This chapter is dedicated to: Light02, Ms. Raye Sinic, Skywolf, and Tyger and Darkdracofire, but especially Slywolf without whose review I would never have been inspired to write this omake chapter.
Tank Police Division 195
Omake Chapter: The Author and Characters Discuss the Fic Thus Far
Kaori: Hello everyone. I'm glad you all could make it to this little cast meeting. Umm… we've got some good support from the people who read and reviewed and I'm feeling really good about this fic.
Une: I'm enjoying myself as well. It's not every day I get to mercilessly torture everyone else.
Kaori: Well, I've been thinking about toning you down a bit as the fic progresses. I feel like I'm overdoing the evil Chief bit.
Milliardo: I'll say you are. You could've just wrote us right into our first assignment together rather than making us go through that torture.
Duo: Yeah, I thought you loved us!
Kaori: You always hurt the ones you love…
Wufei: You must love Relena a lot then.
Kaori: (dangerously) Don't even joke about that!
Noin: Speaking of whom, I'm surprised you aren't ruthlessly bashing her in this fanfic.
Kaori: Let me set the record straight by saying I only have problems with pre-Endless Waltz Relena. The stalking and obsessing about peace annoyed the hell out of me and I prefer to believe that she got a clue after EW.
Heero: Trowa has more lines than me in this fic, what's up with that?
Noin: And Sally and I hardly got any screen time!
Relena: At least you got mentioned in two chapters, I was only in the first one.
Kaori: -_- …and the crowd turns ugly… Look, you guys, the fic just started. Let's get out a couple more chapters before we start bitching about screen time and lines.
Quatre: Why am I such a worry wart in this fic?
Kaori: Didn't I just say to relax? Anyway, you won't stay that way for the whole fic. Soon you'll be happily blowing up stuff like the others.
Quatre: If you say so.
Trowa: She just did.
Wufei: And there's another thing! Barton's out of character.
Kaori: Not for this fanfic he isn't. And while we're on the subject, almost all of you are OOC series-wise. Besides, you all know by now that I don't write canon. Now if there's nothing else…(silence) this meeting is adjourned.