Tig: *is singing songs from fiddler on the roof* ^___^
Joe: What's up with her?
DarrkKatt: She writing this chapter and you knows what happens it this chapter, right?
Joe: No, what's happening?
DarrkKatt: It's the first day of band camp. Think about that..*shivers*
Joe: I sense.e~vil.much evil..
Tig: *runs up with a bag that seems full of stuff*
D.K.&Joe: o0; don't want to know.
Tig: *grins and snaps her finger* I've always wanted to do this.
*All yyh cast in the story appear sitting in chairs*
Yusuke: What the hell?!?!
Tig: Now Yusuke, do you really think that's very nice? I don't think so. *grins*
DarrkKatt: She's not.
Tig: *starts humming and gets to work*
DarrkKatt: She is.
Joe: Do I even want to know?
Tig: DONE!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
DarrkKatt: Hey, I wanted to do that.
*All yyh-cast have their hair up in sailor moon meatballs and those with to short hair (Yusuke, Koenma, and Touya) have bright pink ribbons everywhere*
Hiei: Stupid ningen! Let me out before I kill you!
Joe: *glances at Tigs reaction to that remark* Hiei you shouldn't of said that.
DarkKatt: *Looks at Tigs face* Tig, you are more evil then I thought. Actually, I already know a large extent of your evilness, but still...
Yukina: *who looks rather good with her hair like this* what are you going to do to Hiei?
Tig: Now don't worry; I'm only going to smash his pride and ego. Nothing to bad. *Snaps fingers and everyone is standing up. And Hiei.
Everyone minus Hiei fell over laughing. Why you ask? Simple! Hiei was wearing Sailor Chibi Moon costume. His hair was even redone into the little point things. And best of all (or worst, you pick) IT WAS NOW PINK!
Hiei: *looks at his cloths* NNNIIINNNGGGEEENNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tig: *grins like a fool and runs away laughing at Hiei trying to run in high heels after her*.
Joe and DarrkKatt just grin and shake their heads laughing.*
Both: on with the chapter!
Disclaimer: Okay, we went through enough of these already... Random Lawyer Guy: *From hell (think mustafa in Austin powers) I'll...SUE...YOU!!!!! DarrkKatt: Quick! GET THE GUN!!! Tig and Joe: *pull rifles out of nowhere* Locked cocked and loaded baby! DarrkKatt: *imitates Elmer Fudd* We're hunting Wawyers. Haaahaaahaaahaa...
Chapter 6: Band Camp, Day one, Part 2
In the last chapter of this crazy story, the yyh-gang had gotten to the school and received their instruments. Here are some lines to help you remember!!
Jin nodded slowly, but then asked, "Can I be in another section? I really don't know how to play drums."
McKeever thought about this, and then said, "Alright Jin. You can play- the trombone. We need some more."
Jin smiled and said, "Thanks"
McKeever led the two of them back into the storage room and gave Jin a trombone from the designated trombone shelf. (yes, the shelves are labeled) McKeever looked at his watch. He gasped.
"Both of you are going to be late! Get going!"
Both boys eyes got rather big. (the others had left) Insert a big question mark above their heads.
"THAT'S NOT GOOD!" screamed/explained McKeever. He chased them out of the band room. "Go to south lot!!" (that's where band camp is held for us. In a parking lot. Joy)
As the two ran out the door (well it was more like stager out the door for Yusuke) McKeever sighed. "Just when I think this band can't get any more crazy, we get exchange students..."
Outside, the boys quickly found out, to their great dismay, that the band room was on one side of the school and the south parking lot (where everyone was working) was the length of the school away. (1/8 of a mile, or a 5 minute walk at normal pace. Depends on how you look at it)
"Hey Urameshi!" Jin stated as both ran for their lives from the little green go-cart-like-thing that McKeever was now chasing them in. (we call it the GATOR in case you were wondering) "Do you think 'e's is why band members rarely ever late?"
