AUTHOR'S NOTES: You know, I honestly hoped I'd never have to do a Pink song, but this one just wouldn't die. I guess podracing and "Full Throttle" go hand in hand.

Big Turbines

Premise: Podracing: The ultimate adrenaline rush.

To: Pink's "Feel Good Time"

[Sebulba cackles]

Go fast as we like,

We have big turbines,

We act like we don't have no brains,

We don't dare look back,

We stay on the track,

Dodging each calamity

Leaning into turns,

Ploughing through the dirt,

Keeping a tight grip on the reins,

Lots of body work,

Make opponents hurt,

Either win or go down in flames

Big turbines, engine whine,

(doo doo doo doo doo doo..)

Big turbines, engine whine,

(doo doo doo doo doo doo..)

Big turbines, (Real big turbines),

Engine whine, (Hear the engine whine!)

He-e-ey, it's Boonta Eve time!

Keep out of our way,

Lethal game we play,

Every single second's unsafe...

We're all real speed nuts,

It takes lots of guts,

Our velocity is insane,

Leaning into turns,

Ploughing through the dirt,

Keeping a tight grip on the reins,

Lots of body work,

Make opponents hurt,

Either win or go down in flames

Big turbines, engine whine,

(doo doo doo doo doo doo..)

Big turbines, engine whine,

(doo doo doo doo doo doo..)

Big turbines, (Real big turbines,),

Engine whine, (Hear the engine whine!)

He-e-ey, it's Boonta Eve time!

Doo doo doo doo.... baby.... expedite... yeah

(Either win or go down in flames)

Big turbines, engine whine,

(doo doo doo doo doo doo..)

Big turbines, engine whine,

(doo doo doo doo doo doo..)

Big turbines, (Real big turbines,),

Engine whine, (Hear the engine whine!)

Big turbines, engine whine…

Speed's good, Fees good,

Lots of high-speed stakes

Speed's good, Fees good,

I don't have no brakes,

Speed's good, Fees good,

Sound barrier breaks....yeah

Speed's good, Fees good,

I don't have no brakes!

He-e-ey, it's Boonta Eve time!