AUTHOR'S NOTES: I'm back! I've likely lost my entire fan base over the summer, but what the heck. Here we go. I finally got a song about Lando. RIP Robert Palmer.

Lando Dee Calrissian

Premise: Han's gonna look in on an old buddy. A scoundrel – you'd like him. And yes, I know Lando doesn't have a middle name, but I needed an extra syllable. Sue me. Whoa! Where'd all these ugly dancing women come from?

To: Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible"

He trusts his intuition
With cash, he's a magician
He's a real good tactician
He's a man, he's not a system

He follows his own course, doesn't need the Force
He swipes up the dough, without any remorse
He used to be a friend to me, so let's find him
Lando Dee Calrissian, Lando Dee Calrissian

He's a con man in remission,
He's got a high position
I see he's found fruition
No Imperial opposition

He's above the law, and he's quick on the draw
His luck has no flaws, let's find him because
He used to be a friend to me, so let's find him
Lando Dee Calrissian (He's refined, there's no tellin' how his money's spent)

Lando Dee Calrissian (A mastermind, I'm glad he's a guy I know)
Lando Dee Calrissian (He's refined, there's no tellin' how his money's spent)
Lando Dee Calrissian (A mastermind, I'm glad he's a guy I know)

Looks like we need him, as we're up against the wall
Because the hyperdrive is not working at all
I'm a little hesitant to place Lando a call
But he's in good with me, so let's find him
Lando Dee Calrissian (He's refined, there's no tellin' how his money's spent)
Lando Dee Calrissian (A mastermind, I'm glad he's a guy I know)

He's surrounded by suspicion
On his floating acquisition

But we need his technicians,
So ignore your premonition

He follows his own course, doesn't need the Force
He swipes up the dough, without any remorse
He used to be a friend to me, so let's find him

Lando Dee Calrissian (He's refined, there's no tellin' how his money's spent)
Lando Dee Calrissian (A mastermind, I'm glad he's a guy I know)
Lando Dee Calrissian (He's refined, there's no tellin' how his money's spent)
Lando Dee Calrissian (A mastermind, I'm glad he's a guy I know)

Lando Dee Calrissian!