"Where *pant* did you *pant* learn that band *pant* member are rarely *pant* late?" Yusuke managed to wheeze out because he was running with a large 50-pound drum strapped to his chest. (how does he do it?)
Jin hugged his trombone closer to his chest while running for his life. "Tig gave me en' Kuronue a basic band briefing last night. Did you know this is 'er first year in band too?"
Yusuke kept running as fast as he could. Which wasn't very fast at the moment. "Really? *pant pant* It's her first year? *pant* All well. We *pant* didn't get *pant* a briefing or anything. *pant pant* Just her little brother and crazy dog peeing *pant and shiver* everywhere." (really, that's how it works at my house-DarrkKatt)
By this time, both teens crying anime style and grinning. Why, you ask? Simple, McKeever was grinning like a mad man and was beeping to horn at them. He was directly behind them now. When they finally got to south lot, Yusuke went to see Koenma and Sarah so he could learn how to play his new drum. Jin saw everyone else, besides Botan and Shizuru, who were already working with their flags, and went to sit with them by a column.
DarrkKatt saw what he was holding and grinned. "I see you play the trombone! Have fun! You'll like the section, their insane!"
Jin grinned. "At home games, I play the bag-pipes too!" He looked at Touya, still grinning. "I told you that it would come in handy some day frost boy! HA!" At that little statement, DarrkKatt and Joe began to laugh. (you'll find out why later, it has to do with bagpipes and out school)
Touya had a rather funny sweat drop look on his face (like this, -.- \\ ), which caused everyone present to laugh again. Tig gave Jin a rather big hug. (she doesn't need a reason, folks!)
Joe stood up. So did the rest of the Pitt-teens present. "Its time for basics! Good luck, have fun and quick! To the BATCAVE!!!!" He struck a stupid pose and crazy marched away.
The yyh-teens followed. How hard could this 'basics' be? The very name implied it was rather basic. (Sorry, I couldn't stop myself. The upcoming horror! Note: very true what happens next)
Last 3/4 of basics:
The drill instructor, who went by Dale, was yelling at Kurama: (his voice cracks when he yells. quite funny) "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? YOUR HORN ANGLE SHOULD BE TEN DEGREES ABOVE EYE LEVEL! NOT AT EYE LEVEL!"
This really ticked Kurama off because his horn was ten degrees above his eye level. And being one who had next to no sleep the night before due to DarrkKatts dog, he did the only thing he could. Which was to go Youko. And once again, there were no screams of fear. There were screams from almost every female member of the band (obvious reasons). And then some one shouted, "HE'S WEARING A TOGA!" Which resulted in..
The entire band (drums and silks included, and one staff member called Lyle) doing the same war dance as before (you know, in the airport?...) only they were in circles around him; one circle was going clockwise and the one next to it was counter-clockwise, so on and so forth. There are easily about 130-150 people in the band. Oh yes, they were all yelling, "TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!" Youko Kurama just sweat dropped the entire time. The rest of the yyh-cast just stood on the sidelines watching with huge sweat drops.
Dale turned to McKeever while scratching his head. "Well if you look, they are all in perfect step."
And so what would forever be know as the Toga scene ended with basics. Now for drill; which by the way, lasts four hours; basics lasts one.
Lunch break:
Everyone had sat down in the shade. But the drum line was still out there playing. Anyone could tell that Yusuke was pissed. And class (readers, you are now the class!), what does Yusuke do when he's pissed? That's right! Rei-gun time! And that's just what he did.
"REI-GUN!" And with those words, Yusuke's bass drum was destroyed. There was much staring. And ever stare had a dropped jaw to go with it.
End result: Lauri, was as predicted, after Yusuke's head. Please note: Lauri is a guy. Big on discipline, don't piss him off. Worse than Yusuke. Only thing stopping him from killing was the fact that Yusuke was an exchange student.
