TigerissLightwater: *in incredibly bad English accent*
Heeeeeeeeelllllllllooooooooooo. Welcome to an amazing lesson on the many
uses of coconuts.
JoeKatt: First!!!! You can crack them open on your head, put them on your
chest.
DarrkKatt: *drops anvil on his head* SICKO!!
TigerissLightwater: *sweat drop* Ahem.um, you can also drink coconut milk.
JoeKatt and DarrkKatt: If you like pina coladas! And getting caught in the
rain! If your not into yoga!!.
TigerissLightwater: *hits both of them with frying pans* You two are having
waaaay too much fun!!! On with the new chapter!
Disclaimer: We don't even own our own computer DarrkKatt: You know what, I can't read. Random Lawyer Guy: We'll see about that! What does this say?! *holds up a piece of paper that says 'CAT' on it* DarrkKatt: ZOOOMBAFOO! Random Lawyer Guy: *sweat drop* I guess you can't. DarrkKatt: Go to hell, and leave us with this fic! *floos opens up and lawyer falls through* MMMWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAA!
Thank for all the reviews so far! NOW we'll start the fic.
Chapter 3: The Mall
After about an hour of chanting 'TOGA' around youko, the students (from now on we'll be called the Pitt Teens) grab the YYH gang and hop on a bus destined for.
"THE MALL?!" screamed Hiei, "With all those ningens?! I refuse!"
"Well, sorry Hiei," said Sarah. "But all of yins guys outfits don't really blend in all that well here."
"Yeah!" Tig added, "Yins want to mingle. We're going to Century III Mall!!"
"We're taking yins clothes shopping," DarrkKatt stated. "We're stopping at all our favorite shops. Yins might have a say in what yins wear, yins might not. It's our decision! MMWWWAAAHHAAAA!"
"'Mwwwwaaahhhhaaaaa'?" asked Joe, "What happened to 'mmmmmwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaa'?
"My throat hurts!"
"Oh."
Then the bus finally left the stop, eager to get rid of the hyper active teenagers.
45 min (yes it does take that long to get from the airport to the mall), 3 rounds of 'Joy to the World' and 2 rounds of 'Yellow Submarine' later:
"Dun-Dun-Dun-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Here we are!" chorused the Pitt Teens.
They were standing in front of, what appeared to be, a large, plain, two story building.
"This is it?!" asked the YYH girls.
"Not very impressive, is it?" Kurama asked Yusuke and Hiei.
"Hn." (guess who)
"HEY! Psycho-Pittsburgh-People! This is it?! What's in there, one food stand and two clothes stores?!" screamed/questioned Yusuke.
"AHHHHH! But appearances can be deceiving," said Tig.
At that they walked into the mall (no.not INTO the mall, INSIDE it. Though Yusuke did walk into a window thinking it was a door.) Appearances can, and were, deceiving. Inside, there was a plethora of stores, food courts, and even a large carousel. Apparently, most of the mall was underground. (1)
"Let's get started! Girls, you first!" DarrkKatt said in a sing-song voice.
"Alright, what's your style?" asked Joe, whipping out a clipboard and pen out of nowhere, "We got prep, not-so-prep, normal people wear, punk, and goth (2). Please pick one."
"Uh.Joe, let's just walk around until they see something they like," suggested Sarah.
"OTAY!"
2 hours, 37 min, 56.6 sec, 52 stores, and 5 accessory shops later:
"Okay!" Botan said cheerfully, "I think we're good!"
All the people (The YYH gang minus the girls, and the Pitt Teens) were carrying 10 extra large bags each.
"Ya think *pant* ya got enough?" asked Hiei while struggling with the packages.
"Your lucky! We took it easy! We could've gotten more," said Keiko sadly, looking in an Aeropostale shop.
"NO MORE! NO MORE!" screamed a panic-stricken Kurama.
"Girls, you are officially done!" announced/screamed Tig and DarrkKatt, "Boys, your turn! Be fast this time!"
