself.
TBC...
(1) songs from the Rocky Horror Picture Show (I luv that show!!!-DK) (2) accurate descriptions of us, in real life (3) yins- yous or you pluralized. Distinctive in Pittsburgh
Ahem, little equation for all the readers: Read+Review=more chapters=more torture.
DarrkKatt: please note. THEY HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE SCHOOL YET!!!!! MMMMWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAA! TigerissLightwater: just think of what will happen when they do get there.
(trust us, we already know what's going to happen. but are you curious enough yet? Hint: Victoria's Secret. Nothing more till we get reviews!!!) CLICK THE BUTTON!!!!