AUTHOR'S NOTE: I got a song for Grand Moff Tarkin!
Grand Moff ManPremise: The slickest dude in the Empire.
To: ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man"
Clean shirt, new boots
He and the Emperor are in cahoots.
Sharp suit, slick hair,
He's a murderer with savoir faire.
He pulled the switch that blew up Alderaan
But everybody listens to the Grand Moff man.
Smooth voice, bold speech,
He's even holding on to Vader's leash.
Armed guards, Death Star,
Try to stop him and you won't get far
You'd better get a hold of the stolen plans
It's the only way of stopping the Grand Moff man.
X-Wings, laser blasts,
The Rebels attacked, and they made it fast.
Turret guns, fast TIEs,
Tarkin stayed aboard, which wasn't wise.
Luke blew the whole thing up, with an assist from Han
And that was the end of the Grand Moff man.