AUTHOR'S NOTES: Here are two songs I wrote as an act of protest to George Lucas butchering the Original Trilogy on the DVD. Grand vision my foot, George!

DVD Stiffed Sebastian Shaw
Premise: A noble old ghost smiles no more.
To: The Buggles' "Video Killed the Radio Star"

I heard you filmed a scene way back in '82
Vader took off his mask and then there was you.
And then you showed up later as a ghost all glowing blue

Oh-a oh

But now I see they've changed the trilogy,
Rewritten by machine and new technology,
Hayden replaced you on the DVD.

Oh-a no
What about your children?
Oh-a no
What can we tell them?

DVD stiffed Sebastian Shaw
DVD stiffed Sebastian Shaw

Pictures changed and broke my heart.
Oh-a-a-a oh

And now I'm watching you back on video.
I see you smiling and it seems so long ago.
Oh why did your smiling image have to go?

Oh-a oh
You were the first one.
Oh-a oh
You were the best one.

DVD stiffed Sebastian Shaw
DVD stiffed Sebastian Shaw
In my mind and in my heart, we can't rewind, we've gone too far
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh

DVD stiffed Sebastian Shaw
DVD stiffed Sebastian Shaw

In my mind and in my heart, we can't rewind, we've gone too far.
Pictures changed and broke my heart, as I watch my VCR.

Poor old Sebastian Shaw.
Poor old Sebastian Shaw.
DVD stiffed Sebastian Shaw
DVD stiffed Sebastian Shaw
DVD stiffed Sebastian Shaw
DVD stiffed Sebastian Shaw

DVD stiffed Sebastian Shaw. (Poor old Sebastian Shaw.)