All the Authors: C'MON YINS GUYS!!!!!! YOGA PARTY!!!!
*many random people and anime characters run in wearing togas* WOOOO!
(time for all the readers to think Animal House now)
Sound System Speakers: You know ya make me wanna
All (including the random): SHOUT!!
SSS: Throw my hands up and shout
All: SHOUT!!!
SSS: Throw my head back and All: SHOUT!!! SHOUT!!! SHOUT!! SSS: I still remember when I used to be 9 years old. *Go on for a very long time until* SSS: Now wait a minute. All: YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT!!!! * all fall over* DarrkKatt: *lying on floor* Hey, that was fun!!! Next time we'll have an unconventional convention!!!! Tig and Joe: Sound like fun!!! Random People and Anime Characters: Yeah! Invite us along! Gotta go!! Later!!! *RPAC get up and disappear* DK, Joe & Tig: HEEHEE!! ON WITH THE INSANITY!
And now, a message from Tig: Tig: This chapter is dedicated to my tree.You people will find out later!!! WAAAAAH!! *burst into tears* Joe & DK: *hug Tig*
Disclaimer: We're playing poker with the devil!! Apparently, the Random Lawyer Guy isn't wanted in hell! We are trying to change the Lord Of Darkness' mind!! Joe: Dammit! A full house!! Tig *sweat drop* Joe, that's good. Odds in out favor!!!!
Crazy Band Story Ch. 8: Fast Forward to Friday!
This chapter is called fast forward to Friday for a damn good reason! We're skipping ahead to Friday of Band Camp, week 1!! The days are all basically like Tuesday, nothing new happens except on Mondays and Fridays!! TGIF! WOO! So, it is Friday, one week into hell, what insanity will happen? Let's find out!
Friday, Band Camp day 5...
"TGIF!! WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!"
It was Friday, and the YYH gang was watching the Pitt Teens doing a victory dance. And what an amusing dance it was! A combo of the Toga dance and freestyle. YYH gang: O.o
"What's so good about Fridays?" asked a thoroughly confused Touya.
"They're so Friday-ie!!!" screamed Sarah, "I know that makes no sense!!"
"All hell breaks loose on Fridays, people!!" shouted DarrkKatt at the top of her lungs, "They fun!! But not as much fun as the LAST DAY OF BAND!!!" (yes, that deserves the caps)
"Come to south lot and see!!" and with that synchronized scream (the next Olympic sport) the Pitt Teens marched off, leaving a even more thoroughly confused YYH gang in their wake. @_@ would be their expressions.
Shrugging off the confused-osity of the situation, the gang followed the singing Pitt Teens. As they got closer to south lot, they could see why the Pitt Teens thought Fridays were fun.
The guard (excluding Shizuru and Botan) had pompoms and were running around and talking like Valley Girls. Dressed like 'em, too. Males were trying to belly dance, while the band girls were trying to do gymnastics and were failing miserably. The jaws of the YYH gang dropped to the ground (sorry, the insanity is too much to put in words. You must be there. Oh yeah, over exaggeration coming up) as the trumpets picked one another up and either: danced with one of the same sex; gave one another piggy back rides then dropped the rider over the fence; or had a gnome throwing contest with real people. (Harry Potter, book 2 in case you missed that) It was pure insanity. What else is new?
"Hey, hey," said a monotone voice right behind them. Jumping and then turning, they were looking at a tall boy with glasses. "What are you doing? Just standing there? You must work."
"Joey, lighten up," said Jin. "Oh, yeah. Guys, this is my section leader, Joe."
"Hello," started Botan. But before she could continue.
"It is being Evil Joe!!" screamed a girls' voice. Next eye blink, Joey (or Evil Joe. Me thinks Evil Joe works better) was being hugged by a girl wearing a baggy tee shirt and hair up in a bun.
"Section Leader Jess." Kurama said with a sweat drop. "What are you doing?."
"What makes you so happy?" asked Hiei with very big eyes. (she's normally so quiet.)
