In the latest chapter of this tale, it was discovered that every one was
going to the Water Front for the day!!
Tig: *grins* finally!
Joe: What's she happy about?
DK: What are you happy about? This chapter is way overdue!! It was her turn to write it!!
Tig: That's just it! I finished my homework so I can work on it!!
Joe/DK: o_O finally!
Tig: onward and upward to random insanity in our hometown!!
D/K: Joe!!! BEGIN THE POLE DANCE!!!!!
Joe: *jumps on pole* WHOOOOOOOO!
Disclaimer: Pocket lawyer guy is introduced!
PLG: Hi, I am pocket lawyer guy. I am annoying and far crazier than Random Lawyer Guy. Which reminds me, I must sue these authors for their bad conduct. Tig: No you won't!!!
PLG: Yes I will!!
D/K: Grrrrrr..
PLG: *suddenly looking very afraid* Mommy. *runs away*
D/K: Get back here you pansy!!! *grabs a bo staff and gives chase, all the while Joe is pole dancing*
Crazy Band Story chapter: 10: The Waterfront.dundundunduuuuuuuuuuun
The waterfront. About twenty-ish years ago, it was just a bunch of run down steel mills. Now it was a bunch of shops (D/K: nice shops!!!! Heehee.where's my cash?!) and a very large movie theater. Just think of the chaos that can happen. *silence for a few minutes*
No, wait. Cancel that. It'll be funnier to write it. So, ON WITH IT!! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*-*-
"LET ME AT 'EM! JUST LET ME AT 'EM!" This yelling was coming from Tig, who by chance of fate, was about to rip DarrkKatt's little brothers throat out. (D/K: My lil bro never shuts up, even with duct tape. -_-U) Most of the cast was rather freaked, even Joe and DarrkKatt. Actually, DarrkKatt was so freaked out she was giggling, a rarity for her. The only reason Jon was still alive was the fact the Tig wore her seat belt and that stopped her reoccurring lunges at Jon's throat. (Tig: The.pain!) Cause of lunges: HE DIDN'T SEEM ABLE TO SHUT UP OR QUIT POKING PEOPLE TODAY. No one knew why. Not even DarrkKatt
"Is she always like this?" Keiko whispered to Kuronue.
"No I've never seen her like this. Nor has DarrkKatt or Joe." Was the whispered reply.
Everyone was rather freaked out. Tig looked like a demon. Or a very pissed of human female. With very sharp fingernails and a knack for painful noogies.
"She would of done better in a fight then the baka. Opponents would be too scared to attack her." This was the longest sentence Hiei had said yet. (give him a hand!!!)
"Must stop, this now!" With those words, D/K locked her brother is the van. And didn't let him out. (Note: We didn't really do this. Tig: I really wanted to though.)
What happened next was pure madness.
Out side the theater and at the concession stands:
"HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!" The Pitt teens were causing general chaos around the parking lot. After skipping into the theater. (Yusuke marveled at its shear size. D/K: however, it is not as large as some other theaters. It just is really cool!!!!) Everyone bought their tickets and then got in line for snacks.
"Candy!!"
"Popcorn!!"
"Soda!!"
"Hotdogs!!" (Yes! This theater has hotdogs! Even onion rings!! All authors: onion rings.)
And the great debate had begun. It seems that Yusuke, Hiei, Joe, and DK couldn't decide what do buy snackwise.
"Almost time for the movie!" Roh-Zee looked panicked. She never panics. THIS WAS A GREAT MOVIE!!
Then it was Touya's turn then snap and get very scary. (o.O) "JUST GET EVERYTHING, WILL YOU? THE MOVIES ABOUT TO START!" He then grabbed the coupons out of Tigs pocket that were left over from buying everyone's tickets and paid for everything. (I still have some left!! HAHA!!) "GET IT ALL!!!"
All backed away from Touya except for Tig who was still trying to stop cracking her knuckles from thinking about Jon. It wasn't working. "WE HAVE TWO MINUTES TO GET TO THE THEATER AND I DON'T WANT MISS IT!!" Touya didn't raise his voice or anything; it was the threat behind it that was scary.
