DarrkKatt: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!
Tig: *a scared look is plastered to her face, considering that DarrkKatt is
hugging her and not letting go* THAT'S IT! WE ARE CUTTING YOU OFF ORBIT GUM
FROM THIS POINT ON!!!
DarrkKatt: *let's go, gets down on knees and does an overdramatic yell*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joe: You said that too early! We're supposed to have a mock light saber
fight first!
DarrkKatt: Oh yeah!
*pull plastic light up light sabers out of no where and begin to fight*
DarrkKatt: *in a high pitched, squeally voice* You killed my father! Or was
it my cousin that is the same age as me on mom's side of the family?
Joe: No, Luke- er- DarrkKatt. I wish I was related to you, but I am your
father!
DarrkKatt: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hey, wait! Then who's that on the couch
drinking tea and watching movies?
Tig: A burglar that broke into your house and took your tea and then
decided to take a break and drink some?
Joe: This is getting wierd and off subject. So can we change the subject
altogether?
DarrkKatt: I know! We can have a toga party for a birthday party! TOGA TOGA
TOGA!
All: WOOOO! *get togas from nowhere and put them on* TOGA PARTY, BABY!
We will leave you on that note...
Disclaimer: We're still looking for that lawyer that will not die and stay in hell! Give us some time here! Now, if we only had a gun like Nicholas Wolfwood....(Trigun, he has a kick ass gun. DarrkKatt: I want one... Joe: NO! HER AND GUNS ARE BAD!)
Crazy Band Story: Chapter 7 (WOW! 7! AMAZING!) Band camp, Day 2
After a wonderfully relaxing night at DarrkKatt's (sarcasm. Nights at my house are never relaxing. And people wonder why I suffer from insomnia- DarrkKatt), everyone who was at her house (we post list later) got up at 6 am to an air horn.
"C'MON MAGGOTS!" screamed DarrkKatt, "Rise and shine hard charges! Another day to fight on the front! JOIN ME!!!"
"When did we join the army?" asked a grumpy Yusuke.
"Your not in the army, MAGGOT! Your," all stare at her while she does a two step jig while singing. "In the navy! In the navy!"
"AHH! Stop singing and dancing!" a freaked out Hiei screamed at the hyper-active Pitt-Teen dancing in front of them.
"Then get off your lazy ass and let's go!" DarrkKatt finally stopped doing her jig, "Hell awaits us on this fine day! Quick! To the band room!!"
1 hour and 15 minutes later (they all had to get dressed, eat, grab water [needed, trust us] and find the keys to the car. Nat bad at all, considering that it's my house-DarrkKatt)
"We're ba-ack!"
"I'm already sick of this school," muttered Kurama. "And we've only been here one day."
"Did you say something?" asked DarrkKatt as she glared in his direction, "If you did, you will be publicly humiliated. In front of the whole band. Similar to what Joe will do today, except involuntarily!"
"Should I be scared?" asked Yusuke to Hiei. The response was just a shrug.
Running into the band room (why? Because they felt like it!) they grabbed their instruments and sat down, waiting for more to arrive. Sure enough, Tig, Joe and Sarah walked in a few seconds later, followed by Koenma, Kuronue and Jin.
Tig spotted them, and said, "Roh-Zee no here?"
"What you talking about? I right here! I early, for once!" Roh-Zee ran through the door and jumped on a chair. She was soon followed by the YYH girls, though they were more, um, subdued. Actually, they were asleep on their feet, but who cares?
"W-why does it have to begin so early?" yawned Botan.
"So we can get out around lunch time!!!!" screamed Sarah in Botan's ear. Botan jumped and ran as far as she could from Sarah as possible.
"ALRIGHTY, PEOPLE!!" shouted Dale (with his voice cracking, like it always does.) "TO SOUTH LOT!! NOW!!!"
Trying not to laugh, all off the Pitt-Teens and YYH gang members reported to south lot, for...basics.
At basics:
"Mark time mark move and one two ready go!" said Dale clapping to a beat that only his head can figure out. As he clapped, the band people moved their feet and marched in time. "Alright! Not bad! Now, plus sign! Mark time..."