"Today we start the drunken orgy dance!!!"
All face fault and stay on the ground.
Shizuru said, after a few moments of being stuck to the ground, "Did I hear you right? A drunken orgy dance?!"
"Well, Danse Bacchanale," began Evil Joe. "When translated, literally means the dance of the drunken orgy."
(O.o It does too!!! But hey!! It's a really, really, really, really, really fun song to play!!!)
"EVERYONE! TAKE OUT YOUR DRILL SHEETS AND LET'S BEGIN THE NEW SONG!!!" McKeever screamed over the loud speaker (yeah, that happens a lot.it hurts like a mutha-)
"I still can't read this thing," muttered Kuronue to Hiei. They were at what appeared to be a grid with lots of little numbered dots everywhere. They never did quite figure out how to read it. (It is tough.Even though I still don't get it!!!- DarrkKatt)
"Allow me to help, sweetie!!"
"Who said that!?" Hiei snapped around to see a woman a bit taller than him with pigtails and a big smile plastered on her face." Oh. Lyle.uh.don't you work with the saxes?"
"Well, yes." said Lyle slowly. But then she brightened up. "But I wanted to be with you and the mellos!!!" and then she swept Hiei into a bone crushing hug.
"Let.me.go!!!" gasped Hiei, "Need.air!!!!!!"
"I'll take you to your drill spot! Let us proceed down the new path that hath been chosen for us!!!!!!" she picked Hiei up and carried him to his spot.
Cue the sweat drop on all!!!
Kuronue was standing there watching them leave, when he sensed some one was behind him. Before he got to turn around, though, someone pinched and slapped his ass. Yelping (Yes, yelping. Got a problem? Wouldn't you do that?) Kuronue swung around to face his assaulter.
"Jeff!!" Kuronue screamed, "Are you trying to rape me?! YOU F****N' PERVERT!!!"
"Just wait till tonight." Jeff (JEFF-YI!!-DarrkKatt. Got problems?- Tig Why'd you add that?-Joe ME NO KNOW!!-DarrkKatt) (More parenthesis!! Jeff is a sax with a sick state of mind) turned and walked away, with much swinging of the hips.
"No feel bad," said Joe, some how appearing right next to Kuronue. "He tried to give me and S.H.A.W.N a shocker before. Hurt like a mutha-" cut off by Touya throwing a tuba at him and screaming "TOO MUCH INFO!!!!"
Sweat drop yet again!!
"Uh." said Tig with a reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaally confused look. "What just happened?"
"Eh, don't worry about it!" said Sarah (In reality, Sarah doesn't say, she scream)
"That always happens to at least one person, "stated Roh-Zee in a matter of fact voice. "But I never seen a tuba thrown."
"How the freakin hell did the bitch chuck the tuba that far?!"
"Hey Kel," said DarrkKatt without turning. However, all the others turned.
The girl who spoke was another tuba. She wore glasses, had short brown hair, and looked like an upperclassman. Actually, Kel is a freshie.
Joe, recovering from the tuba throwing, said (shakily), "I was just saying how Jeff (-YI!!!!!!) tried to give me and S.H.A.W.N."
At that wonderful little phrase (sarcasm. Who said that phrase was wonderful?!) every member of the band threw their instrument at Joe.
And so it was, for the rest of that wonderful Friday morning/afternoon. Now they (meaning the YYH gang) must survive the weekend. Will they be able to stand a whole weekend with us? With all the insanity? NOPE!!
DarrkKatt: I like parenthesis. Tig: I figured that.considering there are many in this one chapter. I lost count. Joe: *unconscious due to all the instruments*
Righty-o! We, THE REVIEW NAZIS!!!!, request more reviews. More reviews, more chappies. More chappies, more insanity. More insanity, the better the odds of yins peein' ya pants from laughter are. Got it?
DarrkKatt: Look out for my new fic, coming soon! It's about Touya and Jin!!! Tig: *sweat drop* This ain't an ad!! DarrkKatt: You owe me that fic!! Tig: What fic?! DarrkKatt: THE FIC!!! Tig: Oh, that one. Joe: *now conscious* Huh? What I miss? Both: Go back to sleep!!!!!