So that does that mean class? Correct, the entire gang looses their powers and all non-human appendages. (hey, it was one of their requirements not to use their powers! remember when the ogre said something really fast at the end of ch. 1? Go back and look closely if you don't believe us)
Few minutes later:
"Is it like this every year?" Kuronue asked his hostess (Tig).
Tig blinked and shrugged. "I have no clue, DarrkKatt?"
DarrkKatt sighed. "What you smoking? Of course it is! The band is insane, but INCREDIBLY good. Our drum line works very hard, and they're insane. Plus, band camp is hell! You hear me? HELL! Now, go meet the staff whom you will see constantly these next few days!"
There was a collective sigh, and a couple of sweat drops.
Joe blinked and looked up. "Know what? I just thought of something. Since you guys don't have your powers, you just like the rest of us, plain humans."
That's when Hiei screamed: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAA NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Translation: NO! ANYTHING BUT A NINGEN!)
As anyone can guess, Hiei took that fact rather badly. Poor dem -erm- guy.
And so, to make a very long story short (Tig: plus I'm out of ideas) drill was very painful, long, hot and rather boring. Then Jin, Kuronue, and Tig walked home on the highway. That took half an hour. Kurama went back to DarrkKatts' house and feel asleep among a psycho little brother and an even crazier dog. (my dog is adorable! she's and English Setter with black spots instead of brown! And short hair!-DarrkKatt)
So ends chapter 6 of the crazy band story!! WE ARE REVIEW NAZIS!!!!!! (shut up, DarrkKatt)
Please, if you would be kind enough, review!
Hiei: I WANT MY JAGAN!!
Yusuke: I WANT MY REI-GUN!!
Kurama: I WANT SLEEP!! AND MY ROSE-WHIP!
Botan: I WANT MY OAR!!
Kuronue: I WANT MY WINGS AND POINTY EARS! (They're normal now.)
Jin: I WANT MY EARS BACK!! AND HORN AND FANG!! I WANT MY FANG!!
Koenma: I WANT BY BINKEY!!! (Everyone laughs for five minutes.)
Note: ningen-human
Joe: What's up with her?
DarrkKatt: She writing this chapter and you knows what happens it this chapter, right?
Joe: No, what's happening?
DarrkKatt: It's the first day of band camp. Think about that..*shivers*
Joe: I sense.e~vil.much evil..
Tig: *runs up with a bag that seems full of stuff*
D.K.&Joe: o0; don't want to know.
Tig: *grins and snaps her finger* I've always wanted to do this.
*All yyh cast in the story appear sitting in chairs*
Yusuke: What the hell?!?!
Tig: Now Yusuke, do you really think that's very nice? I don't think so. *grins*
DarrkKatt: She's not.
Tig: *starts humming and gets to work*
DarrkKatt: She is.
Joe: Do I even want to know?
Tig: DONE!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
DarrkKatt: Hey, I wanted to do that.
*All yyh-cast have their hair up in sailor moon meatballs and those with to short hair (Yusuke, Koenma, and Touya) have bright pink ribbons everywhere*
Hiei: Stupid ningen! Let me out before I kill you!
Joe: *glances at Tigs reaction to that remark* Hiei you shouldn't of said that.
DarkKatt: *Looks at Tigs face* Tig, you are more evil then I thought. Actually, I already know a large extent of your evilness, but still...
Yukina: *who looks rather good with her hair like this* what are you going to do to Hiei?
Tig: Now don't worry; I'm only going to smash his pride and ego. Nothing to bad. *Snaps fingers and everyone is standing up. And Hiei.
Everyone minus Hiei fell over laughing. Why you ask? Simple! Hiei was wearing Sailor Chibi Moon costume. His hair was even redone into the little point things. And best of all (or worst, you pick) IT WAS NOW PINK!
Hiei: *looks at his cloths* NNNIIINNNGGGEEENNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tig: *grins like a fool and runs away laughing at Hiei trying to run in high heels after her*.
Joe and DarrkKatt just grin and shake their heads laughing.*
Both: on with the chapter!