Kurama, muttering out of the side of his mouth to Tig. "What's the plus sign?"
"Oh, shit. Yu don't know! Ugh, your screwed. Go with the flow...And hope for the best."
As the band began to move, the YYH gang was at a complete loss. What was this plus sign? The band moved forward, and the YYH gang continued to move forward, until they ran smack into the person in front of them. The band was going backwards. It caused a domino effect (a lot of things cause a domino effect in our band.)
We won't go into it, but the rest of basics resulted in the entire band chasing the YYH cast with their various instruments. Including the tuba. Which is very amusing to think about Yusuke getting beat up by a tuba that's still attached to the player...WAIT! We're losing the point of the story! Let's skip to the LUNCH BREAK!! (actually, it's a brunch break, but we won't go there. It's not even a brunch break!! It's a mid-morning-yet earlier-than-that-break-thingy!!!-Joe)
Lunch Break where Joe does the voluntary humiliation:
"Give me some of that!!!" Touya was fighting Tig for half a pb&j sandwich. He was losing, and Tig ad him in a head lock and was giving him noogies. (DarrkKatt- HER NOOGIES HURT!!!)
"SAY 'PLEASE, TIG, MAY I HAVE SOME OF YOUR WONDERFUL PB&J SANDWICH!!!!! SAY IT!!!"
"NEVER! OW! STOP IT WITH THOSE NOOGIES!!!!!"
'What an amusing site' thought DarrkKatt as she looked on. Then, suddenly, Joe stood up and walked into the middle of south lot. 'Is he gonna do it now? I could use a bit of a hysterical-laugh-and-roll-around- like-you-were-drunk moment.'
"HEY!!! EVERYONE!!!" Joe screamed at the top of his lungs. (D.K. and Tig: Ow! LOUD!!!) All who were in the band stopped whatever they were doing and turned to look at him. "TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!"
Joe then began to mock strip again, but this time he actually took his shirt off the whole way. Revealed under his button down Hawaiian shirt was...
"OH MY GOD HE'S WEARING A BRA!!!" screamed Jin at the top of his lungs. Sure enough, it was true. Joe was wearing a hot pink bra with little smiley faced hearts all over it. Why was he wearing it? Well, while the girls were shopping in the mall, the Pitt-Teens dared Joe to go into Victoria's secret and buy a bra. He said anything but lace, and that was the only thing with no lace!!!!!!
"WOOO! JOE!! YOU ARE SO GONNA BE AT MY BACHELORETTE PARTY!!!" screamed a bass drum named Jordan.
At that moment, a short kid with spiked hair popped out of nowhere.
"Joe! You will pay for your insanity that goes beyond the same!! My name is Magus!! Prepare to be beaten!!!" Magus picked up the shortest trumpet player (T.M., and he's about 4' 10". Not joking)
"HOMERUN SWING ATTACK!!!" and at that, he swung T.M. at Joe and knocked him clear out of south lot. Then, Magus disappeared again. (Magus is a real person, and he pops up at random times in all my stories.- DarrkKatt)
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" was all anyone could get out of Joe for the rest of the day when they found him. A mile away. In some dudes swimming pool....
We'll skip drill, because nothing interesting ever happens, and go right to sectionals!! The band has sectionals every Tuesday and Thursday. Just so you know.
Mello sectionals:
"AHHH!!! SWIVEL CHAIRS!!"
Basically, the whole mello section was having a swivel chair derby down the very long main hallway.
Trombone:
"So are you another joe?" asked Jin.
"Yes, but I am EVIL JOE!!!!"
Jin:@_@ 'this is gonna be a looooong season...'
Tuba:
"I challenge you!!"
"No! I challenge you!!!"
"No I challenge you!!!" (goes on for quite some time)
Drums:
"BAWITABA! BAWITABA!!!" Yusuke joins in at free will. It is Yusuke, after all.
Flutes:
"I love *insert name*!!!!" All the flutes do this...it lasts over an hour...