SSS: Throw my head back and All: SHOUT!!! SHOUT!!! SHOUT!! SSS: I still remember when I used to be 9 years old. *Go on for a very long time until* SSS: Now wait a minute. All: YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT!!!! * all fall over* DarrkKatt: *lying on floor* Hey, that was fun!!! Next time we'll have an unconventional convention!!!! Tig and Joe: Sound like fun!!! Random People and Anime Characters: Yeah! Invite us along! Gotta go!! Later!!! *RPAC get up and disappear* DK, Joe & Tig: HEEHEE!! ON WITH THE INSANITY!
And now, a message from Tig: Tig: This chapter is dedicated to my tree.You people will find out later!!! WAAAAAH!! *burst into tears* Joe & DK: *hug Tig*
Disclaimer: We're playing poker with the devil!! Apparently, the Random Lawyer Guy isn't wanted in hell! We are trying to change the Lord Of Darkness' mind!! Joe: Dammit! A full house!! Tig *sweat drop* Joe, that's good. Odds in out favor!!!!
Crazy Band Story Ch. 8: Fast Forward to Friday!
This chapter is called fast forward to Friday for a damn good reason! We're skipping ahead to Friday of Band Camp, week 1!! The days are all basically like Tuesday, nothing new happens except on Mondays and Fridays!! TGIF! WOO! So, it is Friday, one week into hell, what insanity will happen? Let's find out!
Friday, Band Camp day 5...
"TGIF!! WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!"
It was Friday, and the YYH gang was watching the Pitt Teens doing a victory dance. And what an amusing dance it was! A combo of the Toga dance and freestyle. YYH gang: O.o
"What's so good about Fridays?" asked a thoroughly confused Touya.
"They're so Friday-ie!!!" screamed Sarah, "I know that makes no sense!!"
"All hell breaks loose on Fridays, people!!" shouted DarrkKatt at the top of her lungs, "They fun!! But not as much fun as the LAST DAY OF BAND!!!" (yes, that deserves the caps)
"Come to south lot and see!!" and with that synchronized scream (the next Olympic sport) the Pitt Teens marched off, leaving a even more thoroughly confused YYH gang in their wake. @_@ would be their expressions.
Shrugging off the confused-osity of the situation, the gang followed the singing Pitt Teens. As they got closer to south lot, they could see why the Pitt Teens thought Fridays were fun.
The guard (excluding Shizuru and Botan) had pompoms and were running around and talking like Valley Girls. Dressed like 'em, too. Males were trying to belly dance, while the band girls were trying to do gymnastics and were failing miserably. The jaws of the YYH gang dropped to the ground (sorry, the insanity is too much to put in words. You must be there. Oh yeah, over exaggeration coming up) as the trumpets picked one another up and either: danced with one of the same sex; gave one another piggy back rides then dropped the rider over the fence; or had a gnome throwing contest with real people. (Harry Potter, book 2 in case you missed that) It was pure insanity. What else is new?
"Hey, hey," said a monotone voice right behind them. Jumping and then turning, they were looking at a tall boy with glasses. "What are you doing? Just standing there? You must work."
"Joey, lighten up," said Jin. "Oh, yeah. Guys, this is my section leader, Joe."
"Hello," started Botan. But before she could continue.
"It is being Evil Joe!!" screamed a girls' voice. Next eye blink, Joey (or Evil Joe. Me thinks Evil Joe works better) was being hugged by a girl wearing a baggy tee shirt and hair up in a bun.
"Section Leader Jess." Kurama said with a sweat drop. "What are you doing?."
"What makes you so happy?" asked Hiei with very big eyes. (she's normally so quiet.)
"Today we start the drunken orgy dance!!!"
All face fault and stay on the ground.
Shizuru said, after a few moments of being stuck to the ground, "Did I hear you right? A drunken orgy dance?!"