Disclaimer: Okay, we went through enough of these already... Random Lawyer Guy: *From hell (think mustafa in Austin powers) I'll...SUE...YOU!!!!! DarrkKatt: Quick! GET THE GUN!!! Tig and Joe: *pull rifles out of nowhere* Locked cocked and loaded baby! DarrkKatt: *imitates Elmer Fudd* We're hunting Wawyers. Haaahaaahaaahaa...
Chapter 6: Band Camp, Day one, Part 2
In the last chapter of this crazy story, the yyh-gang had gotten to the school and received their instruments. Here are some lines to help you remember!!
Jin nodded slowly, but then asked, "Can I be in another section? I really don't know how to play drums."
McKeever thought about this, and then said, "Alright Jin. You can play- the trombone. We need some more."
Jin smiled and said, "Thanks"
McKeever led the two of them back into the storage room and gave Jin a trombone from the designated trombone shelf. (yes, the shelves are labeled) McKeever looked at his watch. He gasped.
"Both of you are going to be late! Get going!"
Both boys eyes got rather big. (the others had left) Insert a big question mark above their heads.
"THAT'S NOT GOOD!" screamed/explained McKeever. He chased them out of the band room. "Go to south lot!!" (that's where band camp is held for us. In a parking lot. Joy)
As the two ran out the door (well it was more like stager out the door for Yusuke) McKeever sighed. "Just when I think this band can't get any more crazy, we get exchange students..."
Outside, the boys quickly found out, to their great dismay, that the band room was on one side of the school and the south parking lot (where everyone was working) was the length of the school away. (1/8 of a mile, or a 5 minute walk at normal pace. Depends on how you look at it)
"Hey Urameshi!" Jin stated as both ran for their lives from the little green go-cart-like-thing that McKeever was now chasing them in. (we call it the GATOR in case you were wondering) "Do you think 'e's is why band members rarely ever late?"
"Where *pant* did you *pant* learn that band *pant* member are rarely *pant* late?" Yusuke managed to wheeze out because he was running with a large 50-pound drum strapped to his chest. (how does he do it?)
Jin hugged his trombone closer to his chest while running for his life. "Tig gave me en' Kuronue a basic band briefing last night. Did you know this is 'er first year in band too?"
Yusuke kept running as fast as he could. Which wasn't very fast at the moment. "Really? *pant pant* It's her first year? *pant* All well. We *pant* didn't get *pant* a briefing or anything. *pant pant* Just her little brother and crazy dog peeing *pant and shiver* everywhere." (really, that's how it works at my house-DarrkKatt)
By this time, both teens crying anime style and grinning. Why, you ask? Simple, McKeever was grinning like a mad man and was beeping to horn at them. He was directly behind them now. When they finally got to south lot, Yusuke went to see Koenma and Sarah so he could learn how to play his new drum. Jin saw everyone else, besides Botan and Shizuru, who were already working with their flags, and went to sit with them by a column.
DarrkKatt saw what he was holding and grinned. "I see you play the trombone! Have fun! You'll like the section, their insane!"
Jin grinned. "At home games, I play the bag-pipes too!" He looked at Touya, still grinning. "I told you that it would come in handy some day frost boy! HA!" At that little statement, DarrkKatt and Joe began to laugh. (you'll find out why later, it has to do with bagpipes and out school)
Touya had a rather funny sweat drop look on his face (like this, -.- \\ ), which caused everyone present to laugh again. Tig gave Jin a rather big hug. (she doesn't need a reason, folks!)
Joe stood up. So did the rest of the Pitt-teens present. "Its time for basics! Good luck, have fun and quick! To the BATCAVE!!!!" He struck a stupid pose and crazy marched away.