There was much 0_0. Then everyone grabbed their snacks and ran into the theater. They were briefly held up by a ticket taker who asked them a math question, but he shut up at Touya's glare. Then they proceeded to run into the theater and plopped in the front row. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Almost everyone decided to have a popcorn war during the advertisements since there was nothing better to do while waiting. Yukina, Keiko, Botan, and Touya decided not to, because they were too sane. Touya's eyes were glued to the screen. (Apparently he didn't watch many movies when growing up. Makes sense really.)
Yukina got very annoyed when some stray popcorn hit her, so she snatched a bag off Joe and dumped it on the closest person's head; Hiei's. Hiei didn't see who did it and thought it was Kurama, so he ripped the bag off his head and smacked Kurama with it. Unknown to Hiei, there was popcorn stuck to his hair. No one was about to tell him, either. Then the movie began.
After the movie (during which every ones eyes were glued to the screen):
The movie was over and Yusuke and Jin were having a kernel war with the left over popcorn kernels. Touya had calmed down quite a bit and Tig was acting more like her old self. Joe was doing his hat dance and Kurama simply commented upon the special effects of Pirates of the Caribbean with Kuronue. D/K was singing songs from Moulin Rouge. (Myyyyyyyy gift is my song!!!!!!) Everyone else was trying to avoid kernels that went astray. Over all it was a good day.
After many embarrassing stunts on the streets of the Waterfront, mainly Kuronue, Yusuke, Joe, and Jin doing the Cancan in mini skirts in the heart of the water front (which is a Star Bucks), and Joe trying to do his pole dance on a curved lamp post, it was time to go home. (Joe's dance wasn't that good due to the curved pole)
Upon arriving at DK's van, Tig hid behind Jin as the doors unlocked. Jon jumped out screaming. It seems he hadn't stopped talking at all while they were gone.
Scary. No? It isn't? Of course it is you baka!!!!! You don't know or live with him!!!!!
Jin could tell that Tig was starting to snap so he did the only thing he could think of. He pushed Jon into the van, in an single seat, did his seat belt extra tight, and put duck tape that he saw on the way down over Jon's mouth. (Tig: Again, this didn't happen but I really wanted to! Right, D/K? Um, D/K? D/K: Goddamn duct tape work dammit!!!!! Shut him up!!!!!! Tig: o.O) It did wonders. (for a time.O.o she's still ranting at the duct tape!!!! D/K: *wrestling tape to ground. The tape was winning*) Everyone clapped and Jin took a bow when exited the van.
Nothing happened on the ride home besides the usual singing of Yellow Submarine. Tig treated (or tortured, you pick) everyone to one of her many parodies, Black Van.
"Oh we all live in a black van on the road! Black Van on the road! Black Van on the road!" It was an easy song to make parodies to.
The true evil started when DK tried to start dropping people off. It appeared that, without her knowledge, it had been decided that everyone was sleeping over at her house. Roh-Zee, Joe, and Tig even packed extra cloths and sleep stuff for the YYH gang. Everyone clung onto her in a death grip. Scary, she didn't even see them put in the bags. How ninja-like of them.
DarrkKatt just grinned after a while. "This," she exchanged knowing glances with Joe, Roh-Zee, and Tig, "Is going to be truly fun!"
The YYH cast felt that they should be very afraid. And if they learned anything during their stay here, it was that never underestimate any one of the Pitt-teens. EVER!!!! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*-*- Tig: clip hanger!!! Mwhahahahaha.
Joe: This chapter took forever!!
Tig: I had homework! I'm sorry!! It three pages long!
DK: That's a new record for you!
Tig: I know!!
Joe: OK. READ AND REVIEW PEOPLE!!!! OR ELSE THE REVIEW NAZIS WILL MAKE ME DRESS LIKE FRANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (D/K: Either way, it'll happen. More reviews means it will happen faster. Keep that in mind)
Tig: *grins* finally!