"Well, Danse Bacchanale," began Evil Joe. "When translated, literally means the dance of the drunken orgy."
(O.o It does too!!! But hey!! It's a really, really, really, really, really fun song to play!!!)
"EVERYONE! TAKE OUT YOUR DRILL SHEETS AND LET'S BEGIN THE NEW SONG!!!" McKeever screamed over the loud speaker (yeah, that happens a lot.it hurts like a mutha-)
"I still can't read this thing," muttered Kuronue to Hiei. They were at what appeared to be a grid with lots of little numbered dots everywhere. They never did quite figure out how to read it. (It is tough.Even though I still don't get it!!!- DarrkKatt)
"Allow me to help, sweetie!!"
"Who said that!?" Hiei snapped around to see a woman a bit taller than him with pigtails and a big smile plastered on her face." Oh. Lyle.uh.don't you work with the saxes?"
"Well, yes." said Lyle slowly. But then she brightened up. "But I wanted to be with you and the mellos!!!" and then she swept Hiei into a bone crushing hug.
"Let.me.go!!!" gasped Hiei, "Need.air!!!!!!"
"I'll take you to your drill spot! Let us proceed down the new path that hath been chosen for us!!!!!!" she picked Hiei up and carried him to his spot.
Cue the sweat drop on all!!!
Kuronue was standing there watching them leave, when he sensed some one was behind him. Before he got to turn around, though, someone pinched and slapped his ass. Yelping (Yes, yelping. Got a problem? Wouldn't you do that?) Kuronue swung around to face his assaulter.
"Jeff!!" Kuronue screamed, "Are you trying to rape me?! YOU F****N' PERVERT!!!"
"Just wait till tonight." Jeff (JEFF-YI!!-DarrkKatt. Got problems?- Tig Why'd you add that?-Joe ME NO KNOW!!-DarrkKatt) (More parenthesis!! Jeff is a sax with a sick state of mind) turned and walked away, with much swinging of the hips.
"No feel bad," said Joe, some how appearing right next to Kuronue. "He tried to give me and S.H.A.W.N a shocker before. Hurt like a mutha-" cut off by Touya throwing a tuba at him and screaming "TOO MUCH INFO!!!!"
Sweat drop yet again!!
"Uh." said Tig with a reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaally confused look. "What just happened?"
"Eh, don't worry about it!" said Sarah (In reality, Sarah doesn't say, she scream)
"That always happens to at least one person, "stated Roh-Zee in a matter of fact voice. "But I never seen a tuba thrown."
"How the freakin hell did the bitch chuck the tuba that far?!"
"Hey Kel," said DarrkKatt without turning. However, all the others turned.
The girl who spoke was another tuba. She wore glasses, had short brown hair, and looked like an upperclassman. Actually, Kel is a freshie.
Joe, recovering from the tuba throwing, said (shakily), "I was just saying how Jeff (-YI!!!!!!) tried to give me and S.H.A.W.N."
At that wonderful little phrase (sarcasm. Who said that phrase was wonderful?!) every member of the band threw their instrument at Joe.
And so it was, for the rest of that wonderful Friday morning/afternoon. Now they (meaning the YYH gang) must survive the weekend. Will they be able to stand a whole weekend with us? With all the insanity? NOPE!!
DarrkKatt: I like parenthesis. Tig: I figured that.considering there are many in this one chapter. I lost count. Joe: *unconscious due to all the instruments*
Righty-o! We, THE REVIEW NAZIS!!!!, request more reviews. More reviews, more chappies. More chappies, more insanity. More insanity, the better the odds of yins peein' ya pants from laughter are. Got it?
DarrkKatt: Look out for my new fic, coming soon! It's about Touya and Jin!!! Tig: *sweat drop* This ain't an ad!! DarrkKatt: You owe me that fic!! Tig: What fic?! DarrkKatt: THE FIC!!! Tig: Oh, that one. Joe: *now conscious* Huh? What I miss? Both: Go back to sleep!!!!!