The yyh-teens followed. How hard could this 'basics' be? The very name implied it was rather basic. (Sorry, I couldn't stop myself. The upcoming horror! Note: very true what happens next)
Last 3/4 of basics:
The drill instructor, who went by Dale, was yelling at Kurama: (his voice cracks when he yells. quite funny) "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? YOUR HORN ANGLE SHOULD BE TEN DEGREES ABOVE EYE LEVEL! NOT AT EYE LEVEL!"
This really ticked Kurama off because his horn was ten degrees above his eye level. And being one who had next to no sleep the night before due to DarrkKatts dog, he did the only thing he could. Which was to go Youko. And once again, there were no screams of fear. There were screams from almost every female member of the band (obvious reasons). And then some one shouted, "HE'S WEARING A TOGA!" Which resulted in..
The entire band (drums and silks included, and one staff member called Lyle) doing the same war dance as before (you know, in the airport?...) only they were in circles around him; one circle was going clockwise and the one next to it was counter-clockwise, so on and so forth. There are easily about 130-150 people in the band. Oh yes, they were all yelling, "TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!" Youko Kurama just sweat dropped the entire time. The rest of the yyh-cast just stood on the sidelines watching with huge sweat drops.
Dale turned to McKeever while scratching his head. "Well if you look, they are all in perfect step."
And so what would forever be know as the Toga scene ended with basics. Now for drill; which by the way, lasts four hours; basics lasts one.
Lunch break:
Everyone had sat down in the shade. But the drum line was still out there playing. Anyone could tell that Yusuke was pissed. And class (readers, you are now the class!), what does Yusuke do when he's pissed? That's right! Rei-gun time! And that's just what he did.
"REI-GUN!" And with those words, Yusuke's bass drum was destroyed. There was much staring. And ever stare had a dropped jaw to go with it.
End result: Lauri, was as predicted, after Yusuke's head. Please note: Lauri is a guy. Big on discipline, don't piss him off. Worse than Yusuke. Only thing stopping him from killing was the fact that Yusuke was an exchange student.
So that does that mean class? Correct, the entire gang looses their powers and all non-human appendages. (hey, it was one of their requirements not to use their powers! remember when the ogre said something really fast at the end of ch. 1? Go back and look closely if you don't believe us)
Few minutes later:
"Is it like this every year?" Kuronue asked his hostess (Tig).
Tig blinked and shrugged. "I have no clue, DarrkKatt?"
DarrkKatt sighed. "What you smoking? Of course it is! The band is insane, but INCREDIBLY good. Our drum line works very hard, and they're insane. Plus, band camp is hell! You hear me? HELL! Now, go meet the staff whom you will see constantly these next few days!"
There was a collective sigh, and a couple of sweat drops.
Joe blinked and looked up. "Know what? I just thought of something. Since you guys don't have your powers, you just like the rest of us, plain humans."
That's when Hiei screamed: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAA NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Translation: NO! ANYTHING BUT A NINGEN!)
As anyone can guess, Hiei took that fact rather badly. Poor dem -erm- guy.
And so, to make a very long story short (Tig: plus I'm out of ideas) drill was very painful, long, hot and rather boring. Then Jin, Kuronue, and Tig walked home on the highway. That took half an hour. Kurama went back to DarrkKatts' house and feel asleep among a psycho little brother and an even crazier dog. (my dog is adorable! she's and English Setter with black spots instead of brown! And short hair!-DarrkKatt)
So ends chapter 6 of the crazy band story!! WE ARE REVIEW NAZIS!!!!!! (shut up, DarrkKatt)
Please, if you would be kind enough, review!
Hiei: I WANT MY JAGAN!!
Yusuke: I WANT MY REI-GUN!!
Kurama: I WANT SLEEP!! AND MY ROSE-WHIP!
Botan: I WANT MY OAR!!
Kuronue: I WANT MY WINGS AND POINTY EARS! (They're normal now.)
Jin: I WANT MY EARS BACK!! AND HORN AND FANG!! I WANT MY FANG!!
Koenma: I WANT BY BINKEY!!! (Everyone laughs for five minutes.)
Note: ningen-human