Shadow's Home for Insane Bishonens and

Other guys

Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings or Inuyasha. If I did Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Legolas, Aragorn, Faramir and Sesshomaru would probably be really pissed at me for writing this.

Summary: Jack Sparrow sings, Will is just really stupid, Legolas thinks he's a cat; Aragorn is chasing him because he thinks he's a dog, Faramir has no idea why I forced him here and everyone else is completely insane. I'm just here to make sure they don't kill each other. Self insertion.

Chapter 1

Sesshoko: Welcome to Sesshoko's Home for Insane Bishonens and Other Crazy People. Everyone who isn't crazy is either a hostage or was married to me against their will.

Sesshomaru: No, I came here because I love you!

Sesshoko: Oh yeah. I forgot. ONWARD TO THE INSANE CUTE GUYS!! And the other insane people.

The First Room

Legolas: Meow!

Aragorn: RUFF ARF BARK! GROWL SNARL!

Legolas: HISSSSSSS

Sesshoko: NO! Bad Bishonen BAD! Bad boy Aragorn. pets Aragorn's head.

Aragorn: Leg shakes like a dog's

Nurse Arwen: places tuna in front of Legolas.

Legolas: rubs head on Arwen's knee and purrs in a catlike way.

Sesshoko: hugs Legolas. Aw! My adorable, insane elf!

Legolas: purr

Sesshoko: Good kitty.

Legolas: slinks off to find his yarn ball.

Aragorn: woof! Yip ARF!

Sesshomaru: Good boy. SIT!

Aragorn: sits at command.

Sesshomaru: gives Aragorn dog biscuit

Sesshoko: Aragorn dinner! Come here Bishonen! snaps fingers

Aragorn: bounds out of room to get his food.

Legolas: Plays on floor with yarn ball

Sesshoko: Why the fuck is he a cat?