Joe: What's she happy about?
DK: What are you happy about? This chapter is way overdue!! It was her turn to write it!!
Tig: That's just it! I finished my homework so I can work on it!!
Joe/DK: o_O finally!
Tig: onward and upward to random insanity in our hometown!!
D/K: Joe!!! BEGIN THE POLE DANCE!!!!!
Joe: *jumps on pole* WHOOOOOOOO!
Disclaimer: Pocket lawyer guy is introduced!
PLG: Hi, I am pocket lawyer guy. I am annoying and far crazier than Random Lawyer Guy. Which reminds me, I must sue these authors for their bad conduct. Tig: No you won't!!!
PLG: Yes I will!!
D/K: Grrrrrr..
PLG: *suddenly looking very afraid* Mommy. *runs away*
D/K: Get back here you pansy!!! *grabs a bo staff and gives chase, all the while Joe is pole dancing*
Crazy Band Story chapter: 10: The Waterfront.dundundunduuuuuuuuuuun
The waterfront. About twenty-ish years ago, it was just a bunch of run down steel mills. Now it was a bunch of shops (D/K: nice shops!!!! Heehee.where's my cash?!) and a very large movie theater. Just think of the chaos that can happen. *silence for a few minutes*
No, wait. Cancel that. It'll be funnier to write it. So, ON WITH IT!! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*-*-
"LET ME AT 'EM! JUST LET ME AT 'EM!" This yelling was coming from Tig, who by chance of fate, was about to rip DarrkKatt's little brothers throat out. (D/K: My lil bro never shuts up, even with duct tape. -_-U) Most of the cast was rather freaked, even Joe and DarrkKatt. Actually, DarrkKatt was so freaked out she was giggling, a rarity for her. The only reason Jon was still alive was the fact the Tig wore her seat belt and that stopped her reoccurring lunges at Jon's throat. (Tig: The.pain!) Cause of lunges: HE DIDN'T SEEM ABLE TO SHUT UP OR QUIT POKING PEOPLE TODAY. No one knew why. Not even DarrkKatt
"Is she always like this?" Keiko whispered to Kuronue.
"No I've never seen her like this. Nor has DarrkKatt or Joe." Was the whispered reply.
Everyone was rather freaked out. Tig looked like a demon. Or a very pissed of human female. With very sharp fingernails and a knack for painful noogies.
"She would of done better in a fight then the baka. Opponents would be too scared to attack her." This was the longest sentence Hiei had said yet. (give him a hand!!!)
"Must stop, this now!" With those words, D/K locked her brother is the van. And didn't let him out. (Note: We didn't really do this. Tig: I really wanted to though.)
What happened next was pure madness.
Out side the theater and at the concession stands:
"HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!" The Pitt teens were causing general chaos around the parking lot. After skipping into the theater. (Yusuke marveled at its shear size. D/K: however, it is not as large as some other theaters. It just is really cool!!!!) Everyone bought their tickets and then got in line for snacks.
"Candy!!"
"Popcorn!!"
"Soda!!"
"Hotdogs!!" (Yes! This theater has hotdogs! Even onion rings!! All authors: onion rings.)
And the great debate had begun. It seems that Yusuke, Hiei, Joe, and DK couldn't decide what do buy snackwise.
"Almost time for the movie!" Roh-Zee looked panicked. She never panics. THIS WAS A GREAT MOVIE!!
Then it was Touya's turn then snap and get very scary. (o.O) "JUST GET EVERYTHING, WILL YOU? THE MOVIES ABOUT TO START!" He then grabbed the coupons out of Tigs pocket that were left over from buying everyone's tickets and paid for everything. (I still have some left!! HAHA!!) "GET IT ALL!!!"
All backed away from Touya except for Tig who was still trying to stop cracking her knuckles from thinking about Jon. It wasn't working. "WE HAVE TWO MINUTES TO GET TO THE THEATER AND I DON'T WANT MISS IT!!" Touya didn't raise his voice or anything; it was the threat behind it that was scary.