"I LUV FRANK-N-FURTER!!!" Go Jen! Go Jen!! (sorry, one of my buds is a flute. Her name is Jen. We think very much alike, though not as much as me, Joe and Tig. -DarrkKatt)
Clarinets:
Sword fighting and dancing around to rap music. Keiko: @_@'I no like rap...'
Saxes:
Kuronue is clinging to the teacher (with every other male in the saxes, which is all but one) saying over and over: "will you marry me? Will you marry me?..."
and that was all that happened on band camp day 2. The last day of band camp is GUARANTEED to be the funniest. Trust us.
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Disclaimer: We're still looking for that lawyer that will not die and stay in hell! Give us some time here! Now, if we only had a gun like Nicholas Wolfwood....(Trigun, he has a kick ass gun. DarrkKatt: I want one... Joe: NO! HER AND GUNS ARE BAD!)
Crazy Band Story: Chapter 7 (WOW! 7! AMAZING!) Band camp, Day 2
After a wonderfully relaxing night at DarrkKatt's (sarcasm. Nights at my house are never relaxing. And people wonder why I suffer from insomnia- DarrkKatt), everyone who was at her house (we post list later) got up at 6 am to an air horn.
"C'MON MAGGOTS!" screamed DarrkKatt, "Rise and shine hard charges! Another day to fight on the front! JOIN ME!!!"
"When did we join the army?" asked a grumpy Yusuke.
"Your not in the army, MAGGOT! Your," all stare at her while she does a two step jig while singing. "In the navy! In the navy!"
"AHH! Stop singing and dancing!" a freaked out Hiei screamed at the hyper-active Pitt-Teen dancing in front of them.
"Then get off your lazy ass and let's go!" DarrkKatt finally stopped doing her jig, "Hell awaits us on this fine day! Quick! To the band room!!"
1 hour and 15 minutes later (they all had to get dressed, eat, grab water [needed, trust us] and find the keys to the car. Nat bad at all, considering that it's my house-DarrkKatt)
"We're ba-ack!"
"I'm already sick of this school," muttered Kurama. "And we've only been here one day."
"Did you say something?" asked DarrkKatt as she glared in his direction, "If you did, you will be publicly humiliated. In front of the whole band. Similar to what Joe will do today, except involuntarily!"
"Should I be scared?" asked Yusuke to Hiei. The response was just a shrug.
Running into the band room (why? Because they felt like it!) they grabbed their instruments and sat down, waiting for more to arrive. Sure enough, Tig, Joe and Sarah walked in a few seconds later, followed by Koenma, Kuronue and Jin.
Tig spotted them, and said, "Roh-Zee no here?"
"What you talking about? I right here! I early, for once!" Roh-Zee ran through the door and jumped on a chair. She was soon followed by the YYH girls, though they were more, um, subdued. Actually, they were asleep on their feet, but who cares?
"W-why does it have to begin so early?" yawned Botan.
"So we can get out around lunch time!!!!" screamed Sarah in Botan's ear. Botan jumped and ran as far as she could from Sarah as possible.
"ALRIGHTY, PEOPLE!!" shouted Dale (with his voice cracking, like it always does.) "TO SOUTH LOT!! NOW!!!"
Trying not to laugh, all off the Pitt-Teens and YYH gang members reported to south lot, for...basics.
At basics:
"Mark time mark move and one two ready go!" said Dale clapping to a beat that only his head can figure out. As he clapped, the band people moved their feet and marched in time. "Alright! Not bad! Now, plus sign! Mark time..."
Kurama, muttering out of the side of his mouth to Tig. "What's the plus sign?"
"Oh, shit. Yu don't know! Ugh, your screwed. Go with the flow...And hope for the best."
As the band began to move, the YYH gang was at a complete loss. What was this plus sign? The band moved forward, and the YYH gang continued to move forward, until they ran smack into the person in front of them. The band was going backwards. It caused a domino effect (a lot of things cause a domino effect in our band.)