"All the shops we went into were girly," said Kuronue. "There's no where in this mall that's good enough for tough guys like us."
"I wouldn't mind too much." Kurama said slowly.
"NO MAKE WORSE!" shouted Hiei.
The Pitt Teens, after these wonderful remarks, exchanged a few knowing smiles. They grabbed the YYH boys and took them to the center of the mall. They then proceeded to take them to the top floor.
"Where are we goin'?" asked Jin in his wonderful accent (which caused Tig to glomp him)
"You'll see." was all he got.
After walking past a few prep stores, they stopped. The Pitt Teens turned the YYH boys to the right. In front of them was a black store with punk rock/heavy metal music pounding out of it. Hot Topic. The guys eyes grew very, very big.
"Does this work for you tough guys?" asked DarrkKatt slyly, "It's our favorite store. Not bad, huh?"
"Let them go, guys," commanded Sarah. "They're starting to drool."
And at that, the group ransacked Hot Topic for all it was worth.
30 minutes later:
Nothing was left in Hot Topic, so everyone got back on the bus to go to their nw, temporary, homes. However, no bus ride is complete without a few songs.
Pitt Group: Let's do the time warp again! Let's do the time warp again! It's just a jump to the left *they all jump to the left* And then a step to the right! *all step to the right) With your hands on your hips *hand put on hips* You bring your knees in tight! *knock knees together* But it's the pelvic thrust *all do pelvic thrust* That really drives you insane *rotate hips in circle* Let's do the time warp again! Let's do the time warp again!
Hiei; GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M SORRY I KILLED THE BAKA! PLEASE GET ME OUT!.
Sorry again, Hiei, but your stuck. Now, they just have to survive band camp. *switches to announcer voice* Can and will they? Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter of 'Crazy Band Story'!
(1)It really is mostly underground. IT'S SO COOL! (2)We'e not going to go there, but punk and goth are two different things. We were in a four hour debate once over it, so we just won't go there.
TigerissLightwater: More ways for coconuts to be useful.lesson.thing. All three of them: We've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (deedeedeedee) there they are standing in a row (bompbompbomp) big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head.*go on for quite a while*
Read and Review! The REVIEW NAZIS know whether the survive band camp or not! DO YOU?! REVIEW AND FIND OUT!
Disclaimer: We don't even own our own computer DarrkKatt: You know what, I can't read. Random Lawyer Guy: We'll see about that! What does this say?! *holds up a piece of paper that says 'CAT' on it* DarrkKatt: ZOOOMBAFOO! Random Lawyer Guy: *sweat drop* I guess you can't. DarrkKatt: Go to hell, and leave us with this fic! *floos opens up and lawyer falls through* MMMWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAA!
Thank for all the reviews so far! NOW we'll start the fic.
Chapter 3: The Mall
After about an hour of chanting 'TOGA' around youko, the students (from now on we'll be called the Pitt Teens) grab the YYH gang and hop on a bus destined for.
"THE MALL?!" screamed Hiei, "With all those ningens?! I refuse!"
"Well, sorry Hiei," said Sarah. "But all of yins guys outfits don't really blend in all that well here."
"Yeah!" Tig added, "Yins want to mingle. We're going to Century III Mall!!"
"We're taking yins clothes shopping," DarrkKatt stated. "We're stopping at all our favorite shops. Yins might have a say in what yins wear, yins might not. It's our decision! MMWWWAAAHHAAAA!"
"'Mwwwwaaahhhhaaaaa'?" asked Joe, "What happened to 'mmmmmwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaa'?
"My throat hurts!"
"Oh."
Then the bus finally left the stop, eager to get rid of the hyper active teenagers.
45 min (yes it does take that long to get from the airport to the mall), 3 rounds of 'Joy to the World' and 2 rounds of 'Yellow Submarine' later:
"Dun-Dun-Dun-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Here we are!" chorused the Pitt Teens.