There was much 0_0. Then everyone grabbed their snacks and ran into the theater. They were briefly held up by a ticket taker who asked them a math question, but he shut up at Touya's glare. Then they proceeded to run into the theater and plopped in the front row. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Almost everyone decided to have a popcorn war during the advertisements since there was nothing better to do while waiting. Yukina, Keiko, Botan, and Touya decided not to, because they were too sane. Touya's eyes were glued to the screen. (Apparently he didn't watch many movies when growing up. Makes sense really.)
Yukina got very annoyed when some stray popcorn hit her, so she snatched a bag off Joe and dumped it on the closest person's head; Hiei's. Hiei didn't see who did it and thought it was Kurama, so he ripped the bag off his head and smacked Kurama with it. Unknown to Hiei, there was popcorn stuck to his hair. No one was about to tell him, either. Then the movie began.
After the movie (during which every ones eyes were glued to the screen):
The movie was over and Yusuke and Jin were having a kernel war with the left over popcorn kernels. Touya had calmed down quite a bit and Tig was acting more like her old self. Joe was doing his hat dance and Kurama simply commented upon the special effects of Pirates of the Caribbean with Kuronue. D/K was singing songs from Moulin Rouge. (Myyyyyyyy gift is my song!!!!!!) Everyone else was trying to avoid kernels that went astray. Over all it was a good day.
After many embarrassing stunts on the streets of the Waterfront, mainly Kuronue, Yusuke, Joe, and Jin doing the Cancan in mini skirts in the heart of the water front (which is a Star Bucks), and Joe trying to do his pole dance on a curved lamp post, it was time to go home. (Joe's dance wasn't that good due to the curved pole)
Upon arriving at DK's van, Tig hid behind Jin as the doors unlocked. Jon jumped out screaming. It seems he hadn't stopped talking at all while they were gone.
Scary. No? It isn't? Of course it is you baka!!!!! You don't know or live with him!!!!!
Jin could tell that Tig was starting to snap so he did the only thing he could think of. He pushed Jon into the van, in an single seat, did his seat belt extra tight, and put duck tape that he saw on the way down over Jon's mouth. (Tig: Again, this didn't happen but I really wanted to! Right, D/K? Um, D/K? D/K: Goddamn duct tape work dammit!!!!! Shut him up!!!!!! Tig: o.O) It did wonders. (for a time.O.o she's still ranting at the duct tape!!!! D/K: *wrestling tape to ground. The tape was winning*) Everyone clapped and Jin took a bow when exited the van.
Nothing happened on the ride home besides the usual singing of Yellow Submarine. Tig treated (or tortured, you pick) everyone to one of her many parodies, Black Van.
"Oh we all live in a black van on the road! Black Van on the road! Black Van on the road!" It was an easy song to make parodies to.
The true evil started when DK tried to start dropping people off. It appeared that, without her knowledge, it had been decided that everyone was sleeping over at her house. Roh-Zee, Joe, and Tig even packed extra cloths and sleep stuff for the YYH gang. Everyone clung onto her in a death grip. Scary, she didn't even see them put in the bags. How ninja-like of them.
DarrkKatt just grinned after a while. "This," she exchanged knowing glances with Joe, Roh-Zee, and Tig, "Is going to be truly fun!"
The YYH cast felt that they should be very afraid. And if they learned anything during their stay here, it was that never underestimate any one of the Pitt-teens. EVER!!!! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*-*- Tig: clip hanger!!! Mwhahahahaha.
Joe: This chapter took forever!!
Tig: I had homework! I'm sorry!! It three pages long!
DK: That's a new record for you!
Tig: I know!!
Joe: OK. READ AND REVIEW PEOPLE!!!! OR ELSE THE REVIEW NAZIS WILL MAKE ME DRESS LIKE FRANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (D/K: Either way, it'll happen. More reviews means it will happen faster. Keep that in mind)