We won't go into it, but the rest of basics resulted in the entire band chasing the YYH cast with their various instruments. Including the tuba. Which is very amusing to think about Yusuke getting beat up by a tuba that's still attached to the player...WAIT! We're losing the point of the story! Let's skip to the LUNCH BREAK!! (actually, it's a brunch break, but we won't go there. It's not even a brunch break!! It's a mid-morning-yet earlier-than-that-break-thingy!!!-Joe)
Lunch Break where Joe does the voluntary humiliation:
"Give me some of that!!!" Touya was fighting Tig for half a pb&j sandwich. He was losing, and Tig ad him in a head lock and was giving him noogies. (DarrkKatt- HER NOOGIES HURT!!!)
"SAY 'PLEASE, TIG, MAY I HAVE SOME OF YOUR WONDERFUL PB&J SANDWICH!!!!! SAY IT!!!"
"NEVER! OW! STOP IT WITH THOSE NOOGIES!!!!!"
'What an amusing site' thought DarrkKatt as she looked on. Then, suddenly, Joe stood up and walked into the middle of south lot. 'Is he gonna do it now? I could use a bit of a hysterical-laugh-and-roll-around- like-you-were-drunk moment.'
"HEY!!! EVERYONE!!!" Joe screamed at the top of his lungs. (D.K. and Tig: Ow! LOUD!!!) All who were in the band stopped whatever they were doing and turned to look at him. "TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!"
Joe then began to mock strip again, but this time he actually took his shirt off the whole way. Revealed under his button down Hawaiian shirt was...
"OH MY GOD HE'S WEARING A BRA!!!" screamed Jin at the top of his lungs. Sure enough, it was true. Joe was wearing a hot pink bra with little smiley faced hearts all over it. Why was he wearing it? Well, while the girls were shopping in the mall, the Pitt-Teens dared Joe to go into Victoria's secret and buy a bra. He said anything but lace, and that was the only thing with no lace!!!!!!
"WOOO! JOE!! YOU ARE SO GONNA BE AT MY BACHELORETTE PARTY!!!" screamed a bass drum named Jordan.
At that moment, a short kid with spiked hair popped out of nowhere.
"Joe! You will pay for your insanity that goes beyond the same!! My name is Magus!! Prepare to be beaten!!!" Magus picked up the shortest trumpet player (T.M., and he's about 4' 10". Not joking)
"HOMERUN SWING ATTACK!!!" and at that, he swung T.M. at Joe and knocked him clear out of south lot. Then, Magus disappeared again. (Magus is a real person, and he pops up at random times in all my stories.- DarrkKatt)
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" was all anyone could get out of Joe for the rest of the day when they found him. A mile away. In some dudes swimming pool....
We'll skip drill, because nothing interesting ever happens, and go right to sectionals!! The band has sectionals every Tuesday and Thursday. Just so you know.
Mello sectionals:
"AHHH!!! SWIVEL CHAIRS!!"
Basically, the whole mello section was having a swivel chair derby down the very long main hallway.
Trombone:
"So are you another joe?" asked Jin.
"Yes, but I am EVIL JOE!!!!"
Jin:@_@ 'this is gonna be a looooong season...'
Tuba:
"I challenge you!!"
"No! I challenge you!!!"
"No I challenge you!!!" (goes on for quite some time)
Drums:
"BAWITABA! BAWITABA!!!" Yusuke joins in at free will. It is Yusuke, after all.
Flutes:
"I love *insert name*!!!!" All the flutes do this...it lasts over an hour...
"I LUV FRANK-N-FURTER!!!" Go Jen! Go Jen!! (sorry, one of my buds is a flute. Her name is Jen. We think very much alike, though not as much as me, Joe and Tig. -DarrkKatt)
Clarinets:
Sword fighting and dancing around to rap music. Keiko: @_@'I no like rap...'
Saxes:
Kuronue is clinging to the teacher (with every other male in the saxes, which is all but one) saying over and over: "will you marry me? Will you marry me?..."
and that was all that happened on band camp day 2. The last day of band camp is GUARANTEED to be the funniest. Trust us.
HEY! THE REVIEW NAZIS WANT MORE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!! ME WANT REVIEWS! (cookie monster wannabes) SHUT UP, CONSCIENCE!!!!! JUST GIVE REVIEWS SO CONSCIENCE SHUTS UP!!!!!!!!