They were standing in front of, what appeared to be, a large, plain, two story building.
"This is it?!" asked the YYH girls.
"Not very impressive, is it?" Kurama asked Yusuke and Hiei.
"Hn." (guess who)
"HEY! Psycho-Pittsburgh-People! This is it?! What's in there, one food stand and two clothes stores?!" screamed/questioned Yusuke.
"AHHHHH! But appearances can be deceiving," said Tig.
At that they walked into the mall (no.not INTO the mall, INSIDE it. Though Yusuke did walk into a window thinking it was a door.) Appearances can, and were, deceiving. Inside, there was a plethora of stores, food courts, and even a large carousel. Apparently, most of the mall was underground. (1)
"Let's get started! Girls, you first!" DarrkKatt said in a sing-song voice.
"Alright, what's your style?" asked Joe, whipping out a clipboard and pen out of nowhere, "We got prep, not-so-prep, normal people wear, punk, and goth (2). Please pick one."
"Uh.Joe, let's just walk around until they see something they like," suggested Sarah.
"OTAY!"
2 hours, 37 min, 56.6 sec, 52 stores, and 5 accessory shops later:
"Okay!" Botan said cheerfully, "I think we're good!"
All the people (The YYH gang minus the girls, and the Pitt Teens) were carrying 10 extra large bags each.
"Ya think *pant* ya got enough?" asked Hiei while struggling with the packages.
"Your lucky! We took it easy! We could've gotten more," said Keiko sadly, looking in an Aeropostale shop.
"NO MORE! NO MORE!" screamed a panic-stricken Kurama.
"Girls, you are officially done!" announced/screamed Tig and DarrkKatt, "Boys, your turn! Be fast this time!"
"All the shops we went into were girly," said Kuronue. "There's no where in this mall that's good enough for tough guys like us."
"I wouldn't mind too much." Kurama said slowly.
"NO MAKE WORSE!" shouted Hiei.
The Pitt Teens, after these wonderful remarks, exchanged a few knowing smiles. They grabbed the YYH boys and took them to the center of the mall. They then proceeded to take them to the top floor.
"Where are we goin'?" asked Jin in his wonderful accent (which caused Tig to glomp him)
"You'll see." was all he got.
After walking past a few prep stores, they stopped. The Pitt Teens turned the YYH boys to the right. In front of them was a black store with punk rock/heavy metal music pounding out of it. Hot Topic. The guys eyes grew very, very big.
"Does this work for you tough guys?" asked DarrkKatt slyly, "It's our favorite store. Not bad, huh?"
"Let them go, guys," commanded Sarah. "They're starting to drool."
And at that, the group ransacked Hot Topic for all it was worth.
30 minutes later:
Nothing was left in Hot Topic, so everyone got back on the bus to go to their nw, temporary, homes. However, no bus ride is complete without a few songs.
Pitt Group: Let's do the time warp again! Let's do the time warp again! It's just a jump to the left *they all jump to the left* And then a step to the right! *all step to the right) With your hands on your hips *hand put on hips* You bring your knees in tight! *knock knees together* But it's the pelvic thrust *all do pelvic thrust* That really drives you insane *rotate hips in circle* Let's do the time warp again! Let's do the time warp again!
Hiei; GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M SORRY I KILLED THE BAKA! PLEASE GET ME OUT!.
Sorry again, Hiei, but your stuck. Now, they just have to survive band camp. *switches to announcer voice* Can and will they? Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter of 'Crazy Band Story'!
(1)It really is mostly underground. IT'S SO COOL! (2)We'e not going to go there, but punk and goth are two different things. We were in a four hour debate once over it, so we just won't go there.
TigerissLightwater: More ways for coconuts to be useful.lesson.thing. All three of them: We've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (deedeedeedee) there they are standing in a row (bompbompbomp) big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head.*go on for quite a while*
Read and Review! The REVIEW NAZIS know whether the survive band camp or not! DO YOU?! REVIEW AND FIND OUT!